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Queen of England

October 26, 2006 England's Queen Elizabeth II strained her back.
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New York Times

June 29, 2006It was announced that the Royal Family cost U.K. taxpayers about $68 million last year. “Our key aim,” said the Keeper of the Privy Purse, “is not to try and achieve a low-cost monarchy.”
Source:

Scotsman

June 18, 2006The Lakeland, Florida, English swan population, which is descended from swans given to the city by the Queen of England in 1957, was being eaten by alligators at three times the normal rate.
Source:

NewsNet5.com

June 23, 2005 British taxpayers were each paying the equivalent of $1.12 yearly to support the royal family. “We believe,” said the keeper of the privy purse, “this represents a value-for-money monarchy. We're not looking to provide the cheapest monarchy.”
February 24, 2005 Queen Elizabeth announced that she would not attend the wedding ceremony of her son, Charles, and Camilla Parker Bowles, but insisted this was not a snub.
Source:

New York Timesimes

December 24, 2003Princess Anne's English bull terrier Dotty mauled Pharos, Queen Elizabeth's favorite corgi, which had to be put down as a result; the princess was convicted last year under the Dangerous Dogs Act after Dotty attacked two children in a park.
Source:

BBC

November 27, 2003It was revealed that the Queen of England often eats cornflakes for breakfast out of a Tupperware container and that Prince Andrew loves to play jokes on the servants, especially by hiding a puppet called Monkey in a different place every day.
Source:

New York Times

June 23, 2003The new Harry Potter book sold about 5 million copies in one day; the author, J. K. Rowling, was said to be richer than the Queen of England.
Source:

New York Times

January 21, 2003 The queen of England underwent an operation on her knee.
November 26, 2002 Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth's husband, denied an accusation from Princess Diana's “energy healer” that he had sent letters to the late princess calling her a “harlot” and a “trollop.” Russia's Ministry of Education proposed a ban on Barbie dolls.
August 6, 2002 Queen Elizabeth II visited a mosque and took off her shoes; she was the first reigning British monarch to do so.
June 11, 2002 A number of elderly pop stars, including Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Cliff Richard, and Brian Wilson, performed at Buckingham Palace to celebrate the 50-year reign of Queen Elizabeth II. Ozzy Osbourne sang Black Sabbath's “Paranoid.”
June 4, 2002 There was a fire at Buckingham Palace, which led to an evacuation, and the Queen was said to be approaching a “net worth of nil.”
April 2, 2002 Milton Berle died, as did Billy Wilder and Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother.
February 19, 2002 Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani received an honorary knighthood from Queen Elizabeth but did not kneel.
September 4, 2001Puff Daddy, a rapper, told a German magazine that the Queen of England has a poor fashion sense: “She should stick to muted shades and combine gray, black, and earth tones,” said Mr. Daddy. “Those pastel shades she wears don't suit her at all and she has to do something about that haircut.”
July 31, 2001 Queen Elizabeth's husband told a 13-year-old boy he was too fat to be an astronaut.
June 19, 2001 Porno magazines and a painted swastika were found behind a seat panel in the Queen of England's Jaguar automobile; a Jaguar employee resigned over the incident.
March 20, 2001 England's Princess Ann, the daughter of Queen Elizabeth II, pled guilty to driving 93 mph in a 70 mph zone last summer; the princess just kept driving after she saw the police car flashing its lights at her speeding Bentley, assuming, she said, that it was offering to escort her.
December 26, 2000 Nature, the science magazine, reported that the Queen of England's accent has become noticeably more vulgar over the last four decades.
November 28, 2000 Queen Elizabeth II was photographed wringing the neck of a wounded pheasant which a hunting dog had dropped at her feet; British animal-rights types were appalled. At church the next day, the Queen wore a red hat accented with pheasant feathers.
November 21, 2000 Queen Elizabeth II of England banned the use of cell phones among her retainers.
August 8, 2000 Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother of England turned 100.

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