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Wisconsin

Nov 1999Average percentage of revenue on a Wisconsin for-profit welfare agency's contract this year that will be profit: 17.1
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Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development (Madison, Wis.)

January 27, 2009A Wisconsin judge ruled that cheerleading is a contact sport.
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ESPN

November 22, 2007Teams of biologists in Japan and Wisconsin discovered new methods for transforming human skin cells into “induced pluripotent stem cells.” Both techniques employ a retrovirus to inject the cells with four “master regulator” genes that reprogram the cells' function. The Wisconsin team, directed by James A. Thompson, who pioneered the harvesting of embryonic stem cells, culled its skin cells from foreskins. The Japanese team conducted their preliminary research on mice, with a cancer gene among the regulators, and created in the process a mischief of clone mice, 20 percent of which developed cancer. President George W. Bush was said to be “very pleased” that the innovation might render the use of embryonic stem cells obsolete, but critics said it was too soon to tell whether the synthesized stem cells would prove as versatile as those from embryos.
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New York Times

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Seattle Times

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New York Times

July 23, 2007 Wisconsin inmates brawled over Woody Allen's marriage to Sun Yi Previn.
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Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

July 23, 2007Two Wisconsinites who had locked a seven-year-old boy in his room while they watched a Green Bay Packers game were each sentenced to several months in jail. The couple claimed to have left the boy peanut butter and jelly, bread, and a bucket for a toilet. “What do you do?” the defense attorney asked the judge. “Maybe this coming football season,” he continued, “lock them in a room with a bucket and make them watch Bears games.”
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AP via Yahoo! News

December 15, 2006A hunter in Wisconsin shot a seven-legged deer.
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Yahoo News

October 28, 2006The city of Madison, Wisconsin, announced that its Halloween festivities will be a success if the police are not compelled to pepper-spray angry mobs of drunken residents.
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CNN

September 15, 2006Police in Green Bay, Wisconsin, chased a pig around a highway for more than an hour.
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AP via Yahoo! News

September 5, 2006Three men in Lancaster, Wisconsin, were arrested after attempting to steal a corpse from a cemetery in order to have sex with it.
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WCCO.com

August 4, 2006Racer Cristiano da Matta's Champ Car collided with a deer in Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin.
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cnnsi.com

June 1, 2006The United States declared a moratorium on wind farms in Illinois, Massachusetts, Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.
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PhysOrg.com

March 23, 2006Scientists in Wisconsin announced that they could convert cheese waste into ethanol.
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Wisconsin Ag Connection

November 28, 2005A Wausau, Wisconsin, hunter shot and killed a buck that lacked testicles.
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Wausau Daily Herald

November 12, 2005A Milwaukee, Wisconsin, man was in trouble for drunken ice-cream-truck driving.
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GMToday.com

October 12, 2005A Wisconsin man was arrested for putting an electric dog collar on his eight-year-old stepdaughter and zapping her for not eating fast enough.
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WorldNetDaily.com

August 10, 2005 Cream puffs with 560 calories and 47 grams of fat were selling briskly at the Wisconsin State Fair.
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AZCentral.com

August 2, 2005 Wisconsin opened a school for children who had been bullied.
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Local6.com

April 12, 2005The Governor of Wisconsin announced that he opposed cat hunting.
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The Charlotte Observer

April 1, 2005A former policeman was arrested for flying to Beaver Dam, Wisconsin, in order to molest boys.
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Sign On San Diego

April 1, 2005Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin was stripped of her title after she was caught standing up.
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CNN.com

March 29, 2005A huge naked screaming Wisconsin man was shot as he threatened his equally naked children with scissors.
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JSOnline

March 14, 2005A Wisconsin woman rammed her car into a Catholic church after deciding that God does not exist; her car was destroyed, but the church was unharmed.
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Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

October 30, 2004 Wisconsin Republicans were trying to challenge about 37,000 voter registrations in Milwaukee.
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Journal Sentinel


December 2009

THE GENERAL ELECTRIC SUPERFRAUD
Why the Hudson River Will Never Run Clean
By David Gargill

THE MASTER OF SPIN BOLDAK
Undercover with Afghanistan’s Drug-Trafficking Border Police
By Matthieu Aikins

MERMAID FEVER
A story by Steven Millhauser

UNDERSTANDING OBAMACARE
By Luke Mitchell

Also: Dave Hickey and Wendell Berry