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Oct 2006 Energy, in megawatt hours, saved over thirty-five years by a bicycle rider who does not drive a car: 109



Portion of these savings that will be used up over the extra years the biker will live: 9/10
Source:

Karl T. Ulrich, University of Pennsylvania (Philadelphia)

Jul 2006Factor by which Hummer sales in April exceeded those a year earlier: 3
Source:

General Motors Corporation (Detroit)

Jun 2006Chances that a U.S. commuter both lives and works in a suburb: 2 in 5
Source:

U.S. Census Bureau

Mar 2006Amount paid last fall for a Ford Escort driven by Pope John Paul II: $680,000
Source:

Kruse International (Auburn, Ind.)

Jan 2006Percentage of the air-ambulance helicopters in the U.S. that have crashed since 2000: 10
Source:

Alan Levin, USA Today (Washington)

Dec 2005Amount a German company says it can save a cargo ship in annual fuel costs by outfitting it with a giant kite: $1,200,000
Source:

SkySails (Hamburg, Germany)

Nov 2005Minimum number of infants impeded from boarding airplanes because their names were on the U.S. no-fly list: 14
Source:

U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Aug 2005Number of corpses shipped on Delta Air Lines last year : 42,175
Source:

Delta Air Lines (Atlanta)

Aug 2005Amount that Northwest Airlines expects to save each year by eliminating free magazines on flights : $565,000
Source:

Northwest Airlines (Minneapolis)

Jul 2005Tons of CO2 produced each year by a single jumbo jet making a round-trip trans-Atlantic flight daily: 210,000
Source:

U.S. Environmental Protection Agency

Jul 2005Percentage of U.S. auto travel that occurs on two-lane roads: 28
Source:

The Road Information Program (Washington)

Jul 2005Percentage of traffic fatalities that occur on two-lane roads in the U.S.: 52
Source:

The Road Information Program (Washington)

Jul 2005Price for a set of six Harley Davidson‒brand votive candles: $19.95
Source:

Spirit Harley-Davidson, Inc. (Glenshaw, Pa)

Jun 2005Percentage of Americans who say that driving a fuel-efficient car is an act of patriotism: 66
Source:

Civil Society Institute (Newton Centre, Mass.)

Jun 2005Portion of the world's motor vehicles that are in China: 1/17
Source:

World Business Council for Sustainable Development (Geneva)

Feb 2005Estimated percentage by which the number of automobiles made in Ontario last year exceeded the number made in Detroit: 4
Source:

Ward's Communications (Southfield, Mich.)

Feb 2005Average total cost for a U.S. eighty-year-old to live out the rest of his or her days on a luxury cruise ship: $230,497
Source:

Lee Lindquist, Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine (Chicago)

Oct 2004Percentage of Mississippians who have failed their written driver’s-license test since it became computerized last year : 60
Source:

Automated Drivers License Testing System (Jackson, Miss.)

Jun 2004Number of accidents on Florida highways in 2002 caused by cars parked on the side of the road : 4,220
Source:

Florida Highway Patrol (Jacksonville)

Jun 2004Ratio of the average number of vehicles to the number of children per U.S. household : 5:2
Source:

U.S. Census Bureau (Washington)

Jun 2004Average number of people who die every day in Bombay commuter-train accidents : 10
Source:

Manavta Railway Accident Response Centre (Bombay, India)

Mar 2004Number of times a Hummer H2 could be driven around the world on the excess calories Americans consume each year : 244
Source:

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (Atlanta)/Food and Drug Administration (Rockville, Md.)/Harper's research

Nov 2003Square feet of Israeli roads under construction in the 1990s per Israeli: 57
Source:

Adva Center (Tel Aviv)

Sep 2003 Months after the first manned flight that Wilbur Wright identified "war" as a potential use for airplanes: 22
Source:

James E. Tobin (Ann Arbor, Mich.)

Aug 2003Ratio of the estimated number of people killed worldwide by war last year to the number killed by traffic: 1:4
Source:

World Health Organization (Geneva)

Aug 2003Percentage of pedestrian fatalities on U.S. roadways last year in which the driver was drunk: 18
Jul 2003Amount of the $106,185 price of a Hummer H1 that businesses may deduct under the proposed Bush tax plan: $88,722
Source:

The White House (Washington)/Harper's research

Dec 2002Minutes that service on two New York subway lines was halted this fall after a Sikh worker was seen emerging from a hatch: 92
Source:

Metropolitan Transit Authority (N.Y.C.)

Oct 2002Number of traffic tickets issued in July by British Columbia police officers posing as squeegee men: 90
Source:

Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Burnaby, B.C.)

Aug 2002Average amount by which the price a black American pays for a new car exceeds that paid by a white for the same model: $420
Source:

Yale School of Management (New Haven, Conn.)

Aug 2002Number of round-trips to the sun represented by the world's outstanding frequent-flyer miles: 42,500
Source:

Harper's research/Frequent Flyer Services (Colorado Springs)

Jan 2002Year in which the Army released bacteria into New York City's subway system: 1966
Source:

"Biological testing involving human subjects by the Department of Defense," transcript of U.S. Senate hearings, 3/8/77 and 5/23/77

Nov 2001Rank of gas mileage among the 35 things Americans say they look for in buying a new car or truck: 20
Source:

Maritz Marketing Research (St. Louis)/Ford Motor Company (Detroit)

Nov 2001Age, in months, at which an infant can distinguish between a bird and an airplane: 9
Source:

Department of Cognitive Science, University of California, San Diego.

Jul 2001Estimated cost of fuel consumed in 1999 by U.S. drivers caught in traffic delays: $8,600,000,000
Source:

Texas Transportation Institute (College Station)

Apr 2001Gallons by which daily U.S. oil consumption would drop if SUVs' average fuel efficiency increased by 3 mpg: 49,000,000
Source:

Sierra Club (Washington)

Dec 2000Pounds of ordnance that can be delivered by Boeing's new X-45A, the world's first unmanned fighter jet: 3,000
Source:

The Boeing Company (Seattle)

Dec 2000Number of planes crashed by the Wright brothers before their first successful flight on December 17, 1903: 1
Source:

Wright Brothers National Memorial (Kill Devil Hills, N.C.)

Nov 2000Percentage change since last May in the number of injuries caused by foot-powered scooters in the United States: +700
Source:

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (Bethesda, Md.)

Nov 2000Percentage of Americans killed by faulty auto parts in the 1990s who were killed by Firestone tires: 0.1
Source:

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (Washington)

Nov 2000Average annual number of traffic accidents in Iowa caused by low visibility due to corn stalks: 65
Source:

Iowa Department of Transportation (Ames)/Museum of Zoology, University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)

Oct 2000Average number of miles by which the Concorde flies closer to the sun than other passenger planes: 4.7
Source:

British Airways (London)

May 2000Rank of traffic accidents among the leading causes of death for on-duty U.S. police officers last year: 1
Source:

U.S. Department of Justice/Federal Bureau of Investigation

Mar 2000Number of states that introduced legislation forbidding discrimination against motorcylists last year: 8
Source:

American Motorcyclist Association (Westerville, Ohio)

Mar 2000Number of people in North Carolina killed by automobiles since 1998 after lying in the middle of the road: 66
Source:

Highway Safety Research Center, University of North Carolina (Chapel Hill)

Feb 2000Percentage increase since 1994 in annual federal spending on highways and mass transit, respectively: 50, 33
Source:

Department of Transportation (Washington)

Feb 2000Ratio of the number of Americans killed in traffic accidents in 1998 to the number killed by medical errors: 1:1
Source:

Institute of Medicine (Washington);

Feb 2000Hours during which Rio de Janeiro drivers may legally run red lights in order to avoid being carjacked: 10 P.M.-5 A.M.
Source:

Embassy of Brazil (Washington)

Jan 2000Miles that Leif Eriksson sailed from his father's home in Greenland before “discovering” North America in 985: 230
Source:

James Reston Jr., The Last Apocalypse: Europe at the Year 1000 A.D., Random House (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Number of the ten largest multinational corporations that produce automobiles or gasoline: 9
Source:

Multinational Monitor (Washington)

Dec 1999Number of titles for “horseless carriages” issued to new car owners in Maine last spring due to a Y2K error: 2,000
Source:

Maine Bureau of Motor Vehicles (Augusta, Maine)

Oct 1999Number of tires found along the Mississippi River since 1997 by an Illinois man bent on cleaning it: 1,916
Source:

Mississippi Beautification and Restoration Project (East Moline, Ill.)

Sep 1999Hours of helicopter lessons required for the new “Super Butler” degree at London's most expensive butler school: 60
Source:

Ivor Spencer International School (London)

Jul 1999Number of voice commands a Jaguar S-Type sedan understands: 44
Source:

Jaguar North America (Mahwah, N.J.)

Jun 1999Miles of U.S. highway that the Ku Klux Klan has applied to sponsor under state adopt-a-highway programs: 16.5
Source:

Harper's research/Arkansas State Highway and Transportation Department (Little Rock)

Jun 1999Percentage change since 1990 in the number of U.S. traffic disputes in which one driver kills or injures another: +59
Source:

AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety (Washington)

Jun 1999Rank of Atlanta among U.S. cities in the number of miles driven per capita: 1
Source:

Atlanta Regional Commission (Atlanta)

Apr 1999Number of the Pentagon's 9 Stealth bombers that have ever been deployed in combat: 0
Source:

Whiteman Air Force Base (Mo.)

Apr 1999Number of federally maintained bridges of which the Department of Transportation has no record: 4,770
Source:

Department of Transportation Semiannual Report to Congress

Sep 1998Ratio of miles of logging and other roads in U.S. national forests to the total length of the interstate highway system: 8:1
Source:

National Forest Service (Denver)

Sep 1998Number of air-traffic controllers ordered to take a two-hour “refresher” course last spring: 10,000
Source:

Federal Aviation Administration (Washington)

Sep 1998Number of times last June that air-traffic controllers lost track of the altitude or speed of Air Force I or II: 4
Source:

Federal Aviation Administration (Washington)

Aug 1998Chance that an American fell asleep at the wheel last year: 1 in 4
Source:

National Sleep Foundation (Washington)

Aug 1998Chance that a Detroit household has no access to a car: 1 in 3
Source:

Detroit Department of Transportation

Aug 1998Rank of Detroit, among the 20 largest U.S. cities, in municipal spending on public transportation: 20
Source:

Detroit Department of Transportation

Aug 1998Minimum number of times per year that a car's engine should be steam-cleaned, according to Martha Stewart: 1
Source:

Martha Stewart Living (Westport, Conn.)

Aug 1998 Fuel mileage of the QEII , in feet per gallon: 29
Source:

Cunard Lines (N.Y.C.)

Aug 1998Ratio of highway spending Congress passed last May to the cost of gold-plating one lane of the U.S. interstate system: 2:1
Source:

Scott Hodge (Alexandria, Va.)/Technic, Inc. (Cranston, R.I.)

Jul 1998Ratio of pollution generated by a leaf blower in one hour to that generated by driving a car one hundred miles: 1:1
Source:

Environmental Protection Agency

Jun 1998Number of cars broken into by bears last year at Yosemite National Park: 889
Source:

Yosemite National Park (Yosemite, Calif.)

May 1998Cubic feet in the Navy's F-18 Super Hornet jet that have been set aside for computer systems not yet developed: 17
Source:

Navy Press Office (Washington)

May 1998Percentage of Ford Explorer owners who have never taken their vehicle off-road: 87
Source:

Ford Motor Company (Dearborn, Mich.)

May 1998Number of consecutive hours that a Maryland man spent kissing a motorboat last winter in order to win it in a contest: 59
Source:

Royal Productions (Richmond, Va.)

December 18, 2012President George W. Bush announced a $13.4 billion bailout for General Motors and Chrysler. The bailout, which will make use of funds authorized by Congress in October for the rescue of U.S. financial institutions, requires among other things that the automakers sell their fleets of private aircraft. “I've abandoned free-market principles,” said Bush, “to save the free-market system.”
Source 1:

New York Times

Source 2:

Breitbart

May 31, 2009 General Motors filed for bankruptcy, and President Obama unveiled his plan to save the former industrial giant by nationalizing it, closing plants, and firing workers.
Source:

The New York Times

March 6, 2009The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics announced that 651,000 jobs were lost in February (making it the third straight month in which more than 650,000 jobs have been lost) thus increasing the unemployment rate to 8.1 percent, the highest level since 1983. The Obama Administration pointed to 60 new highway-paving jobs in Maryland as proof that the $787 billion stimulus package was succeeding. “That's how we're going to get the country back on its feet,” said Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. The White House hopes that the stimulus package will generate 3.5 million jobs; 4.4 million have been lost since the recession began in December 2007, and a total of 12.5 million people are unemployed, a number greater than the combined populations of Alaska, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Montana, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wyoming, Washington, D.C., and both Dakotas. Economists predicted that by the summer one in ten Americans would be out of work.
Source 1:

The Labor Department

Source 2:

New York Times

Source 3:

Washington Post

Source 4:

CNN.com

Source 5:

U.S. Census Bureau

January 16, 2009In New York City, a plane collided with a flock of “big, dark-brown” birds and crashed into the Hudson River. All 155 people on board were successfully rescued. One passenger cried with relief as he imagined reuniting with his daughter. “When I get home, I am going to take my nose and put it by her ear, her little warm body and give her a nice kiss from Daddy. I'm alive.”
Source 1:

All 155 safe after pilot ditches jet in NYC river

Source 2:

Bird strike confirmed in US crash

Source 3:

U.S. Airways crash: survivor accounts in their own words

December 12, 2008 Republican senators killed a plan to loan $14 billion to American automakers, and the White House said it would consider other options to save the industry and as many as three million auto-related jobs, such as diverting some of the $700 billion reserved for bailing out the finance industry.
Source 1:

WSJ

Source 2:

NYT

Source 3:

AP via Yahoo

Source 4:

NPR

Source 5:

Kalamazoo Gazette

Source 6:

AP via Yahoo

November 8, 2008 General Motors warned that it would run out of cash early next year without a merger or a government bail-out.
Source:

We'll go bust without bail-out of merger, says General Motors

September 26, 2008A man flew across the English Channel using a homemade jet-propelled wing.
Source:

CNN

September 19, 2008At a Ford factory in Macomb County, Michigan, Senator Joe Biden jumped in a red Mustang convertible and revved the engine. “I like muscle cars,” he said, as factory workers whooped. ”I tell you, man, this is nice."
Source 1:

Newsweek

Source 2:

The New York Times

September 14, 2008At least 25 people were killed and another 140 injured when a Metrolink commuter train crashed head-on into a freight train in the San Fernando Valley.
Source:

Los Angeles Times

August 29, 2008Hip-hop mogul P. Diddy announced that the rising price of fuel had forced him to give up private-jet travel. “Can you believe this, I'm actually flying commercial!” he said. “Gas prices are too motherfuckin' high. I want to give a shout-out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil. If y'all could please send me some oil for my jet, I would truly appreciate it.”
Source:

E!Online

October 29, 2007A Scottish man was placed on a sex offenders registry for raping a bicycle.
Source:

The Telegraph

September 23, 2007 General Motors workers went on strike.
Source:

BBC News

August 29, 2007U.S. transportation horticulturalists were seeding the nation's roadsides with asters, amsonia, and flowering white thoroughwort, among other wildflowers.
Source:

NY Times

August 21, 2007Vacationers aboard a Taiwanese airliner in Okinawa slid down escape chutes and sprinted to safety moments before the plane exploded. “I ran so hard,” one passenger said, “my sock tore.”
Source:

Washington Post

July 7, 2007Al Gore Jr. was arrested for possessing both pills and pot after he was pulled over for driving 100mph in his hybrid car. At Gore's father's 24-hour, seven-continent Live Earth concert for the environment, Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon addressed the crowd. “Everyone who did not arrive on a private jet,” he said, “put your hands in the air.” Le Bon then put his hand in the air.
Source 1:

Reuters

Source 2:

NME

May 21, 2007For the first time since the Korean War a train traveled between North and South Korea and a North Korean cargo ship docked in a South Korean port.
Source:

ABC Radio Australia

April 17, 2007A report detailing the effects of global warming in North America predicted the end of “a reliable snowmobile season” by mid-century.
Source:

Washington Post

March 30, 2007In Germany, a black Australian swan named Petra was in love with a paddleboat.
Source:

Ananova

March 24, 2007 Taiwan's freeway bureau closed 600 yards of highway in Yunlin County in preparation for a massive migration of milkweed butterflies.
Source:

AP via Yahoo! News

February 8, 2007Sinkholes were endangering the nation's roads.
Source:

NY Times

February 1, 2007Elephants in Thailand were head-butting and robbing trucks.
Source:

Reuters via iol.co.za

January 26, 2007 Ford posted a loss of $12.7 billion for 2006, the largest in its 103-year history, and equivalent to the GDP of Jordan. Asked about his plans for the company, CEO Alan R. Mulally said, “At the top of the list, I would put dealing with reality.”
Source 1:

USA Today

Source 2:

NYT

December 13, 2006The governor of Alaska announced she would sell a private jet that had been used for state business on eBay.
Source:

Bloomberg

December 13, 2006Federal investigators announced that airline pilots should follow procedures to make sure their airplanes take off on the right runway.
Source:

NYT

December 10, 2006 Seattle-Tacoma International Airport removed fourteen Christmas trees after a local rabbi threatened a lawsuit if officials did not add an eight-foot menorah to the arrangement.
Source:

Seattle Times

December 5, 2006A plane bound for Texas made an emergency landing after a female passenger lit matches to mask the odor of her fart.
Source:

WKMG Local News

November 6, 2006Officials in Sydney, Australia, refused to allow a cargo ship to dock until a rogue monkey on board was captured or killed; the ship's crew later said that the monkey--a “small brown blur”--had probably been blown overboard during a typhoon.
Source 1:

The Age

Source 2:

SMH.com.au

October 25, 2006 Daimler Chrysler also lost $1.5 billion during the same time period.
Source:

New York Times

October 25, 2006Scientists concluded that fat people lower the fuel efficiency of automobiles.
Source:

Local6.com

October 24, 2006 Ford Motor Company announced $7.6 billion in third quarter losses.
Source:

Sydney Morning Herald

October 11, 2006Two trains collided while traveling in opposite directions between the French city of Nancy and the grand duchy of Luxembourg, killing six people.
Source:

AFX via Hemscott.com

September 25, 2006A Mitsubishi dealership in Columbus, Ohio, withdrew a radio ad proclaiming “jihad” on the U.S. auto market.
Source:

Reuters via Yahoo! News

September 14, 2006 Chicago prosecutors dropped all charges against a man who, after security guards mistook his penis pump for a bomb, was detained at O'Hare International Airport. “Humiliation aside,” said the man's attorney, “the system worked.”
Source:

MSNBC

September 5, 2006An Orthodox Jewish man was removed from an Air Canada flight because his praying made other passengers nervous.
Source:

CBC

August 30, 2006A woman in Hohhot, China, crashed her car into another vehicle while allowing her dog to drive.
Source:

Guardian

August 24, 2006A Northwest Airlines flight out of Amsterdam landed twenty minutes after takeoff when several passengers were observed exchanging cell phones and unbuckling their seat belts.
Source:

New York Times

August 10, 2006Under pressure from U.S. officials, authorities in the United Kingdom announced the discovery of a terrorist plot to blow up as many as ten passenger planes in the air, possibly by using explosive liquids hidden inside sports-drink bottles. Twenty-one suspects were arrested. Britain raised its threat level to “critical”; the United States raised its threat level “for all commercial flights flying from the United Kingdom to the United States” to “red.” Carry-on luggage was banned on flights in and out of Heathrow airport, and classical and traditional musicians, who normally keep their fragile instruments with them while traveling, were forced to check them as baggage and risk damage. “These restrictions,” said a cellist, “are a disaster for me.” Bagpipers planning to attend the World Pipe Band Championships were particularly worried about the effects of the ban. Prime Minister Tony Blair, on vacation in the Caribbean, thanked U.K. security services for their “hard work,” and President George W. Bush, who had been monitoring the progress of the investigation while on vacation in Crawford, Texas (where he was reading The Stranger, by Albert Camus), flew to Wisconsin and called the arrests “a stark reminder that this nation is at war with Islamic fascists.”
Source 1:

The New York Times

Source 2:

BBC News

August 2, 2006In New Delhi, the commuter rail authority was using a black-faced langur monkey to frighten other monkeys.
Source:

BBC

July 19, 2006One thousand Americans were evacuated from Beirut aboard a 38-year-old cruise ship named the Orient Queen.
Source 1:

BBC via Google News

Source 2:

Washington Post and Cruises.about.com

July 10, 2006 Airliners crashed in Russia and Pakistan, killing hundreds.
Source:

Associated Press

July 3, 2006A subway derailment near Jesus station in Valencia, Spain, killed 34 people.
Source 1:

Washington Post

Source 2:

680 News

Source 3:

Scotsman

Source 4:

Scotsman

June 27, 2006 Rush Limbaugh was detained at an airport when authorities found Viagra in his luggage.
Source 1:

Hamilton Spectator

Source 2:

local6.com

June 19, 2006In Iraq an Islamic militant group claimed that it had kidnapped two U.S. soldiers, 23-year-old Kristian Menchaca and 25-year-old Thomas L. Tucker. The Army sent 8,000 Iraqi and U.S. troops, supported by fighter jets and drones, to search for the missing soldiers.
Source:

The New York Times

June 2, 2006Two people died when a plane owned by Pat Robertson crashed off the coast of Connecticut.
Source:

Bloomberg

May 30, 2006The European Court of Justice ruled that E.U. airlines are not required to provide passenger data to the United States.
Source:

BBC

May 29, 2006In Germany, at the official opening of the Hauptbahnhof, the largest railway station in Europe, a man went on a rampage and stabbed 35 people. Because one of the first people he stabbed was HIV positive, concerns were raised that some of the subsequently stabbed may also become infected.
Source:

The Independent

May 14, 2006A small plane carrying Senator Edward Kennedy (D., Mass.) landed safely after being struck by lightning.
Source:

AP via Yahoo! News

May 12, 2006and a British inventor claimed to have created a car that gets 8,000 miles per gallon, improving on his previous record of 6,603 miles per gallon.
Source:

AFP via Yahoo! News

May 4, 2006In New York City, an Italian tourist was attacked and suffered a broken arm after he sat down on a motorcycle that was parked outside the local Hells Angels clubhouse.
Source:

The New York Post

May 3, 2006A plane flying from Armenia to Russia crashed into the Black Sea, killing 113 people.
Source:

BBC News

April 27, 2006It was reported that lobbyists had once provided former (now imprisoned) Representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham with free limousine service, free access to hotel suites, and the services of prostitutes; it was also reported that the limousine service that was used to ferry the prostitutes had received a contract worth $21 million from the Department of Homeland Security.
Source 1:

The Wall Street Journal

Source 2:

Sign On San Diego

March 15, 2006Miss Deaf Texas was struck and killed by a train. "They sounded the horn," said a police detective, "and got no response."
Source:

Seattle PI

February 3, 2006About 1,300 people drowned when an Egyptian ferry, the al-Salam Boccaccio '98, sank in the Red Sea.
Source:

BBC News

January 16, 2006In El Paso, Texas, a mechanic was sucked into a jet engine. "It doesn't happen very often," said a Boeing spokeswoman.
Source:

CNN.com

January 9, 2006A fuel truck in Boise, Idaho, ran into a jet.
Source:

SeattlePI.com

January 8, 2006The FAA took steps to lower the risk of space terrorism.
Source:

BBC News

January 5, 2006In San Francisco an air passenger was arrested for having the words “suicide bomber” in his journal; it turned out that the words referred to the name of a band or a song.
Source:

Reuters

December 24, 20054,000 London Tube workers voted to hold a 24-hour walkout on December 31.
Source:

BBC News

December 23, 2005Workers for the New York City Mass Transit Authority went on strike for three days.
Source:

BBC News

December 4, 2005In Fremont, California, Iron Crotch Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng pulled a rental truck several yards with his penis. “He's very special,” said student Shawnee Wang.
Source:

Tri-Valley Herald

December 2, 2005The U.S. Transportation Safety Administration decided that screwdrivers under seven inches long and scissors with blades under four inches long will again be permitted on airplanes.
Source:

Reuters

November 25, 2005An Amtrak train struck a bald eagle in Fredericksburg, Virginia.
Source:

Fredericksburg.com

November 25, 2005Seventy-seven people died in India when two passenger buses were swept away by floods.
Source:

BBC News

November 19, 2005A Florida woman was run over by ten different cars while attempting to walk across a highway. Police marked parts of her body with traffic cones. “It is crazy out here,” said a trooper, “to try to cross the median.”
Source:

Florida Today

November 15, 2005The U.K. was building a database that will track the movements of every vehicle on its roads.
Source:

The Register

November 5, 2005Off the Somali coast, pirates fired a rocket launcher at a cruise ship filled with American and British tourists. The ship's crew scared the pirates off with loud noises, and no one was injured.
Source:

BBC News

October 31, 2005A Ford Escort once owned by Pope John Paul II sold for $680,000.
Source:

Reuters

October 24, 2005A new Swedish passenger train was being praised because it runs on the entrails of dead cows.
Source:

BBC News

October 23, 2005A jet crashed in Nigeria, killing all 117 people aboard.
Source:

AP

October 20, 2005A 93-year-old Florida man driving a Chevy Malibu struck and killed a pedestrian, then drove three miles with the body on his windshield. "Obviously," said a traffic investigator, "he was confused."
Source:

St. Petersburg Times

September 24, 2005 Hurricane Rita, the third-most intense hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic basin, struck Florida, Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana, killing 36 people and causing flooding, tornadoes, and storm surges, and re-flooding parts of New Orleans. Hurricane evacuations caused miles of traffic jams in Texas, and a bus filled with elderly people exploded when an oxygen tank caught fire, incinerating at least 24 passengers.
Source 1:

Wikipedia

Source 2:

Houston Chronicle

September 24, 2005In Poland an 18-month-old child ran over three family members with a car.
Source:

Reuters

September 15, 2005 Delta and Northwest both filed for bankruptcy.
Source:

Forbes

August 26, 2005A German man was arrested for scratching penis drawings on up to 330 vehicles.
Source:

Reuters

August 14, 2005A toad infestation struck Big Sandy, Montana, and made the roads sticky.
Source:

The Washington Post

August 14, 2005President George W. Bush approved a $286.4 billion transportation bill containing 6,371 separate projects.
Source:

KansasCity.com

August 13, 2005In Victoria, Canada, methamphetamine addicts were stealing large numbers of bicycles because disassembling the bikes soothes them while they tweak.
Source:

Canada.com

August 9, 2005Police in New Hampshire found 10 stolen Segway scooters in a garage; apparently the thieves had been unable to sell them.
Source:

TheWMURChannel.com

July 26, 2005 Ukraine fired all of its traffic policemen; traffic was not noticeably affected.
Source:

Motoring.co.za

July 22, 2005In New York City, police began random bag checks of subway passengers.
Source:

CNN.com

July 6, 2005Visiting Scotland for the G8 summit, President George W. Bush fell off his bicycle after running into a policeman. Bush was hurt, but not badly. The policeman hurt his ankle. “I should act my age,” said Bush.
Source 1:

AP

Source 2:

IOL.co.za

July 4, 2005 Toyota announced that it would open a new $800 million plant in Ontario. The company turned down hundreds of millions of dollars in subsidies in the United States because, when compared to Canadians, U.S. workers are too hard to train, often illiterate, and expensive to insure.
Source:

CBC News

June 29, 2005 China Export & Credit Insurance Corporation was planning to buy Huffy Bikes.
Source:

BBC News

June 7, 2005 General Motors announced that it will eliminate the jobs of 25,000 blue-collar workers in the United States by the end of 2008; the cuts amount to 22 percent of the company's hourly work force.
Source:

Washington Post

June 7, 2005Body parts, including a leg and part of a spine, fell from a plane approaching JFK International Airport in New York City. The parts came from a stowaway who had hidden himself in the plane's wheel well. "[I] heard pounding," said the plane's pilot, "but nothing appeared wrong."
Source:

Reuters

June 2, 2005 Saudi Arabia was considering whether women should be allowed to drive.
Source:

ABC News

May 31, 2005The CIA was running its own fleet of twenty-six airplanes, owned by seven shell companies.
Source:

The New York Times

May 23, 2005In Britain, Ford Motor Company suspended seven workers when they were caught looking at woman-on-octopus pornography on company computers. “Management,” said an employee, “didn't see the funny side.”
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The Sun

May 15, 2005More than one hundred people died when a ferry sank off the shores of southern Bangladesh.
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BBC News

May 6, 2005An online casino bought the pope's old Volkswagen for $244,800.
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Reuters

April 25, 2005In Japan, a commuter train derailed and smashed into an apartment building, killing at least seventy-one people and injuring hundreds.
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New York Times

March 24, 2005 New Yorkers were bothered by the delays in their subway service, which are often announced via old, half-broken loudspeakers making pronouncements like: "Ladies and gentlemen, because of a brflig fraptail at 116th Street, the uptown 6 train will frip deet brak croob.”
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New York Times

March 21, 2005 Bobby Short died, as did John DeLorean.
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The New York Times

March 14, 2005A Wisconsin woman rammed her car into a Catholic church after deciding that God does not exist; her car was destroyed, but the church was unharmed.
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Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

March 13, 2005According to a confidential government report, the American aviation system was still vulnerable to terrorist attacks.
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New York Times

March 7, 2005 Bill Clinton slept on the floor of an airplane so that George H.W. Bush could have a nice soft bed.
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CNN

March 4, 2005A very rich man flew solo around the world in sixty-seven hours.
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The Guardian

February 11, 2005A report showed that, between April and September 2001, the Federal Aviation Administration received fifty-two reports about Al Qaeda's plans to hijack airplanes.
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Washington Post

December 25, 2004On Christmas day, 30,000 air passengers were stranded across the United States because of a computer crash.
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Fox News

November 23, 2004A buck was captured and euthanized after running through Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
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ABC 7 Chicago

November 17, 2004An experimental jet flew at 6,600 miles an hour.
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The New York Times

September 26, 2004David Koresh's 1968 Camaro was sold at auction to a car wash owner from San Antonio, Texas, for $37,500.
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Houston Chronicle

September 20, 2004It was discovered that Israeli traffic fatalities rise by 35 percent in the days following a terrorist attack.
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New Scientist

April 23, 2004A railway station exploded in North Korea soon after Kim Jong Il, on his way home from China, passed through in his special armored train, which was a gift to his father from Joseph Stalin; much of the surrounding community was damaged or destroyed.
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New York Times

April 21, 2004King Carl Gustav of Sweden, who is exempt from prosecution, was seen driving his yellow Porsche around in southern Sweden at speeds well over 100 mph.
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New York Times

April 20, 2004There was a train wreck under New York City near Penn Station.
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New York Times

April 15, 2004 George Tenet, the director of central intelligence, told the 9/11 commission that he received a briefing in August 2001 entitled "Islamic Extremist Learns to Fly" but failed to act on the information.
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New York Times

March 12, 2004Ten bombs blew up four commuter trains in Madrid during the morning rush hour on March 11, killing 200 people and wounding about 1,500. The Spanish government initially blamed Euskadi Ta Askatasuna, the Basque separatist group.
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New York Times

March 4, 2004A self-described "pressure-group with a terrorist character" was threatening to bomb French trains unless it receives a $5 million ransom; French investigators speculated that the group has anarchist or left-wing or right-wing tendencies.
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New York Times

January 27, 2004It was reported that the U.S. government plans to order airlines to provide background information on all passengers for a new screening system.
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Associated Press

January 9, 2004Another U.S. helicopter was apparently shot down in Iraq.
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New York Times

January 8, 2004The Department of Homeland Security handed out three $2 million contracts to build a missile-defense system to prevent civilian aircraft from being shot down by surface-to-air missiles.
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New Scientist

January 8, 2004There was a 50-car pileup in Pennsylvania.
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New York Times

January 7, 2004The United States Transportation Security Administration decreed that passengers may no longer line up to use the toilet on airplanes.
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Sydney Morning Herald

January 5, 2004Almost a dozen commercial flights were cancelled because of security concerns,
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Christian Science Monitor

January 5, 2004 Britain's transportation minister warned that terrorism-related delays could be expected "for many years to come."
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Associated Press

January 3, 2004Another U.S. helicopter was shot down in Iraq.
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New York Times

January 3, 2004The American spacecraft Stardust got very close to the Wild 2 comet and managed to photograph its nucleus and to capture some of its dust.
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New York Times

January 2, 2004A small plane fell from the sky and crashed into two houses near Dallas.
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New York Times

December 27, 2003At least 138 passengers died on Christmas Day when an airliner hit a building on takeoff in Cotonou, Benin, and then crashed into the sea.
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Voice of America

December 9, 2003Scientists were studying the bombardier beetle, which can fire liquid at its enemies from its rear end at up to 300 squirts per second, in the hope of building a better airplane engine.
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New Scientist

November 1, 2003Shoko Asahara, the guru of the Aum Shinrikyo cult, claimed that he had lost control of his followers shortly before they released nerve gas in the Tokyo subway eight years ago.
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Associated Press

October 16, 2003The Staten Island Ferry crashed in New York City; of the 10 people who died, two were decapitated and some were cut in half. Several people lost limbs. The captain, who apparently passed out, left the scene immediately, slashed his wrists and shot himself twice in the chest with a pellet gun.
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New York Times

September 22, 2003Eight hundred piglets blocked traffic for several hours on Interstate 40 in Oklahoma.
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Reuters

July 18, 2003A truck driver stopped in the middle of Interstate 65 in Knoxville, Tennessee, took off his clothes, and ran around naked.
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Undernews

June 7, 2003A small airplane dropped from the sky over Los Angeles and landed on an apartment building.
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New York Times

November 20, 2001A deranged homeless man pushed a woman in front of a No. 6 subway train in New York.
November 6, 2001Manolo Blahnik removed a pair of titanium-heeled sandals from his fall collection because they have 3.5 inch heels that narrow to a point so sharp that they damage floors and could be used as a terrorist weapon on an airplane.
October 30, 2001In New Orleans, a man accidentally carried a loaded handgun through checkpoints and onto an airplane, whereupon he gave the weapon to a stewardess.
September 11, 2001All nonmilitary air traffic in the United States was suspended.
September 11, 2001A young elk got drunk eating fermented apples and caused traffic jams in Sweden.
August 28, 2001The first of 400 defunct New York City subway cars were dumped off the Delaware coast, where they will serve as artificial reefs.
August 28, 2001A thousand mink were missing after being released from a Dutch farm by animal-rights activists; 200 were killed in traffic.
August 14, 2001Scottish traffic cops were using “shamanic meditation” to cope with stress.
August 14, 2001The man, who wore no shoes, apparently stowed away on an airplane that took off in London, and hid among the landing gear, where temperatures at cruising altitude can reach minus 80 degrees centigrade and oxygen becomes quite scarce.
August 7, 2001After two weeks of flying lessons, a Pizza Hut employee took off in an airplane from the Florida Keys on his first solo flight and ended up in Cuba, where he suffered a “hard landing” and was hospitalized.
July 10, 2001An Australian was issued a patent for a “circular transportation facilitation device,” also known as the wheel.
April 17, 2001 Police in Cincinnati, Ohio, shot dead an unarmed black youth who had a number of outstanding traffic tickets; enraged residents ran amok.
April 17, 2001Aum Shinrikyo, the cult that carried out the sarin gas attack in the Tokyo subway in 1995, grew by 10 percent last year.
March 20, 2001Forty-six thousand pounds of chicken blocked traffic on a Houston freeway after a truck turned over; the driver lost control while lighting a cigarette; dozens of drivers stuffed boxes of processed chicken products into their cars, ignoring warnings about contamination.
January 23, 2001Investigators raided a Marine unit in North Carolina after they received a tip that the unit was falsifying maintenance records on the experimental Osprey airplane to help ensure its approval by the Pentagon.
January 9, 2001Department of Transportation, which has used the metal to balance aircraft, warns personnel that the material is extremely hazardous if particles are ingested or inhaled, something particularly likely after a bombing, which produces large quantities of depleted-uranium dust.
November 21, 2000A small airplane dropped leaflets over Ho Chi Minh City that said: “We bow our heads, Communists sit on our necks. We stand up, Communists fall.” It was signed by the “Global Alliance for the Total Uprising Against Communists.”
November 21, 2000An Air Force F-16 fighter plane collided with a little Cessna airplane in Florida; part of the Cessna landed on a golf course.
November 7, 2000Irish republican terrorists put a bomb in a traffic cone that blew the leg off a Royal Ulster Constabulary officer when he picked it up.
November 0, 2000 General Motors was talking to Chrysler about a merger.
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The New York Times

September 26, 2000 Traffic was snarled in Sweden, Ireland, Spain, and Germany because of fuel-tax protests.
September 26, 2000Thirty-three runners in the Berlin Marathon were disqualified for using the subway.
September 19, 2000A TWA pilot at John F. Kennedy airport in New York City aborted a takeoff after he realized that a cockpit window was open.
September 12, 2000One hundred and forty-nine world leaders disrupted traffic in New York City; United Nations secretary general Kofi Annan warned that disease, poverty, war, hunger, and pollution were difficult problems that required cooperation among nations.
September 0, 2000A yachtmaker in Snohomish, Washington, announced it would lay off 780 employees and close its doors.
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Komonews.com

August 1, 2000A Concorde airplane crashed in Paris; two amateur Hungarian photographers snapped a picture of the doomed plane with flames shooting from its engines, which were manufactured by Rolls Royce, just before it destroyed a small hotel near the airport.
July 25, 2000Two Japanese terrorists were sentenced to die for releasing nerve gas in the Tokyo subway in 1995.

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