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Dec 2006Percentage of Britons who say they would give up sex to live to 100: 40
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Ipsos MORI (London)

Dec 2006Portion of Britain’s fertility clinics that have an insufficient supply of sperm: 7/10
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BBC News (London)

Dec 2006Percentage of women who have an orgasm during sex with a man, according to an Australian study: 69



Percentage who do during sex with another woman: 76
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Juliet Richters, University of New South Wales (Sydney)

Sep 2006Minimum amount that an Arkansas mayor has discounted a prostitute’s city water bill since 2004 in exchange for sex: $790
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Scott County Prosecutor’s Office (Waldron, Ark.)

Sep 2006Age at which consensual sex should be legal, according to the platform of a new political party of Dutch pedophiles: 12
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Naastenliefde, Vrijheid & Diversiteit (Leiden, The Netherlands)

Sep 2006Year by which humans will “be having sex with robots,” according to the head of the European Robotics Research Network: 2011
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Henrik I. Christensen (Stockholm)

Sep 2006Typical length, in minutes, of all-male dolphin orgies: 20
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Janet Mann, Georgetown University (Washington)

Mar 2006Number of half-siblings who have found each other on a website for children of anonymous sperm donors: 1,316
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Donor Sibling Registry (Nederland, Colo.)

Mar 2006Greatest number of half-siblings who have found each other on a website for children of anonymous sperm donors who have the same father: 21
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Donor Sibling Registry (Nederland, Colo.)

Jan 2006Monthly fee to add a “virtual girlfriend” game to an Ericsson mobile phone: $5
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Artificial Life, Inc. (Hong Kong)

Jan 2006Price for a vibrator that plugs into an iPod and “stimulates you in time with your favorite music”: £29.99
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LoveHoney U.K. (Bath, England)

Nov 2005Percentage of U.S. women who own vibrators: 46
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Durex (Norcross, Ga.)

Oct 2005Number of U.S. states where bestiality is legal: 20
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The Humane Society of the United States (Washington)

Sep 2005Minimum number of American universities with their own student-run erotic magazine : 6
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Harper's research

Aug 2005Fine levied last year on a restaurant in southwest China for serving sushi atop naked women : $242
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Kunming Xishan District Bureau of Health

Aug 2005Percentage of the world’s cell phone users who say they have interrupted sex to answer a call : 14
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BBDO Worldwide (N.Y.C.)

Aug 2005Number of Viagra users who have reported becoming blind from the drug : 38
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U.S. Food and Drug Administration (Rockville, Md.)

Jun 2005Percentage change since 1994 in treatment for male infertility and erectile dysfunction in Shanghai: +100
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Shanghai Institute of Andrology

Mar 2005Average age of a Bay Area career-day audience this year to which a speaker touted stripping as a profession: 13
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Jane Lanthrop Stanford Middle School (Palo Alto, Calif.)/William Fried (Foster City, Calif.)

Mar 2005Price a California company charges for a chain-mail condom: $75
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J. Kythera Contreras (Oak View, Calif.)

Jul 2004Percentage by which average earnings of a major U.S. film with no sex in 2003 exceeded those of one with graphic sex : 120
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The Christian Film and Television Commission (Camarillo, Calif.)

Jun 2004Estimated percentage of women in Pakistani prisons whose crime was fornication : 80
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National Commission on the Status of Women (Islamabad, Pakistan)

May 2004Minimum number of Italian men accused of paying for a "sexual anxieties" diagnosis to avoid military service last winter : 150
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Sophie Arie, Guardian (London)

Mar 2004Percentage of Japanese and Italian men, respectively, who rate their kisses a 9 or a 10 : 14, 72
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Harlequin Enterprises Ltd. (Toronto)

Mar 2003Last date on which instructions for condom use appeared on the federal government's online condom fact sheet: 6/20/01
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (Atlanta)

Sep 2001Percentage of Men's Health readers who say they have learned most of what they know about sex from television: 18
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Men's Health (Emmaus, Pa.)

Jun 2001Performance of Ricky Martin in bed, on a scale of one to ten, according to his new girlfriend: 20
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New York Post (N.Y.C.)

Jun 2001Age range in which a heterosexual U.S. man is most likely to acknowledge having once had a homosexual experience: 50–65
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Yankelovich Partners (Norwalk, Conn.)

May 2001Estimated number of "crush films" involving live rodents and high-heeled women seized from a New York man in 1999: 70
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Suffolk County Probation Office (Yaphank, N.Y.)

May 2001Hours of community service at an animal shelter to which a man who made "crush films" was sentenced last December: 280
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Suffolk County Probation Office (Yaphank, N.Y.)

Apr 2001Percentage of U.S. high school sex-ed teachers who say that abstinence is the only birth-control method they cover: 23
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Alan Guttmacher Institute (N.Y.C.)

Apr 2001Percentage of U.S. men who say they have neglected their sex lives because of consumer electronics: 8
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Playboy Magazine poll (N.Y.C.)

Feb 2001Chance that a patient given a placebo in one impotence-drug trial reported an erection: 1 in 3
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TAP Pharmaceuticals (Deerfield, Ill.)

Jan 2001Average annual number of male clients served in America in 1999 by each female prostitute: 694
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Prof. Devon Brewer, University of Washington (Seattle)

Aug 2000Percentage of U.S. teenagers who say they have engaged in oral sex: 55
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Seventeen Magazine (N.Y.C)/Kaiser Family Foundation (Menlo Park, Calif.)

Aug 2000Percentage of teenagers who say they have engaged in oral sex who say they consider the practice “gross”: 55
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Seventeen Magazine (N.Y.C)/Kaiser Family Foundation (Menlo Park, Calif.)

Jan 2000Number of pages accumulated in the FBI's Sex Deviates file by the time the program was abandoned in 1977: 330,000
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Athan G. Theoharis, J. Edgar Hoover, Sex, and Crime: An Historical Antidote, Ivan R. Dee, Inc. (Chicago)

Jan 2000Percentage of Americans who believe that sex education should be a required school subject: 60
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The Gallup Organization (Princeton, N.J.)

Jan 2000Chance that a U.S. woman over the age of 40 made love in her clothes in the 1940s: 1 in 3
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James R. Petersen, The Century of Sex, Grove Press (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Year in which a medical dictionary defined heterosexuality as an “abnormal or perverted appetite” for the opposite sex: 1901
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James R. Petersen, The Century of Sex, Grove Press (N.Y.C.)

Jul 1999Chances that a Pepsi drinker has been sexually unfaithful: 3 in 5
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Jericho Communications, Inc. (N.Y.C.)

Jul 1999Height, in feet, of a scarlet “A” a Sunnyside, Wash., woman put in her family's yard last fall to protest her father's adultery: 7
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Yakima Herald Republic (Yakima, Wash.)

Jun 1999Amount New York's Department of Corrections spent last year on estrogen for 61 inmates who want a sex change: $9,000
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New York Department of Correctional Services (N.Y.C.)

Jun 1999Percentage of newlyweds who say they consummated their relationship on the first date: 17
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Just Married, Andrew McMeel Publishing (Kansas City, Mo.)

Jun 1999Estimated maximum number of hours that a male june bug will cling to its partner after copulation: 2
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University of Nebraska State Museum (Lincoln)

Apr 1999Settlement paid 3 female federal inmates last year after guards sold them as sex slaves to male prisoners: $500,000
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Rosen, Bien &Asaro (San Francisco)

Apr 1999Number of the 9 prison employees named in the women's lawsuit, charged with selling the women as sex slaves to male prisoners, who were charged with a crime: 0
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Federal Bureau of Prisons (Dublin, Calif.)

Mar 1999Number of virgins who have bought an insurance policy against immaculate conception next year: 10,113
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GRIP (London)

Feb 1999Weeks after DNA testing confirmed Bill Clinton's adultery last fall that such testing confirmed Thomas Jefferson's as well: 7
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The Starr Report/Monticello (Charlottesville, Va.)

Nov 1998Ratio of the number of “cigar” references in Kenneth Starr's report to the number of “Whitewater” references: 9:1
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Harper's research

Nov 1998Chance that a fee-for-service health-insurance plan's prescription coverage includes oral contraceptives: 1 in 3
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Alan Guttmacher Institute (N.Y.C.)

Nov 1998Months after publicly calling the President a “scumbag” last April that Rep. Dan Burton admitted his own adultery: 4
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Harper's research

Sep 1998Chance that an American would characterize the President's alleged affair with Monica Lewinsky as “harassment”: 1 in 10
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Fox News/Opinion Dynamics poll (N.Y.C.)

Aug 1998Attendance last June at Oklahoma Congressman Tom Coburn's annual safe-sex slide show: 170
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Office of Representative Tom Coburn (Washington)

Jul 1998Chance that an impotence drug up for approval by the FDA lists yawning as a side effect: 1 in 3
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Cowen &Co. (N.Y.C.)

Jun 1998Percentage of Americans who believe that “adultery can sometimes be good for a marriage”: 22
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Princeton Survey Research Associates (Princeton, N.J.)

May 1998Percentage change since 1984 in the average price paid in the U.S. for a month's worth of human eggs: +900
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Center for Human Reproduction (N.Y.C.)

Apr 1998Length, in feet, of a wooden penis carried through the streets of Komaki, Japan, during a spring fertility ceremony: 8.3
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Nagoya City Representative Office (Los Angeles)

Apr 1998Chance that an American man believes that oral sex does not constitute adultery: 1 in 8
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Fox News/Opinion Dynamics poll (N.Y.C.)

Apr 1998Chance that an American woman believes that oral sex does not consitute adultery: 1 in 9
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Fox News/Opinion Dynamics poll (N.Y.C.)

Apr 1998Months after Bill Clinton's inauguration that heterosexual fellatio was legalized in Washington, D.C.: 4
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Thomas Coleman, Spectrum Institute, (Los Angeles)

Apr 1998Number of states in which the practiceof heterosexual fellatio is still illegal: 14
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Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do, Prelude Press (Los Angeles)

December 18, 2008Researchers were studying whether hirsute women are more likely to have G spots and whether women with small G spots can grow them with practice.
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New Scientist

September 24, 2008A man in Kentucky sued his doctor after his penis was amputated during a circumcision.
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WLKY

August 26, 2008An Australian plastic surgeon who received oral sex from a patient before providing her with a nose job was fighting to keep his medical license. “Knowing her nose better than anyone else,” said Dr. Martyn Mendelsohn, “I was in a unique position to take care of the problem.”
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News.com.au

August 5, 2008 McCain campaigned at a biker rally in South Dakota, at which there is each year a beauty pageant that features topless contestants performing fellatio upon bananas. “I encouraged Cindy to compete,” he told a crowd. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”
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Talking Points Memo

June 9, 2008One in four adults in New York City were infected with the virus that causes genital herpes.
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Breitbart

May 4, 2008The sister-in-law of Josef Fritzl, the Austrian electrician accused of locking his daughter in a basement dungeon for 24 years and fathering seven children with her, told the Associated Press that Fritzl hadn't had sex with his wife in many years: “I believe it was because my sister had been getting bigger,” she said. “He never liked fat women.”
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AP via Google

March 20, 2008 Researchers found that a diet that includes lots of folate will keep sperm healthy.
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BBC News

March 18, 2008 Playgirl invited former New York governor Eliot Spitzer to pose nude in its pages; Spitzer's replacement, David Paterson, became the first black governor of New York and promptly admitted that he had in the past frequented a New York City Days Inn hotel to have sex with “a woman other than my wife.”
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Playgirl

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New York Daily News

February 28, 2008An earthquake measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale struck England and Wales, with its epicenter in Market Rasen; the event caused one couple, Rob Wilkinson, 19, and Charlotte Green, 17, to momentarily think that their lovemaking was special. “Did the earth,” Rob reportedly asked, “just move for you, darling?”
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The Sun

January 31, 2008A Japanese urologist noted an increase in “vaginal ejaculation disorder, or an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina,” among Japanese men, crediting it to “incredible progress made in masturbation goods.”
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Wanton women cry that men jerk their shot and miss the real target

October 28, 2007The New York Times Style section published a feature on the rise of the term “vajayjay” to describe female genitalia. “The reason that vajayjay has caught on, I think, is because there is a black--Southern especially--naming tradition, which is to have names like Ray Ray and Boo Boo and things like that,” said John H. McWhorter, a linguist at the Manhattan Institute. “It sounds warm and familiar and it almost makes the vagina feel like a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around.”
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New York Times

September 12, 2007The governor of Ulyanovsk, Russia, urged everyone to skip work and make love.
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Reuters via Yahoo

August 23, 2007 Studies in the U.S. showed that one in four adults read no books last year, that white youths are happier than the youths of other races, and that senior citizens are enjoying an active and varied sex life that includes masturbation, vaginal intercourse, and oral sex.
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Yahoo News

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Yahoo News

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Washington Post

August 19, 2007An Australian woman was crushed to death by her sexually aroused pet camel.
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AP via The Star

August 6, 2007Scientists found that a female mouse with a disabled nasal organ will begin to exhibit masculine behavior: mounting other mice, engaging in pelvic thrusting, and abandoning her young.
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Sydney Morning Herald

August 3, 2007Bob Allen, a Florida State Representative who sponsored a bill to curtail sex in public parks, said that he recently offered oral sex to a man in a park because he was afraid of black people.
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AP via myfoxtampabay.com

August 1, 2007A New Zealand study found that vegans are disgusted by sex with carnivores because meat-eaters are “composed of the lives of others.”
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ABC News

August 1, 2007A study showed that penduline tits often abandon their offspring in order to pursue sexual conquests.
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Science Daily

July 31, 2007 Researchers at the University of Texas identified 237 reasons that people have sex, including “he smelled nice.”
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ABC News

July 25, 2007A prisoner in Ft. Lauderdale was convicted of indecent exposure for masturbating in his cell.
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The Smoking Gun

July 16, 2007It was reported that during intercourse the owners of private submarines are sometimes troubled by peeking dolphins.
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NineMSN

May 31, 2007An Italian doctor built vaginas for two women who lacked them due to Mayer-von Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome.
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Reuters via ABC (Australia)

May 31, 2007 Serb farmers were exchanging cows for penis-enlargement surgery.
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Independent Online

May 30, 2007 Paris Hilton went to jail and, according to family members, “breaks down crying a lot because she can't deal with the reality and the pressure.”
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AP via local6.com

May 29, 2007 Sex stimulants were banned in Australian prisons.
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Daily Telegraph (Australia)

May 29, 2007In New York, a psychologist named Gordon Gallup announced that semen may be a powerful and addictive antidepressant for women.
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Psychology Today

May 28, 2007 Argentine researchers used Viagra to treat jet lag in hamsters.
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Milwaukee Journal Sentinel via Wichita Eagle

May 22, 2007An Egyptian jurist at Al-Azhar University was disciplined for issuing a fatwa that permitted women to breastfeed adult men.
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BBC

May 10, 2007Researchers at Johns Hopkins University linked throat cancer to oral sex.
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BBC

April 30, 2007Scottish scientists were developing a pill that will simultaneously boost women's sex drive and decrease their weight. When the pill was given to monkeys, said the scientists, females displayed their feelings via “rump presentation and tail wagging” and males through tongue-flicking and eyebrow-raising.
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BBCnews.com

April 16, 2007An Australian study reported that acting on sadomasochistic fetishes improves men's happiness.
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The West.com.au

April 13, 2007A leaked, X-rated DVD sent to parents of elementary school students in Illinois featured the principal having sex with a teacher on his desk, next to a pile of standardized tests.
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CBS2Chicago

April 13, 2007A study found that students who participated in federally endorsed sexual abstinence programs were as likely to have sex as those who did not. “This report confirms that these interventions are not like vaccines. You can't expect one . . . small dose to be protective all throughout the youth's high school career,” said the commissioner of the Family and Youth Services Bureau.
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AP via CNN

April 4, 2007Dr. John Billings, creator of the “Billings Method” of natural birth control and father of nine, died.
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New York Times

April 3, 2007Durex, a contraceptive company located in Knutsford, England, began assembling a “massive” panel of volunteer testers for its condom and lubricant products.
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BBC News

April 3, 2007Polish burglars knocked over a sex shop in Austria, then used vibrators, prophylactics, and a vacuum cleaner to elude the police in a high-speed car chase.
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Metro UK

February 27, 2007Female koalas in Australia were ignoring males in favor of five-bear lesbian orgies.
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The Advocate

February 22, 2007 Catholic leaders criticized New York City for distributing 26 million subway-themed condoms.
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News-Medical.net

February 19, 2007 Actor Ralph Fiennes admitted to having sex in an aircraft bathroom with a stewardess, whom his spokeswoman called a “sexual aggressor.”
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ThisIsLondon

January 31, 2007 Rubber genitals were stolen from the set of the new “Hannibal” movie.
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Sun

January 29, 2007The U.S. market for female-arousal liquids continued to grow.
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Advertising Age

January 16, 2007Zookeepers in Thailand put their male panda on a diet. “Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast,” said a zookeeper, “and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him.”
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AZcentral.com

November 30, 2006Conservative rabbis in Beverly Hills called for an end to the religious edict forbidding oral sex between men; anal congress, however, would still be forbidden.
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Los Angeles Times

November 20, 2006A San Francisco-based organization called for a “Global Orgasm for Peace.”
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AP via local6.com

November 16, 2006The Department of Health and Human Services refused to ensure that its reports on abstinence for young people were factually and scientifically accurate.
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TPM muckracker

November 1, 2006 Japanese law enforcement arrested a fetishist who had filled a warehouse with 5,000 pairs of stolen children's shoes.
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Mianichi Daily News

October 31, 2006The United States said it would fund millions of dollars' worth of abstinence-only sexual education for adults.
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USA Today

October 24, 2006The Reproductive Research Center in Cleveland, Ohio, revealed that men who use their cell phones too much could be making themselves infertile.
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The Independent

October 4, 2006 Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khamenei announced that intentional masturbation during Ramadan breaks the fast.
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YNetNews.com

September 13, 2006Fertility clinics in Britain were low on sperm.
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BBC News

September 8, 2006Dapoxetine, a pharmaceutical believed to prevent premature ejaculation in men, remained in “regulatory limbo.”
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Medpagetoday.com via Google News

September 5, 2006Pop star Prince disputed Justin Timberlake's claim to have “brought sexy back.”
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Contactmusic.com via Nerve.com

September 5, 2006Three men in Lancaster, Wisconsin, were arrested after attempting to steal a corpse from a cemetery in order to have sex with it.
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WCCO.com

August 30, 2006Female condoms were becoming more popular in South Africa.
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Mail & Guardian

August 28, 2006In Russia a participant in a sex-doll river-rafting race was disqualified for sexually abusing his rafting apparatus. “I think,” said the man's friend, “it was an expression of his great desire to win.”
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MOSNEWS.COM

August 24, 2006At Chicago's O'Hare airport, Mardin Amin, 29, of Skokie, Illinois, was arrested after telling security agents that the penis pump in his backpack was a bomb.
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Forbes

August 24, 2006 F.D.A. representative Dr. Janet Woodcock said that selling the Plan B contraceptive over the counter would transform it into an “urban legend” that would tempt adolescents to create “sex-based cults.”
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New York Times

August 24, 2006An English woman capable of climaxing forty times per day was convicted of benefit fraud.
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The Times of London

August 15, 2006Officials in Canton, Ohio, decided that a 13 percent pregnancy rate among its high schools' females justified moving beyond an abstinence-only approach to sex education.
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LA Times

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Local6.com

August 7, 2006America Online released the search query data of 658,000 people to the Web, then pulled the information because it could be used to violate user privacy. User 88112, for instance, searched for “christian beliefs and sex outside of marrigae” and “penis abnormalities in children,” while user 843043 searched for “fungal meningitis and coma” and “easter cookie recipe for jesus' suffering.” “This,” said an AOL representative, “was a screw up.”
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eWeek

August 2, 2006The London School of Economics determined that good-looking couples are 36 percent more likely than their ugly counterparts to have female offspring.
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Washington Post

August 1, 2006An English paleobiologist announced that the crests of giant prehistoric flying reptiles signified sexual maturity, much like a “giant cockerel's comb.”
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BBC

July 28, 2006Mel Gibson was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. “Are you a Jew?” Gibson is reported to have asked a sheriff's deputy. “What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?” he demanded of a female sergeant.
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TMZ

July 13, 2006A girls' softball coach at Beaver Falls High School in Beaver County, Pennsylvania, was in trouble for having sex with a 17-year-old softball player.
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Beaver County Times & Allegheny Times

July 7, 2006New research confirmed that smoking and obesity increase the risk of erectile dysfunction.
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New York Times

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Reuters

July 6, 2006 Prosecutors declined to press charges against Rush Limbaugh for possession of Viagra.
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Associated Press

June 21, 2006Scientists told women who are interested in having babies to relax.
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The Australian via Google News

June 21, 2006Men who undergo vasectomies were found to have increased levels of genetically abnormal sperm.
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BBC

June 13, 2006 Italian scientists said that they had developed a technique for isolating potent sperm.
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PhysOrg.com

June 1, 2006It was reported that Umberto Billo, a Venetian hotel porter, had slept with 8,000 women.
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New York Daily News

May 27, 2006A jury in Illinois awarded a woman $5 million in compensation for her ruined vagina.
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Daily Southtown

May 24, 2006In Ontario, Canada, a man was arrested ten minutes after stealing a hand-held vagina. "He had used it," said a constable.
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AZCentral.com

May 23, 2006 Scientists in North Carolina said that they could grow new, functional rabbit penises.
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Fox News

May 15, 2006The mayor of Scottsdale, Arizona, was offended by a new restaurant called the Pink Taco.
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Local6.com

April 24, 2006It was reported that the Vatican might permit people with AIDS to use condoms, if they are married, although abstinence would still be preferred.
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BBC News

April 19, 2006 Belgian researchers found that men lose their decision-making skills when exposed to an attractive woman.
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BBC News

April 3, 2006The First Secretary of Rwanda was briefly arrested in Uganda after he was caught sleeping with the wife of a Ugandan businessman. "This," said a Western diplomat, "will not help matters."
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CNN.com

March 21, 2006 U.S. Sergeant Michael J. Smith was found guilty of using a dog to terrorize prisoners at the Abu Ghraib prison. He was also found guilty of indecency for directing his dog to lick peanut butter from the genitals of a fellow male soldier and from the breasts of a fellow female soldier.
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The Kansas City Star

March 17, 2006In Chicago a man named Jakub Fik, upset with his girlfriend, was arrested for smashing car windows; he also cut off his penis and threw it at police officers.
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Chicago Sun Times

March 9, 2006The Sheaf, a University of Saskatchewan campus newspaper, was criticized for publishing a cartoon showing Jesus Christ fellating a talking pig.
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The Gateway

February 11, 2006 Vietnam was refusing to allow people to register website names that contained the word "buoi," which, depending on tonal intonation, could mean either "penis" or "grapefruit," or the word "lon," which could mean either "vagina" or "pig."
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

February 2, 2006An Arizona State University student was arrested for masturbating in a school library. "To be honest," he explained, "the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
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Web Devil

January 29, 2006 Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi promised not to have sex until elections were held on April 9.
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AP via Forbes

January 18, 2006A two-year, $939,233 study commissioned by the U.S. Justice Department found that inmates who claim to have been raped in prison are usually lying. In prison, the study explained, sexual pressure is not seen as coercion; rather, "sexual pressure ushers, guides, or shepherds the process of sexual awakening."
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Chron.com

January 4, 2006In Oklahoma City an anti-gay activist Baptist pastor and member of the Southern Baptist Convention's executive committee was arrested after he propositioned a male undercover policeman for sex.
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Newsday.com

December 22, 2005A study found that good dancers are sexually attractive because they are more symmetrical.
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BBC News

December 21, 2005The Supreme Court of Canada ruled that swingers clubs do not harm society.
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CBC News

December 15, 2005An increasing number of U.S. women were having their hymens reattached. “It's the ultimate gift,” said one woman who underwent the surgery, “for the man who has everything.”
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Arizona Central/Wall Street Journal

November 24, 2005In South Korea geneticist Hwang Woo-suk, who cloned an Afghan hound named Snuppy, resigned as chairman of the World Stem Cell Hub after it was discovered that he had used the eggs of women from his research team in experiments. “We needed a lot of ova for the research,” he explained, “but there were not enough ova around.”
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BBC News

November 17, 2005A new nasal spray made women want sex.
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Local6.com

November 17, 2005A Swedish study linked oral sex to mouth cancer.
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News24.com

November 9, 2005In Thailand an official wedding ceremony was held between two pandas to encourage them to mate. “Start making children soon,” ordered Chinese Consul Peng Dong.
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IOL.co.za

November 3, 2005Dr. Phil said that he had information that Natalee Holloway, a teenager who went missing in Aruba, is alive; he seemed to imply that she might have been sold as a sex slave.
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WorldNetDaily

October 21, 2005A panel of researchers called on NASA to think through issues of astronaut sexuality as it plans a trip to Mars. "If there are instances of sexual conflict or infidelity," said a medical anthropologist, "that may lead to a breakdown in crew functioning."
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New Scientist Space

October 20, 2005A 14-year-old Washington boy was charged with sexual harassment after hanging around outside a school homecoming dance dressed as a penis.
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The News Tribune

October 19, 2005A burglar in Spokane, Washington, broke into a house and stole golf clubs, but left a pile of feces arranged in the shape of male genitalia.
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MSNBC

September 26, 2005A man in Portland, Oregon was calling people, telling them he had kidnapped an 11-year-old girl, and threatening to hurt the girl unless the recipients of the calls engaged in phone sex.
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The Corvallis Gazette-Times

September 8, 2005 Dick Cheney toured the South. "Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney," yelled Ben Marble, a Mississippi physician who lost his home in the hurricane. "Go fuck yourself." Marble was handcuffed and later released.
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OpEdNews.com

August 27, 2005A judge in Missouri decided a new statewide ban on semi-nude lap dances was unconstitutional.
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AP

August 14, 2005In Kansas Dennis Rader, the B.T.K. serial killer, was sentenced to ten consecutive life sentences; he will be eligible for parole in 2180. Rader believed that his victims would serve as his slaves in the afterlife, performing roles like "sex toy and boy servant."
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The Wichita Eagle

August 8, 2005Pfizer patented a drug that cures premature female orgasm.
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All Headline News

August 5, 2005A Florida man pleaded guilty to beating his wife to death because she wanted to cuddle after sex.
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Local6.com

July 25, 2005 German archaeologists reconstructed a 28,000-year-old stone phallus nearly eight inches in length. There was evidence, they said, that the phallus had been used as a tool.
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BBC News

July 14, 2005In Enumclaw, Washington, after a man died of internal bleeding from having sex with a horse, police were investigating a reputed bestiality farm. “We've got more investigating to do,” said a sergeant.
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

July 13, 2005Three Texas teens were in trouble for teabagging a fourth.
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The Star-Telegram

June 9, 2005 Plastic surgery on women's genitalia was becoming more popular; surgeons reported that they were keeping busy plumping outer labias, tightening vaginas, and restoring hymens.
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MSNBC

June 3, 2005 Berlin police, acting on a kidnapping tip, stopped a car and pulled a man from the car's trunk; it turned out the man, wearing only a thong and collar, was a voluntary sex slave.
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Reuters

June 2, 2005Zoo officials in Japan were worried that Futa, the red panda that became famous when it stood up on two legs, would be worn out by all of the attention. “His primary purpose here,” said an official, “is to mate.”
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Canada.com

May 30, 2005 Disney digitally reduced the size of Lindsay Lohan's breasts to make a film called Herbie: Fully Loaded less offensive.
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Hollywood.com

May 30, 2005It was revealed that the aviator Charles Lindbergh had seven illegitimate German children by three German mistresses.
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CNN

May 29, 2005There was a public masturbation festival in San Francisco.
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Reuters

May 24, 2005 Japan announced it would close down its fund for WWII-era sex slaves.
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BBC News

May 24, 2005Officials in Zurich decided that a massive teddy bear in bondage regalia could not be put on display as part of the city's “Teddy-Summer” project.
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Reuters

May 22, 2005 New York was reviewing a law that allows convicted rapists to obtain Viagra through Medicaid.
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AP

May 18, 2005 China planned to launch forty grams of pig semen into space.
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News in Science

May 16, 2005A professor of biology at Indiana University claimed that the female orgasm was only for fun.
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AZCentral.com

May 15, 2005Children in the western world were hitting puberty earlier, often at age seven; researchers suggested that this was due to indifferent fathers, childhood obesity, exposure to pesticides, or watching too much television.
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BBC News

May 11, 2005 Scientists found that sexually well-endowed fish are slower swimmers, and thus more likely to be eaten (but girl fish find them attractive even so).
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MSNBC

May 5, 2005 Texas lawmakers were trying to stop sexy cheerleading.
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Reuters

May 5, 2005 Norway declared striptease an art form.
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Reuters

April 23, 2005A woman in Afghanistan was stoned to death for adultery.
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BBC News

April 14, 2005Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia refused to answer when asked if he sodomized his wife Maureen.
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New York Post

April 1, 2005A British sex festival was cancelled because not enough people wanted to go.
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Reuters

March 23, 2005 Russian doctors grew a penis on a man's arm.
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Ananova.com

March 14, 2005A North Carolina dentist was in trouble for filling syringes with his semen and squirting it into the mouths of several female patients.
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AP

March 10, 2005 Panda breeding season began. In Atlanta, zookeepers were watching Lun Lun the panda for signs of ovulation; when she is ready to mate they will reintroduce her to Yang Yang.
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AP

March 10, 2005An Idaho teenager was in trouble for frosting brownies with his semen.
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Sun-Sentinel.com

February 24, 2005An Illinois court ruled that a man could sue his ex-lover for using his sperm, acquired via oral sex, to impregnate herself.
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Chicago Sun-Times

February 22, 2005The U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case challenging the Alabama law that makes it a crime—punishable by a year in jail and a $10,000 fine—to sell vibrators, dildos, anal beads, and artificial vaginas.
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Reuters

February 19, 2005Two former caretakers of Koko, the gorilla that can speak in sign language, sued for harassment. The caretakers claim they were pressured into exposing their breasts to satisfy Koko's nipple fetish.
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The Guardian

February 13, 2005A Swedish woman found a “medium-sized” penis in a bottle of ketchup. “I will never buy this brand again,” she said.
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Mail and Guardian Online

February 1, 2005Teenagers in Texas were having more sex, a survey found.
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Reuters

January 31, 2005The founder of Habitat For Humanity was fired for sexual harassment.
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SFGate.com

January 19, 2005Lawrence Summers, the president of Harvard, spent the week apologizing for publicly musing that women were innately less capable at science and math than men.
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New York Times

November 9, 2004A North Carolina doctor gave women orgasms by running electric wires directly into their spines.
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ABC News

October 1, 2004 Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said that "sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."
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Guardian

September 14, 2004 California banned necrophilia.
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Scotsman

July 18, 2004Charges were dismissed against a Texas woman who holds "Tupperware-type" parties for housewives interested in buying dildos.
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Associated Press

July 12, 2004 Condom supplies in much of the world were falling short.
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New Scientist

June 26, 2004Scientists said that they could estimate how many years a woman has left before the onset of menopause by using a technique called transvaginal sonography.
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New Scientist

June 24, 2004A judge in Oklahoma was accused of using a penis pump in court.
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USA Today

June 15, 2004Scientists concluded that men are less sensitive than women and that testosterone is to blame.
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Nature.com

June 10, 2004Scientists found that women are more likely to have sex when they're fertile.
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New Scientist

May 28, 2004A Russian museum of erotica announced an exhibit featuring Grigory Rasputin's penis.
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Moscow News

May 23, 2004American researchers found that giving aspirin and other pain relievers to infant rats adversely affects their libido later in life.
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New Scientist

May 12, 2004Trillions of 17-year cicadas were preparing to swarm, mate, and die in the Eastern United States.
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BBC

May 11, 2004 Australia's treasurer promised to pay $2,000 for every child born in the country; "You go home," he said, "and do your patriotic duty tonight."
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UPI

April 6, 2004American scientists announced that frequent ejaculation can help prevent prostate cancer.
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New Scientist

March 29, 2004Sex researchers found that impotent men for whom Viagra failed to work were severely distressed.
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British Medical Journal

February 25, 2004French researchers concluded that oral sex can lead to oral cancer.
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New Scientist

January 28, 2004A new study found that male dolphins, whales, and seals have been turning into hermaphrodites because of pollution.
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BBC

December 16, 2003A study found that teens would like to hear more about sex from their parents.
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New York Times

November 8, 2003 Prince Charles denied the latest rumor about his sexual proclivities but failed to mention what he was accused of doing. Newspapers in Britain, where libel laws are very strong, have been unable to print the substance of the rumor, though they have repeatedly run the same photograph of Prince Charles standing alone in a field with another man.
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New York Times

October 22, 2003Creatures that are capable of changing their sex, it was discovered, typically do so when they have reached 72 percent of their maximum body size.
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Reuters

October 14, 2003Men who smoke a lot of marijuana have a lower sperm count and sperm that swim "too fast, too early."
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Science Daily

July 16, 2003 British officials instituted a National Foreplay Day after a study found that many Britons were avoiding it.
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Ananova

July 16, 2003Australian researchers found that masturbation prevents prostate cancer.
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New Scientist

July 11, 2003 President Bush traveled to Africa where he and his family were entertained by the sight of two elephants mating.
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New York Times, Slate

July 11, 2003 Britain proposed giving transsexuals the right to get married in their adoptive sex.
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Daily Telegraph

July 10, 2003It was discovered that clown fish can change their sex as they move up in social status.
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New Scientist

October 1, 2002 A British sex-toy company recalled its “Rampant Rabbit” vibrator because of a potentially dangerous defect; the vibrator has been selling exceptionally well since it was praised by a character on Sex and the City.
September 17, 2002 Archaeologists found a 100-million-year-old shellfish fossil with two penises. The ostracod was described as having “the longest and most ostentatious display of sex in the fossil record.”
September 17, 2002Former president Bill Clinton told David Letterman that he has a room at home in Chappaqua where he takes his saxophone, shuts the door, and blows the night away.
December 18, 2001A scientist observed wild orangutans partaking in homosexual behavior.
December 18, 2001A judge in Philadelphia dismissed charges against a female prison guard who used snack foods to purchase sex from prisoners.
December 11, 2001 Hookers in Romania were letting their customers buy sex on credit.
November 20, 2001Seven thousand virgins in Tanzania got together and promised not to have sex until marriage.
November 13, 2001King Mswati III of Swaziland was fined one cow for violating his recent ban on having sex with minors after he chose a 17-year-old to be his ninth wife; 300 young women cast down their chastity belts and then speared, roasted, and ate the cow.
October 23, 2001 Britons were having more sex to keep their minds off the war.
October 16, 2001A new survey found that 52 percent of American women prefer shopping to sex; 93 percent of men prefer sex.
October 16, 2001Most Germans prefer quickies to slow, gentle lovemaking, a study found.
October 16, 2001In Nigeria, a pregnant woman was sentenced to death by stoning for the crime of premarital sex.
October 2, 2001The British Potato Council was embarking on an advertising campaign to make potatoes sexy; the ad agency Naked Communication was retained to promote the potato's qualities as an aphrodisiac.
September 25, 2001King Mswati of Swaziland imposed a five-year ban on having sex with teenage girls.
September 25, 2001A 50-hour sex marathon, which was to have included 1,500 participants, was cancelled in Brazil after authorities determined that the appropriate license was lacking.
September 4, 2001 India decided to subsidize televisions for poor people in the hope that increased viewing would cut down on sex and thus the swelling population.
August 28, 2001A poll found that eight out of ten Swedish women don't get enough sex.
August 21, 2001 Scientists working for a Peruvian pharmaceuticals company found that eating maca, an Andean plant similar to a turnip, can increase a man's sex drive by 200 percent.
August 14, 2001After hiring a plane in order to have sex in mid flight, an elderly couple attempted to hijack the plane and force the pilot to fly to Cuba.
August 7, 2001The American Bar Association was thinking about revising its ethics rules so that lawyers would no longer be bound to keep their clients' secrets but would be permitted to have sex with them.
July 31, 2001A British study found that 80 percent of women fake orgasms during intercourse.
July 24, 2001A British judge was trying to decide whether a ban on public cavorting with inflatable sex dolls contravenes European Union human-rights legislation.
July 17, 2001President Daniel arap Moi of Kenya told his compatriots that they should refrain from sex for two years to stop the spread of AIDS.
June 26, 2001Iain Duncan Smith, who hopes to become the leader of Britain's Conservative Party, has written a novel that includes descriptions of gay sex; according to his agent the book is “quite fruity, although not pornographic.”
June 26, 2001A new study claimed that one fifth of all children who use the Internet are solicited for sex at one time or another.
April 24, 2001 Singapore was paying cash to couples who have second and third children as part of its “Baby Bonus Scheme” to reverse its falling birthrate; a local newspaper printed instructions for having sex in the back seat of a car.
April 10, 2001 Researchers in Texas found that men who sniffed T-shirts in a laboratory were able to tell whether they had been worn by a woman who was fertile; the men described such shirts as smelling “pleasant” or “sexy.”
March 20, 2001An appeals court upheld the Texas antisodomy law in a case involving two Houston men who were arrested for having sex in their own home.
February 20, 2001Prime Minister Hun Sen of Cambodia demanded that sexy women be banished from Cambodian television.
February 20, 2001 San Francisco announced that it would pay for the sex-change operations of municipal employees.
January 23, 2001A woman in Wisconsin was facing up to fifteen years in prison and a $10,000 fine for failing to prevent her thirteen-year-old son from having sex with his fifteen-year-old girlfriend.
January 23, 2001South Carolina Governor Jim Hodges was upset that prison inmates, including child-killer Susan Smith, who were supposed to be doing chores at his home were instead having sex there; the prisoners assured investigators that they did not have sex while Hodges' children were at home.
January 2, 2001A maker of “crush films” was sentenced in New York to 280 hours of community service for depicting women in spike heels speaking in seductive tones while stepping on guinea pigs.
December 26, 2000A new survey showed that teenage boys in America were getting more oral and anal sex.
November 28, 2000The Vatican denounced homosexuality as “a conception of love detached from any responsibility.”
October 24, 2000Vice President Al Gore was still mad at President Bill Clinton for getting oral sex from an intern and lying about it.
October 24, 2000Amnon Chemouil was convicted in a French court of raping an eleven-year-old girl in Thailand while on a “sex holiday.” Greenpeace claimed that it had caused two biotech companies to withdraw plans to patent embryos for a human-pig hybrid; both companies denied making “mixed species embryos,” though one did admit to introducing a human nucleus into a pig cell.
October 10, 2000 Britain's new Human Rights Act went into effect; conservatives were concerned that the new “bill of rights” would permit gay sex in the schools.
October 3, 2000 Scientists claimed to have found a gene (called V1RL1) that might have something or other to do with pheromones, molecules secreted by humans and rodents, among other mammals, to stimulate sex and violence.
September 26, 2000Right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan, having recovered from his gall bladder operation, said that his enemies were “abolishing America”; he was particularly upset about the growing tolerance of homosexuality, which he called “the love that will not shut up.”
August 22, 2000 Russia's Orthodox Church rejected genetic engineering, homosexuality, euthanasia, and abortion while reaffirming private property and the church's close ties to the Russian military.
August 15, 2000 Malaysia's former prime minister Anwar Ibrahim was sentenced to nine years in prison for sodomy; his brother, who was also convicted of committing sodomy, with the same chauffeur, was sentenced to six years in prison and four strokes with a rattan cane.

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