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Jun 2006Minimum number of Iraqis displaced by sectarian violence since February: 65,000
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Ministry of Displacement and Migration (Baghdad)

Sep 2004Minimum number of Congress members Sun Myung Moon claims attended his March coronation as the “King of Peace” : 20
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Interreligious and International Federation for World Peace (N.Y.C.)

Apr 2004Number of states that do not use the word "evolution" in their science curricula : 5
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National Center for Science Education (Oakland)

Dec 2003 Percentage of U.S. Muslims who said in 2000 that they would vote for George Bush: 40
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Council on American-Islamic Relations (Washington)

Dec 2003 Percentage of U.S. Muslims who said in 2003 that they would vote for George Bush: 2
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Council on American-Islamic Relations (Washington)

Nov 2003Amount that a Louisiana preacher paid white people to integrate his Sunday services last August, per person: $5
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Greenwood Acres Full Gospel Baptist Church (Shreveport, La.)

Oct 2003Chance that a Londoner believes that epilepsy is caused by "evil spirits" : 1 in 20
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National Society for Epilepsy (Chalfont St. Peter, England)

Aug 2003Percentage change since last year in the number of U.S. Christian adults who tithe at least 10 percent of their income: -62
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Barna Research Group Ltd. (Ventura, Calif.)

Jul 2003Number of Serbian Orthodox churches burned down since the end of NATO's 1999 Operation Allied Force: 134
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Embassy of Serbia and Montenegro (Washington)

Mar 2003Chances that an Arab American is Christian: 3 in 4
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Zogby International (Utica, N.Y.)

Nov 2002Number of Australians who listed "Jedi" as their religious affiliation on the country's 2001 census: 70,509
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Australian Bureau of Statistics (Canberra)

Oct 2002Number of bookies arrested in India in March on charges they took bets on Hindu-Muslim riots: 101
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Jaipur Police (Jaipur, India)

Sep 2002Rank of the United States and Britain among countries viewed most favorably by Muslims aged 15 to 25: 1, 2
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The British Council (London)

Sep 2002Percentage of students in Cleveland's six-year-old school voucher program who attend religious schools: 99
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Cleveland Scholarship and Tutoring Program

Sep 2002Estimated percentage of the world's habitable land owned by major religious groups: 7
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The Alliance of Religions and Conservation (Manchester, U.K.)

Jul 2002Rank of "no religion" among responses given in 1990 by Americans asked to identify their religious grouping: 5
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Egon Mayer, City University of New York (N.Y.C.)

May 2002Chance that a priest in Boston's archdiocese has been accused of sexual abuse: 1 in 10
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Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (Chicago)

Feb 2002Percentage of Americans who believe that U.S. Muslims have an "obligation to help authorities track down terrorists": 60
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FOX News/Opinion Dynamics (N.Y.C.)

Feb 2002Number by which a new study claims that media estimates of the U.S. Muslim population are inflated: 3,200,000
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American Jewish Committee (N.Y.C.)

Feb 2002Estimated number of weeks after September 11 that the American Jewish Committee sponsored the studyclaiming that media estimates of the U.S. Muslim population are inflated: 1
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American Jewish Committee (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2002Percentage of U.S. Jews who rank the separation of church and state among the top reasons for the country's success: 86
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Public Agenda (N.Y.C.)

Dec 2001Internal code number the British census has assigned to citizens who cited their religion as "Jedi Knight": 896
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Office for National Statistics (London)

Jul 2001Percentage of Americans who would allow "churches and other houses of worship" to seek federal funds for charitable work: 75
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The Pew Research Center (Washington)

Jul 2001Percentage who would allow "Muslim mosques" to seek federal funds for charitable work: 38
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The Pew Research Center (Washington)

Jul 2001Chances that an episode of The Simpsons contains at least one religious reference: 7 in 10
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John Heeren, California State University, San Bernadino

Apr 2001Percentage change since 1980 in church contributions made per member to 29 major Protestant denominations: +40
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Empty Tomb, Inc. (Champaign, Ill.)

Apr 2001Percentage change since then in the average amount per member these churches allocated to charitable work: +10
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Empty Tomb, Inc. (Champaign, Ill.)

Feb 2001Percentage change in the annual number of Roman Catholic priests ordained in Brooklyn and Queens since 1980: -92
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Roman Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn

Dec 2000Number of Falun Gong members arrested in China who have died in, en route to, or shortly after their release from prison: 53
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Amnesty International (London)

Dec 2000Number of the two exorcisms Pope John Paul II has performed since 1982 that the Vatican has deemed a success: 1
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Catholic News Service (Washington)

Nov 2000Number of Mohegan words that are a variant of “wampum,” meaning “spiritual reparation”: 3
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Mohegan Tribal Office (Uncasville, Conn.)

Oct 2000Amount a Chicago suburb's city council offered a Muslim group last June to abandon its plans for a mosque there: $200,000
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Palos Heights City Council (Palos Heights, Ill.)

Jun 2000Years after becoming a priest that Gregor Mendel completed the work that would earn him the title father of genetics: 16
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Robin Marantz Henig, The Monk in the Garden, Houghton Mifflin Company (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Number of years after Jews settled in China that they were first allowed to live in Russian territory: 1,045
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Ellen Cogen, Jewish Theological Seminary (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Percentage change in enrollment in college-level Arabic and Biblical Hebrew courses: +44.7
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Modern Language Association (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Portion of the Islamic world that was controlled by Shiites in 1000: 1/2
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Fernández-Armesto, Millennium/Prof. Richard Bulliet, Columbia University (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Percentage of Muslims who were Shiites in 1000 and percentage who are Shiites today, respectively: 5, 14
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Fernández-Armesto, Millennium/Prof. Richard Bulliet, Columbia University (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Estimated percentage increase since 1000 in the number of Christians, Muslims, and Hindus, respectively: 2,450, 2,300, 1,025
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Jon Man, Atlas of the Year 1000, Harvard University Press (Cambridge, Mass.)

Jan 2000Number of popes stabbed, strangled, or poisoned to death in the last three decades of the 10th century: 5
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Reston, The Last Apocalypse

Jan 2000Estimated temperature of Hell, according to two Spanish physicists' interpretation of the Bible: 832°F
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Department of Applied Physics, University of Santiago (Santiago, Spain)

Jan 2000Estimated temperature of Heaven: 448°F
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Department of Applied Physics, University of Santiago (Santiago, Spain)

Jan 2000Estimated number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin, according to the American Institute of Physics: 1064
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American Institute of Physics (College Park, Md.)

Jan 2000Estimated number of angels that can dance in a row across a pinhead's diameter, “Rockettes-style”: 1032
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American Institute of Physics (College Park, Md.)

Nov 1999Number of months that a Christian group has trained a camera on Jerusalem's Golden Gate, hoping to film Christ's return: 7
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Daystar International (Hereford, England)

Oct 1999Number of times CBS's press release forJesus, the miniseries, mentions the “billions” of Christians He inspired: 2
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CBS (N.Y.C.)

Aug 1999Percentage change since January 1998 in the number of Russian Jews moving to Israel: +100
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Jewish Agency for Israel (Moscow)

May 1999Number of subscribers to Eternal Ink, the official newsletter of the Christian Tattoo Association: 23
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Christian Tattoo Association (Willmar, Minn.)

Apr 1999Number of U.S. companies and groups licensed to sell merchandise bearing the Vatican's Jubilee 2000 logo: 31
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National Conference of Catholic Bishops (Washington)

Mar 1999Number of virgins who have bought an insurance policy against immaculate conception next year: 10,113
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GRIP (London)

Feb 1999Estimated number of U.S. Christians who moved to Jerusalem's Mount of Olives last year to await the millennium: 100
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Professor Brenda Brasher, Mount Union College (Alliance, Ohio)

Jan 1999Number of dates since 1914 that the Jehovah's Witnesses have predicted as the start of the apocalypse: 7
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Center for Religious Tolerance (Ontario, Canada)

Jan 1999Change since 1916 in the percentage of U.S. scientists who say they believe in a god: 0
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Nature magazine (Washington)

Jan 1999Average number of donations that a North Carolina church receives each week through its ATM: 7
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The Unity Center of Peace Church (Chapel Hill, N.C.)

Jan 1999Percentage of the funds spent fighting Alaska's gay-marriage initiative last year that came from the Mormon Church: 79
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Alaska Public Offices Commission (Anchorage)

Dec 1998Estimated number of Japanese who have taken a “gospel and rhythm” class this year at Harlem's Memorial Baptist Church: 300
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Memorial Baptist Church (N.Y.C.)

Dec 1998Chances that a U.S. film with male Arab or Muslim characters depicts them as greedy, violent, or dishonest: 19 in 20
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Professor Jack G. Shaheen (Hilton Head, S.C.)

Dec 1998Estimated size of heaven, in cubic miles, according to the Reverend Billy Graham: 1,500
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Billy Graham Evangelistic Association (Minneapolis)

Sep 1998Price of a gold-plated crucifix pendant with a built-in alarm, from Britain's Avon Silversmiths: $414
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Avon Silversmiths Ltd. (Bishop's Stortford, England)

Jun 1998Number of Congress members who attended a Capitol Hill hearing last March on the genocide of Muslims in Bosnia: 4
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House Subcommittee on International Relations and Human Rights

October 8, 2006A ministry in Atlanta, Georgia, was sending camouflaged devotionals to U.S. soldiers serving overseas.
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WTVM.com

October 3, 2006In Nickel Mines, Pennsylvania, a man named Charles Carl Roberts IV, who said he was angry with God, entered a one-room Amish schoolhouse with guns, a bag of nails, a bucket, chains, clamps, and a tube of KY jelly, and shot ten girls, killing five; he then shot and killed himself. “We must not,” said the grandfather of one of the slain girls, “think evil of this man.”
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BBC News

June 15, 2006 Gay Episcopalian bishop Gene Robinson said that he is “not an abomination before God.”
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BBC News

March 9, 2006Three college students in Alabama were arrested for setting nine churches on fire. One of the students, Benjamin Moseley, was planning to appear in a school theater production called "Young Zombies in Love."
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The New York Times

December 11, 2005A religious studies professor at the University of Kansas was beaten up on a roadside after he mocked creationism in an email.
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CantonRep.com

October 15, 2005Four Amish children in Minnesota were diagnosed with polio.
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AP

September 14, 2005A federal judge in California ruled that requiring students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools is unconstitutional. "Undoubtedly," read the court's decision, "the pledge contains a religious phrase."
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CNN.com

July 20, 2005Authorities in Malaysia arrested fifty-eight people who worship a giant teapot.
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MSNBC

May 8, 2005Ave Maria University, a Catholic college founded by the retired CEO of Domino's Pizza, graduated its first class and gave an honorary degree to L. Paul Bremer, who told the assembled graduates that Muslim extremists were against the separation of church and state.
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Netscape News

March 2, 2005 President Bush said that his administration granted $2 billion to social programs at churches, synagogues, and mosques in 2004--20 percent more than in 2003. The President made it clear that these programs did not discriminate based on faith. “All drunks are welcome,” he said.
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New York Times

January 22, 2005and American evangelical groups were exploiting the ensuing chaos to recruit new members,
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New York Times

December 1, 2004It was revealed that a Hmong who recently shot five hunters in Wisconsin is a shaman.
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New York Times

November 23, 2004Americans were celebrating National Bible Week.
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House

July 4, 2004female rice farmers in Nepal were plowing their fields in the nude to please the rain god.
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Associated Press

July 3, 2004The Bush-Cheney campaign asked church-going volunteers to provide church membership directories to state campaign committees, raising questions about whether the directive violates the separation between church and state.
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Reuters

June 22, 2004It was reported that the Rev. Sun Myung Moon was crowned in the Senate office building after announcing that he is the "savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent." Several lawmakers from both major parties were present, including Rep. Danny Davis, who wore white gloves as he placed the crown on Moon's head.
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The Hill

March 11, 2004In Penticton, British Columbia, a man cut off his penis and testicles and ran through the street naked, trailing blood, screaming, "Repent, repent, fornicators."
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Calgary Sun

March 3, 2004Two hundred seventy-one Shiite worshipers were killed in simultaneous bombing attacks on mosques in Baghdad and Karbala; international telephone service was knocked out on the same day by a rocket attack.
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Associated Press

March 2, 2004 Russian religious leaders refused to permit Roman Catholics to attend a conference on religious tolerance.
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New York Times

February 27, 2004Shoko Asahara, the leader of the Aum Shinrikyo cult, which released sarin gas in the Tokyo subway in 1995, was sentenced to death, eight years after his trial began.
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BBC

January 14, 2004"There will be a purge on God's orders, and evil will be eliminated like shadows," said the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, the cult leader and owner of the Washington Times, in a recent speech. "Gays will be eliminated, the three Israels will unite. If not then they will be burned. We do not know what kind of world God will bring but this is what happens. It will be greater than the Communist purge but at God's orders."
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New York Press

December 30, 2003Religious "Yahwists," people who try to follow Old Testament lifestyle rules, sued Arkansas to force the state to permit Yahwist prisoners to eat kosher meals and to grow long hair and beards.
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New York Times

December 26, 2003 India's prime minister expressed support for building a Hindu temple on the site of a sixteenth-century mosque, which was destroyed by Hindu officials eight years ago, resulting in riots and killing. Hindus believe that Ram, a deity, was born there.
December 14, 2003Lightning struck a church in Swaziland and killed a priest, five children, and three others.
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News.com.au

December 5, 2003A priest was on the run in Congo after killing 64 members of his congregation with a potion he said would give them salvation.
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Reuters

November 23, 2003The Russian Orthodox Church denounced the Mormons for buying the names of dead Russians so they can baptize their dead souls. "Our ceremony is not rebaptism," said a spokesman for the Nizhni Novgorod Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, "it only gives the soul of the deceased person the freedom of choice to accept our belief or to reject it."
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Guardian

November 18, 2003L. Paul Bremer, the American proconsul of Iraq, said that Saddam Hussein is "a voice in the wilderness."
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New York Times

November 1, 2003Shoko Asahara, the guru of the Aum Shinrikyo cult, claimed that he had lost control of his followers shortly before they released nerve gas in the Tokyo subway eight years ago.
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Associated Press

October 25, 2003The lawyer for Captain James Yee, the former American prison-camp chaplain who was arrested for being a Muslim spy, complained that his client was being mistreated in prison.
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New York Times

October 19, 2003 Condoleezza Rice, the national security adviser, insisted that the war on terrorism is not a religious war.
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Associated Press

October 19, 2003and the pope beatified Mother Teresa.
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Associated Press

October 17, 2003A Buddhist abbot in Thailand cured a sick woman with a magic wooden penis.
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Ananova

October 17, 2003Prime Minister Malathir Mohammad of Malaysia denounced the Jews.
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Reuters

October 15, 2003Dr. Rowan Williams, the archbishop of Canterbury, said that Americans should remember that terrorists can "have serious moral goals." He said that "it is possible to use unspeakably wicked means to pursue an aim that is shared by those who would not dream of acting in the same way, an aim that is intelligible or desirable." Dr. Williams also warned America not to become "trapped in a self-referential morality."
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Telegraph

October 13, 2003A Muslim girl in Oklahoma was suspended from school after she refused to take off her head scarf.
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CNN

October 2, 2003A two-year-old Iraqi girl was shot dead in her home by American forces after a roadside bomb went off next to a military convoy. "If we determine there were deaths and/or injuries to innocent civilians as a result of U.S. forces responding to an attack," said Major Anthony Aguto, "we will compensate the family with three years of standard Iraqi salary." The grandfather of the dead girl said they didn't want the money: "I submit my complaint only to God."
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New York Times

October 1, 2003School officials in Paris, Texas, apologized after the high school band played "Deutschland uber alles," with the Nazi flag flying, on the evening of Rosh Hashana.
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New York Times

September 26, 2003The Industrial Christian Fellowship, a Christian think tank, said that financial workers don't get enough prayer support and called on believers to pray for bankers and stockbrokers.
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Reuters

September 21, 2003A U.S. Army chaplain was arrested on suspicion of being a Muslim spy.
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Independent

September 7, 2003 Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian prime minister, resigned, and Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, the spiritual leader of Hamas, was injured in an Israeli airstrike.
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New York Times

September 5, 2003The Coptic Orthodox Church of Egypt condemned gay marriage.
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New York Times

September 4, 2003 Christians holding signs wept outside the prison; one sign read "Dead Doctors Can't Kill."
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New York Times

September 3, 2003The World Council of Churches denounced the invasion of Iraq as "immoral" and "ill advised" and called for the withdrawal of American forces.
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New York Times

September 3, 2003Paul J. Hill, a Christian who murdered an abortion doctor in Pensacola, Florida, was executed by lethal injection. Hill said that he was looking forward to getting his reward in heaven.
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New York Times, New York Post

August 31, 2003King Fahd of Saudi Arabia told Muslim clerics that it was time to start fighting religious extremism.
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Reuters

August 28, 2003Ireland's Roman Catholic Kiltegan Fathers paid $353,000 to the victim of a pedophile priest who once attacked the victim as his father lay dying nearby.
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New York Times

August 28, 2003Judge Roy Moore's Ten Commandments monument was removed from the Alabama supreme court building as Christians howled in anger outside, blowing ram's horns and shaking Bibles at the sky; the state was forced to hire a company from Georgia for the job because no one from Alabama would do it.
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New York Times

August 24, 2003John Geoghan, a defrocked pedophile priest, was strangled to death in prison.
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New York Times

August 23, 2003Chief Justice Roy Moore of Alabama was suspended (with pay) for refusing to obey a federal court order to remove his big Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building.
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New York Times

August 13, 2003Sylvester Stallone's mother said that her dogs, which she believes to be psychic, have predicted a victory for Arnold Schwarzenegger in the California recall election, and an apocalyptic Christian preacher named Jack Van Impe claimed that he had been contacted by Condoleezza Rice, who he said asked him for an outline of what the end of the world will be like.
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MSNBC.com

August 10, 2003A Roman Catholic bishop in Canada warned that Jean Chrétien might burn in hell for legalizing gay marriage.
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New York Times

August 9, 2003The Archdiocese of Boston offered to pay $55 million to settle the lawsuits of 542 people who were sexually molested by priests.
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New York Times

August 6, 2003A forty-year-old Vatican document was discovered that commands "perpetual silence" and secrecy in dealing with priests who have sexual contact with "youths of either sex or with brute animals."
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CBSNews.com

August 1, 2003The Vatican issued an edict calling homosexual unions "evil" and describing adoption of children by gay couples as "doing violence."
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Guardian

July 20, 2003Officials from Colorado, Utah, and New Mexico changed the name of Highway 666 to Highway 491.
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AP

June 28, 2003The court also ruled that a California law that retroactively abolished the statute of limitations on sex crimes is unconstitutional; California's attorney general said that the ruling will lead to the release of about 800 child molesters.
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Associated Press

June 4, 2003A Lutheran minister in Denmark was suspended from his job for saying that "there is no heavenly God, there is no eternal life, there is no resurrection."
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Associated Press

June 1, 2003Eric Robert Rudolph, the Christian terrorist, was arrested in North Carolina after a five-year manhunt.
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Associated Press

May 17, 2003L. Paul Bremer, the new American overseer of Iraq, informed Iraqi leaders that the United States and Britain had changed their minds about setting up an interim government made up of Iraqis and that he would remain in control until further notice. Bremer toured Mosul and praised it as "a great example of embryonic democracy"; elsewhere in the city a crowd chanted "America is the enemy of God."
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New York Times

April 8, 2003 Administrators at Asbury Theological Seminary in Kentucky ordered the removal of American flags from tables in the Methodist school's cafeteria. “God's people do not wave flags as a sign of conquest,” the food-service director was told. “We bear crosses as the sign of reconciliation.”
January 21, 2003 Lawyers for the Archdiocese of Boston began subpoenaing the records of therapists who are treating victims of pedophile priests.
January 14, 2003 A new report found that the Vatican's crime rate is among the highest in the world, with 608 criminal offenses last year in a state with just over 500 residents.
June 20, 2002 Tom Cruise accepted a “happi” coat from the Japanese Transport Minister.
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Reuters

May 14, 2002 Cardinal Bernard F. Law was deposed in Boston by lawyers for 86 people who say they were sexually molested by the Rev. John J. Geoghan, whom the Catholic Church moved from one parish to another even though he was a known pedophile. When Law was asked whether he was aware that Geoghan was a child molester when he was placed in the parish of one of the victims, Law replied: “I was aware that there was involvement because, because of the, of having removed him out of one parish and putting him between assignments before sending him back to another, and then necessitating a letter that would not have been necessary unless there had been a problem.”
March 26, 2002 The Justice Department's “Operation Candyman” led to the arrests of 90 people, including two Roman Catholic priests, on various charges relating to child pornography.
February 12, 2002 A senior Vatican official declared that illness is caused by sin.
February 5, 2002CNN aired a video of Osama bin Laden in which he gloated that “freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people and the West in general into an unbearable hell and a choking life.”
December 11, 2001Believing that his penis was a “cobra” driving him to sin, a Filipino farmer lopped it off with his machete and cast it away. “He wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree,” his mother reported. Doctors reconstructed the penis, though at considerably shorter length, and said the man would still be able to have children.
December 11, 2001In Missouri, a pharmacist admitted to diluting cancer drugs; he did it because he needed to raise money to pay $1,000,000 in taxes and a pledge to his church.
December 4, 2001Prime Minister Sharon “declared war on terror.” A paper in the scientific journal Human Immunology found that Jews and Palestinians have no significant genetic differences; after receiving complaints, the journal's editor repudiated the paper and sent letters to libraries asking them to rip out the offending pages.
December 4, 2001Rael, the leader of a Canadian UFO cult called the Raelians, which supports a company called Clonaid, said that his group had already cloned a human embryo, dismissing Advanced Cell Technology's claim to have done so first.
December 4, 2001Attorney General John Ashcroft said he wanted to rewrite the FBI's guidelines to allow the agency to spy on domestic political and religious groups; the rules in question were imposed in the 1970s because of significant civil-rights abuses that occurred under the J. Edgar Hoover regime.
December 4, 2001Rwanda hosted a gathering of genocide survivors that included Tutsis, European Jews, American Indians, Cambodians, and Armenians.
November 27, 2001Some American police chiefs were refusing to go along with the federal government's order to round up and question 5,000 legal Muslim immigrants, saying it smacked of racial profiling, which is illegal.
November 27, 2001A British vicar banned yoga from his church hall to protect his flock from the temptations of Eastern mysticism.
November 13, 2001A couple in Colorado who because of their religious beliefs allowed their 13-year-old daughter to die of diabetes and gangrene without medical treatment were sentenced to 20 months' probation and 1,300 hours of community service. They were also required to provide medical insurance for their remaining 12 children.
October 9, 2001A Russian airliner filled with Jews exploded over the Black Sea.
October 9, 2001 Police in Togo raided a church whose pastor was suspected of Satanism, and found a panther's pelt, hyena paws, vulture eggs, and a hunchback's hump.
October 2, 2001Another syndicated columnist called for the deportation of all Muslim aliens.
October 2, 2001People in Tijuana, Mexico, were upset about their new area code, 666, the Number of the Beast.
September 18, 2001The Rev. Jerry Falwell blamed the terrorist attack on the American Civil Liberties Union, abortion providers, gay-rights advocates, and the federal courts. It was because they had turned America away from God. “He lifted the curtain of protection,” Falwell said, “and I believe that if America does not repent and return to a genuine faith and dependence on Him, we may expect more tragedies, unfortunately.”
September 18, 2001Ethnic and religious violence continued in Jos, Nigeria, where at least 165 people died and 928 were wounded.
September 13, 2001Balbir Signh Sodhi, a 49-year-old Sikh, was shot dead at his gas station in Arizona, apparently by someone who wanted to kill a Muslim and was confused by Mr. Sodhi's turban.
September 4, 2001Faith in the “New Economy” unshaken, Federal Reserve bureaucrats gathered in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, for their annual symposium and told one another that the productivity miracle wrought by computer technology would rise again someday and provide strong economic growth with low inflation.
August 28, 2001 Alabama governor Don Siegelman proclaimed that if God had wanted boys to wear earrings, He would have made them girls.
August 21, 2001A Zambian archbishop renounced his marriage, which was performed by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, and reconciled with the Pope, who had threatened to excommunicate him; the bishop's wife said her husband was a prisoner of the Vatican and went on a hunger strike.
August 21, 2001A 35,000-page report on the life of Mother Teresa was being prepared for the Vatican by people who want to see the dead nun declared a saint.
August 14, 2001 India closed 15 shelters in Erwadi, where crazy people were kept near a Muslim shrine, presumably hoping for some kind of miracle; 27 were killed recently in a fire because they were chained to poles.
August 7, 2001 Palestinian worshipers hurled their shoes at Israeli police outside Al Aksa mosque on the Temple Mount; others threw stones at Jews worshipping at the Western Wall.
July 10, 2001In Nigeria, Muslim Hausas and Christian Jarawas continued to kill one another, as did members of the Azara and Tiv peoples.
July 10, 2001The Vatican announced that it made an $8.5 million profit last year.
June 26, 2001 Communists in the Italian senate protested the upcoming Group of 8 summit, which will be held in Genoa next month, by holding up little signs that read, “Let's throw the G-8 into the sea.” Afghanistan's Taliban agreed to let the World Food Program employ local women to survey food needs there even though this would seem to violate God's Law.
June 19, 2001A group of Holocaust survivors sued the French railroad in a Brooklyn court because its trains were used to carry Jews and others to the death camps.
June 12, 2001used pyrotechnic tear gas canisters in the Waco siege, where 80 Branch Davidians died in a fire; the government claims the fire was set by cult members.
June 5, 2001 France's parliament passed a law that permits the government to ban religious groups that it considers “sects,” but backed away from plans to outlaw “mental manipulation.”
June 5, 2001The Vatican wheeled out the body of Pope John XXIII, dead since 1963, in a fancy new coffin; he was wearing a lace tunic, a red velvet cape, and an ermine-trimmed hat.
May 29, 2001 McDonald's apologized to Hindus whom it lured into sin (condemning them, perhaps, to countless lifetimes of suffering) by secretly putting beef flavorings on its french fries: “We regret if customers felt that the information we provided was not complete enough to meet their needs.” After a five-year investigation, Heinz was fined $180,000 for underfilling its ketchup bottles and agreed to overfill them by 1 percent, at a cost of $650,000, for a year.
May 8, 2001Thomas E. Blanton, a former Kluxer from Alabama, was found guilty of killing four black girls in 1963, when he bombed a Birmingham church.
May 1, 2001After a construction worker at New York's Kennedy International Airport complained about a new mural to the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, the artist voluntarily painted a loincloth over the genitals of Jesus, who originally was depicted naked and crucified.
April 24, 2001Taro Aso, a candidate for prime minister in Japan, said that his country should try to attract “rich Jews” to help solve Japan's problems. “I think the best country is one in which rich Jews feel like living.” Aso later said he had been misunderstood: “If the phrase 'rich Jewish people' causes misunderstanding, I will correct it and stop it.”
April 17, 2001 Alabama's senate approved a constitutional amendment allowing the display of the Ten Commandments in public schools and state offices.
April 17, 2001A Charlotte, North Carolina, federal judge told a man that if he wanted to be released on bail he would have to stop living in sin, because doing so violates an 1805 anti-fornication law, which reads: “If any man and woman, not being married to each other, shall lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together, they shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.” Israeli officials raided restaurants in search of leavened bread, which is banned during Passover; violators were fined $25.
April 17, 2001Aum Shinrikyo, the cult that carried out the sarin gas attack in the Tokyo subway in 1995, grew by 10 percent last year.
April 10, 2001 Israeli religious leaders declared that Viagra was not kosher for Passover, though a rabbi can authorize its use “in the event of urgent medical need.” Customs officials in New York arrested a Canadian stripper who tried to smuggle 78,771 hits of ecstasy into the United States inside some Legos.
March 27, 2001A new member of the hominid family was christened “flat-faced man of Kenya.” Arkansas legislators were debating whether to ban the teaching of evolution and radio-carbon dating techniques; a proposed bill would require teachers to tell students to mark “false evidence” or “theory” in their books next to discussions of evolution.
March 27, 2001The Taliban explained that they destroyed Afghanistan's ancient Buddhist statues because a group of Europeans had recently visited and offered money to preserve the statues, but none to feed starving Afghani children.
March 27, 2001 Italy's environment minister threatened to cut off power to the Vatican's radio station because it emits too much electromagnetic radiation.
March 20, 2001The bones of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the former president of the American Atheists, were identified, as were those of her son and granddaughter. The bones were found on a ranch in Texas; the bodies were burned, their legs removed, and stacked in a shallow grave.
March 6, 2001 Afghanistan's supreme leader, Mullah Muhammad Omar, ordered the destruction of all statues in the country, which has some of the most significant ancient Buddhist statuary in the world, including two giant standing Buddhas carved out of a mountainside in the seventh century.
March 6, 2001Important clerics in Egypt, Pakistan, and Iran pointed out that the Mullah's interpretation of the Koran was incorrect. Mawlawi Qudratullah Jamal, the Taliban's minister of information and culture, replied that it was “not a big issue,” that the statues were “objects only made of mud or stone.” After announcing that the destruction of the Buddhas had begun, Jamal noted that “it is easier to destroy than to build.”
February 27, 2001 Russia's chief veterinarian was blaming the outbreak of mad cow disease on the Jews.
February 27, 2001A war-crimes tribunal convicted three Serbs of sexually enslaving Muslim girls and women during the Bosnian war.
February 27, 2001 Pat Robertson was worried that cults such as the Moonies, Scientologists, and Hare Krishnas might obtain government funding under President Bush's plan to give money to religious organizations.
February 6, 2001Falun Gong spokesmen pointed out that Master Li, their spiritual leader, prohibits suicide, though flying and being in two places at once are encouraged.
January 30, 2001 Congo's president Laurent Kabila was buried; he was killed by his bodyguards, all of whom were recruited by Kabila as children when he was a rebel commander. They said they did it “because of suffering.” Johnny and Luther Htoo, a pair of twin boys who until last week were the leaders of the Burmese rebel group God's Army, admitted that they did not have magic powers or an invisible army under their command; Luther told a reporter that he just wanted “to live as a family” with his parents.
January 30, 2001Five members of the Falun Gong meditation cult set themselves on fire in Tiananmen Square.
January 16, 2001 Afghanistan's chief mullah decreed that encouraging a Muslim to convert to Christianity was a capital crime; Mullah Muhammad Omar also let it be known that selling any kind of anti-Islamic literature would be punished by five years in prison.
January 16, 2001 Israel's chief rabbis declared that Jewish law prohibits giving up sovereignty over the Temple Mount; the Islamic mufti of Jerusalem said much the same thing: non-Muslims, he said, are forbidden to control even “its depths, no matter how far down, and the space above it, now matter how high up.”
January 16, 2001A new poll showed that most Americans think religion is good.
January 9, 2001 New York police snipers were mobilized after two men from Pennsylvania, Michael Lewis and Eric “Black Hole” Storm, told officials that twenty members of a “survivor” cult were planning to commit suicide by drinking poisoned juice on the steps of City Hall; no one showed up, and the two men were taken away to the Bellevue psychiatric ward.
January 2, 2001 Two stolen koala bears were recovered from a dung-filled San Francisco home; the koalas were stolen by two Vietnamese Buddhist teenagers who broke into the San Francisco zoo through a skylight and tried to give the bears to their girlfriends, who rejected the gifts.
December 26, 2000Major media companies, fearing competition from church groups, community centers, and Boy Scout troops, purchased a piece of legislation that ended the plans of the Federal Communications Commission to license over 1,000 low-power radio stations to small organizations.
November 28, 2000 Queen Elizabeth II was photographed wringing the neck of a wounded pheasant which a hunting dog had dropped at her feet; British animal-rights types were appalled. At church the next day, the Queen wore a red hat accented with pheasant feathers.
November 28, 2000The Vatican denounced homosexuality as “a conception of love detached from any responsibility.”
November 21, 2000Veerappan, the famous Indian bandit, finally released Rajkumar, the famous Indian actor, whom many Indians worship as a god, after holding him captive for 109 days.
November 21, 2000The common people treated him like a god.
October 31, 2000Umar Husseinzoda, the leader of the Islamic Revival Party of Tajikistan, was telling his people that God had visited a drought upon them for their impiety.
October 24, 2000Three Falun Gong members died while in the custody of Chinese police; 57 have died in custody since the government banned the meditation cult last year.
October 24, 2000The Vatican announced that Sir Thomas More will be designated the patron saint of politicians.
October 10, 2000Hundreds of members of the Falun Gong, a banned Chinese meditation cult with mildly apocalyptic doctrines, were beaten and arrested in Tiananmen Square.
October 3, 2000Quebecois terrorists known as the French Language Self-Defense Brigade claimed responsibility for bombing a church in Montreal.
September 26, 2000A British court ruled that a pair of Siamese twins must be separated even though the operation will be fatal for one of them; the parents, who are Roman Catholic, had refused on religious grounds to give permission for the operation.
September 12, 2000The leaders of Aryan Nations, a white supremacist cult in Idaho, were ordered by a jury to pay $6.3 million in damages to a woman and her son who were beaten by Aryan Nations security guards; after the verdict, Richard Girnt Butler, the pastor of Aryan Nations, said: “This is nothing. We have planted seeds.”
September 12, 2000President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe was served with a lawsuit while standing outside a church in Harlem; the lawsuit, which was filed in a Manhattan federal district court, seeks damages for the death of the plaintiff's husband, who was killed by members of Mugabe's party.
September 5, 2000 Singapore established limited freedom of speech, including the right to criticize the government, in a corner of Hong Lim Park, between 7 AM and 7 PM, daily; speakers must register in advance with police, who post their names on a wall, and avoid subjects such as race, language, or religion.
September 5, 2000A large group of religious leaders met and exchanged business cards at the United Nations; the Dalai Lama was excluded for fear of angering China.
August 29, 2000An American priest who lived in Kenya for thirty-six years had his head blown off with a shotgun.
August 29, 2000The Anglican Church of Canada will require regular sexual-abuse registry checks for all its ministers; Ernst & Young has said that sexual-abuse lawsuits brought by Canadian Indians will probably bankrupt the church.
August 22, 2000 Russia's Orthodox Church rejected genetic engineering, homosexuality, euthanasia, and abortion while reaffirming private property and the church's close ties to the Russian military.
August 22, 2000 Canadian Micmac Indians blocked a highway with bonfires near Burnt Church, New Brunswick, in a dispute with the government over lobster fishing rights.
August 22, 2000Negotiations continued with Veerappan, the South Asian bandit, concerning the release of Rajkumar, an actor who is worshipped by many in India as a minor god; Veerappan has demanded political concessions on behalf of India's Tamil minority.
August 8, 2000The supreme leader of the Taliban said that Afghanistan's severe drought was sent by God to punish the people for neglecting their religious duties and failing to show proper gratitude toward their rulers.
August 8, 2000Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, spiritual leader of the rightist Israeli Shas Party, declared that the 6 million Jews who perished in the Holocaust were reincarnated sinners who rightly suffered the wrath of God.
July 25, 2000 A twenty-five pound stucco ornament measuring four by six feet fell fourteen stories and cracked the skull of a tourist walking with his family in midtown Manhattan; the tourist, who was expected to live, was attending a six-day religious conference called “Changing Your World.”
July 25, 2000The Russian Orthodox Church nominated Czar Nicholas II and his family for canonization.

December 2009

THE GENERAL ELECTRIC SUPERFRAUD
Why the Hudson River Will Never Run Clean
By David Gargill

THE MASTER OF SPIN BOLDAK
Undercover with Afghanistan’s Drug-Trafficking Border Police
By Matthieu Aikins

MERMAID FEVER
A story by Steven Millhauser

UNDERSTANDING OBAMACARE
By Luke Mitchell

Also: Dave Hickey and Wendell Berry