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Pennsylvania

Oct 2006 Percentage of funds used to get Pennsylvania's Green Party Senate candidate on the ballot that came from right-wingers: 100
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Federal Election Commission (Washington)/Paul Kiel, TPMmuckraker.com (N.Y.C.)

Jun 2006Amount a Pennsylvania T-ball coach paid a player last year to hit an autistic teammate with a ball: $25
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Fayette County District Court (Uniontown, Penn.)

Oct 2002Number of teenagers enrolled last summer in Secure Corps, a "homeland security training" camp in Pennsylvania: 92
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Bucks County Community College (Newtown, Pa.)

February 13, 2013 Pennsylvania judges Mark A. Ciavarella Jr. and Michael T. Conahan pleaded guilty to fraud after taking $2.6 million in kickbacks from two private detention centers in exchange for sending teenagers there. One high school student with no previous record was sentenced to three months of juvenile detention for creating a MySpace page making fun of her assistant principal.
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New York Times

August 12, 2009The Obama Administration abandoned its quest for a public, government-run health-care option for the uninsured. Protesters waved signs that read “Death to Obama” and depicted the president with an Adolph Hitler mustache at “town hall” meetings hosted by senators; at one such event, a conservative University of Colorado student challenged President Obama to an “Oxford-style” debate. Obama declined the invitation but did grant an hour-long interview on bullying and school lunches to an 11-year-old named Damon Weaver, ultimately agreeing to be Weaver's homeboy. Senator Arlen Specter arrived at his town hall meeting with extra security to guard him from irate Pennsylvanians, one of whom compared complicated reform proposals to “a Russian novel”; others said that Specter was inviting God's wrath and that the health-care plan was a step toward socialism. Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill, faced with a jeering crowd, threatened to use her “mom voice” to settle them down. “Irony,” she said, “seems to be lost on people.”
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NYT

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NYT

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NYT

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AP

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NYT

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BBC

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MSNBC

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USA Today

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NYT

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NYT

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WashPost

July 29, 2009A Pennsylvania woman had plans to marry the rollercoaster she loves.
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Metro

April 21, 2009William Parente, a New York lawyer believed to have run a Ponzi scheme, gathered his family at a Maryland hotel, then bludgeoned and strangled his wife, Betty, and their two daughters, Stephanie, 19, and Catherine, 11, then slit his wrist and bled to death. Asked whether the economy makes domestic abuse more prevalent, Richard Gelles, a dean at the University of Pennsylvania, said, “The warning sign is when these familicide cases begin to cluster. In the past few months, they have begun to pop off across the country.”
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MSNBC

December 27, 2008At a movie theater in Philadelphia a man shot another man in the arm for making too much noise during a Christmastime showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
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Associated Press

December 27, 2008A man in Pittsburgh was arrested for assault after he failed to change his three-year-old's diaper for several days, causing second-degree burns on the child's legs and genitals.
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The Pittsburg Post-Gazette

October 23, 2008Researchers using cheap computer software found that showing a person a picture of a political candidate “morphed” with one of the person's own face made that test subject more likely to vote for the candidate. “Candidates spend seven-, eight-, or nine-figure budgets on their campaign,” said the study's author. “So it's not outrageous to think that in a swing state such as Ohio or Pennsylvania, you can have 2,000 people sitting in a room morphing every single citizen in the state.”
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Science Daily

May 6, 2008The Humane Society of Mercer County, Pennsylvania, increased to $1,500 its reward for information about the torture and murder of a ten-year-old blind pony named Kahlua.
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

April 28, 2008 Hillary Clinton gained nine more delegates than Barack Obama in the Pennsylvania primary and challenged him to debate without a moderator. Obama, who declined, reportedly seemed “tired” and “brittle” campaigning in Indiana. “Seniors, listen up,” he said. “I'm getting gray hair myself. Running for president will age you quick.”
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New York Times

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Telegraph

April 3, 2008The Clintons released thirty years of tax returns, showing they had earned more than $109 million since the year 2000; Bill Clinton said that Hillary was “in tears” when he called to say that $250,000 had been raised for her at a Pennsylvania event.
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NY Times

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The Times Tribune

February 10, 2008An album of hair collected from the first twelve presidents was displayed at the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia. “It is an awesome sort of sight,” said curator Robert Peck. “Pieces of presidents.”
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Philadelphia Inquirer

February 2, 2008Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, signalling six more weeks of winter.
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Pennsylvania groundhog sees six more winter weeks

January 29, 2008In Pennsylvania a woman locked her ten-year-old grandson in a dog crate and threatened to bury him alive in the backyard after he disclosed that he had been spiking his family's drinks with lamp oil and household cleaner.
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Boy put in dog cage after spiking drinks

October 22, 2007Two women dressed as ninjas and armed with a sword and dagger robbed a Pennsylvania gas station of cash, cigarettes, and lottery tickets.
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WTAE

September 22, 2007One million cribs made by Simplicity Inc. and Graco Children's Products were recalled due to the risk of infant suffocation.
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AP

April 15, 2007Responding to Philadelphia's high rate of gun violence, gun control advocates urged state legislation to limit handgun purchases to one per person per month. Critics of the proposal called it an infringement on Second Amendment rights.
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NYT

March 6, 2007A Pennsylvania mother pled guilty to swinging her infant son like a bat to hit her boyfriend.
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AP via CNN.com

February 12, 2007A Pittsburgh-area woman pleaded guilty to attempted homicide, assault, and kidnapping for trying to cut a fetus out of her neighbor's womb.
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AP via Breitbart

February 2, 2007A Philadelphia city councilman proposed the adoption of rubber sidewalks.
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iwon news

December 13, 2006Dr. Tony Campolo, a Baptist minister and professor emeritus of sociology at Eastern University in Pennsylvania, said that evangelicals had been “very, very mean to the gay and lesbian community.”
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NYT

November 29, 2006A serial foot fetishist was stalking women in Philadelphia.
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NBC 10

November 16, 2006Despite the best efforts of Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi, Representative Steny Hoyer of Maryland was elected House Majority Leader over Representative John Murtha.
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Reuters

November 9, 2006Midterm elections were held in the United States; the Republican Party lost its majority in the House of Representatives and the Senate. Six incumbent Republican senators, including Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, were defeated, and Santorum's daughter cried. Nancy Pelosi of California, who is expected to become the first female Speaker of the House, had lunch with President George W. Bush.
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Reuters via Yahoo!

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MSNBC

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Boston.com

October 23, 2006Senator Rick Santorum said, “As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else. It's being drawn to Iraq.”
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New York Times

October 10, 2006A Pennsylvania woman was arrested for beating her baby's father with the baby.
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AP via New York Times

October 3, 2006In Nickel Mines, Pennsylvania, a man named Charles Carl Roberts IV, who said he was angry with God, entered a one-room Amish schoolhouse with guns, a bag of nails, a bucket, chains, clamps, and a tube of KY jelly, and shot ten girls, killing five; he then shot and killed himself. “We must not,” said the grandfather of one of the slain girls, “think evil of this man.”
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BBC News

September 13, 2006A judge in Easton, Pennsylvania, sentenced a 73-year-old woman to life in prison for beating her 84-year-old neighbor to death with a claw hammer.
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CNN.com

August 22, 2006The mayor of Hazleton, Pennsylvania, announced his intention to make his city the “toughest place on illegal immigrants in America.”
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Washington Post

August 14, 2006Two wild swans in Lake Erie contracted a low-grade strain of the bird flu virus.
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Yahoo! News

August 2, 2006Staff Sergeant Frank D. Wuterich sued Congressman Jack Murtha for defamation of character.
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Washington Post

July 19, 2006A study conducted at the University of Pennsylvania discovered a positive correlation between education and sunburn.
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Washington Post

July 18, 2006 Wolf-dogs attacked and killed a woman in Greensburg, Pennsylvania.
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Local 6.com

July 13, 2006 Scientists in Pennsylvania found that menarche occurs earlier in girls who live in homes with half- and step-brothers, without fathers, or in urban areas, but occurs later in girls who live with sisters. Such an adaptation, the scientists proposed, might help limit inbreeding.
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Live Science

July 13, 2006A girls' softball coach at Beaver Falls High School in Beaver County, Pennsylvania, was in trouble for having sex with a 17-year-old softball player.
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Beaver County Times & Allegheny Times

June 18, 2006 Pennsylvania Representative John P. Murtha criticized Karl Rove for “sitting in his air-conditioned office on his big, fat backside saying, 'Stay the course.'”
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The New York Times

May 19, 2006A kennel was ordered closed in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, after a cockapoo was found with yeast in both of its ears.
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Lancaster Online

May 12, 2006The Hershey Company opened a new health center to study the benefits of cocoa.
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The Gourmet Retailer

May 12, 2006A woman in Moon Township, Pennsylvania, found a potato shaped like a heart.
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AP via Yahoo! News

April 28, 2006A couple in Milford Township, Pennsylvania, were suing a veterinarian for faking the death of their dog and then giving the dog to someone else.
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Mcall.com

March 6, 2006A study found that laws requiring minors to obtain parental consent before receiving an abortion have had almost no effect on the number of abortions performed. "I would have told my mother anyway," said a 16-year-old abortionee in Pennsylvania.
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The New York Times

February 10, 2006Riots over blasphemous cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad broke out in India, Indonesia, Kashmir, Palestine, Thailand, the autonomous Somali region of Puntland, and Afghanistan—where 11 demonstrators were killed, at least 4 of them by NATO troops. A Taliban commander offered 100 kilograms of gold to anyone who killed those responsible for the cartoons. Other anti-Muhammad-cartoon protests were held in London and Philadelphia. U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan called on newspapers to stop re-publishing the drawings, and U.S. President George W. Bush condemned the riots but also criticized publishers. "With freedom," said the President, "comes the responsibility to be thoughtful about others." An Iranian newspaper announced that it would publish cartoons mocking the Holocaust. Flemming Rose, the Danish newspaper editor who published the original caricatures of Muhammad, said that he'd like to re-publish the Holocaust cartoons and was subsequently put on leave by his boss. Danes were increasingly concerned that their country would be singled out for terrorist attacks. "We make fun of everything here," said a carpenter in Copenhagen. "One shouldn't take it so seriously."
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Arab News

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Al Jazeera

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BBC News

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Channel 4

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ReviewJournal.com

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CBC News

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Al Jazeera

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ABC News Online

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Bloomberg News

February 4, 2006A man ate 173 chicken wings in Philadelphia.
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AP via Yahoo! News

February 3, 2006In Detroit the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl. The Department of Homeland Security monitored the event using holograms.
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CNET News.com

December 20, 2005A judge in Pennsylvania ruled that teaching Intelligent Design in schools violated the constitutional separation of church and state.
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BBC News

November 19, 2005Representative John Murtha (D., Pa.), called for the halt of U.S. troop deployments to Iraq. Duncan Hunter (R., Calif.), seeking to cut off debate over Murtha's statements, countered by proposing a measure that required that U.S. troops be brought home immediately. Jean Schmidt (R., Ohio) addressed Murtha, a decorated veteran and former Marine colonel who previously supported the invasion of Iraq, by quoting a Marine Corps reserve officer who told her that “cowards cut and run.” She was booed by Democrats. “You guys,” yelled Marty Meehan (D., Mass.), “are pathetic!” Harold Ford (D., Tenn.) ran across the House chamber's center aisle to the Republican side. “Say Murtha's name!” he shouted. Schmidt asked that her comments be struck from the record, and Hunter's resolution was rejected 403 to 3, with Murtha among those voting against it.
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The Washington Post

November 9, 2005Eight pro-Intelligent-Design members of the Dover Board of Education in Pennsylvania were voted out of office and replaced with pro-evolution candidates. Pat Robertson suggested that God would forsake the people of Dover if disaster struck their town. “If they have future problems in Dover,” said Robertson, “I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them.”
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Post-gazette.com

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The Miami Herald

October 14, 2005A Pennsylvania woman was arrested for trying to steal her pregnant neighbor's unborn baby with a razor knife.
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Times Online

July 6, 2005At a funeral in Pennsylvania a corpse was given a pack of cigarettes, a beer, and a remote control and allowed to watch football.
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Post-Gazette

June 30, 2005A farmer in Nicktown, Pennsylvania, was rendered immobile when he fell through a barn floor and broke his thigh bone. The loud noise of his fall scared his cows, who trampled him to death.
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Post-Gazette

June 27, 2005Scientists in Pittsburgh killed a dog, then resurrected it hours later with fresh blood.
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News.com.au

June 15, 2005In Bullskin Township, Pennsylvania, four men were accused of butchering a pet pygmy goat so that they could trade its meat for either money or crack cocaine.
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Post Gazette

June 13, 2005A llama was found on the freeway in Pennsylvania.
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TheWGALChannel.com

May 30, 2005A woman in Pennsylvania offered her newborn baby's clothes as a billboard for advertising. “Everyone looks at babies,” she said.
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CNN

April 21, 2005A high school in Pennsylvania prohibited students from carrying any kind of bag aside from lunch bags, which will be inspected.
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WNEP16

March 18, 2005A judge in Pennsylvania refused to let two first cousins marry.
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Boston.com

March 9, 2005and police in York, Pennsylvania, arrested a fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn. The man said he was just petting the sheep, even though it was 3 A.M., it was not his barn, and he had baler's twine in his back pocket, which can be used to bind sheep.
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York Sunday News

January 5, 2005a Pennsylvania man tried to kill workers in a fast-food restaurant when they ran out of french fries,
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Ananova

November 5, 2004Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania suggested that judicial nominees who do not support Roe v. Wade might have a hard time getting confirmed and immediately came under attack from conservatives seeking to prevent him from becoming chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
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New York Times

October 24, 2004A National Guard jet accidentally bombed a hiking trail Pennsylvania.
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Associated Press

September 11, 2004A federal judge struck down Pennsylvania's Internet Child Pornography Act because it blocked more than one million legitimate sites in order to block 400 pornographers.
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Washington Post

May 27, 2004and police in Philadelphia found some children playing with a bazooka.
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WPVI TV Philadelphia

March 19, 2004 Pennsylvania lawmakers were considering a bill that would reward state contractors for using American workers.
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New York Times

February 16, 2004A different strain of the bird fluvirus showed up in Pennsylvania.
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Forbes

January 30, 2004A Pennsylvania company recalled 52,000 pounds of beef that might be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes.
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New York Times

January 8, 2004There was a 50-car pileup in Pennsylvania.
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New York Times

August 14, 2001A New Jersey woman fell 200 feet off a cliff and died after she stopped along an interstate in Pennsylvania to relieve herself. The accident occurred just three miles from the next rest area.
0, 2000After 25 years away from Uganda, Charles Wesley Mumbere, a nursing assistant in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, returned home and ascended the throne as omusinga, or cultural leader, of the Rwenzururu Kingdom, to lead the Bakongo and Bamba peoples of the Mountains of the Moon.
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The Guardian

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Times Record News

April 0, 2000 Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter rejoined the Democratic Party after more than 40 years as a Republican. “There's more than being reelected here,” he insisted. “There's the factor of principle.”
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Politico


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