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Dec 2006Chances that a patient who undergoes weight-loss surgery will develop complications within six months: 2 in 5
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Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (Rockville, Md.)

Sep 2006Rank of AIDS and pregnancy, respectively, among the top causes of death worldwide for girls aged 10 to 19: 1,2
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World Health Organization (Geneva)

Sep 2006Percentage of pharmaceutical trials in 1997 that were performed in the developing world: 3



Percentage today: 18
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Tufts Center for the Study of Drug Development (Boston)

Oct 2005Percentage of patients hearing voices who hear a male voice, according to a British study: 71
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Tony Nayani and Anthony David, Kings College Hospital (London)

Oct 2005Chances that a user of Pfizer’s new Parkinson’s disease drug will become a pathological gambler as a result: 3 in 200
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Mayo Clinic (Rochester, Minn.)

Oct 2005Percentage by which the average amount of anesthetic required by redheads exceeds the average for everyone: 19
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Daniel I. Sessler and Edwin B. Liem, University of Louisville

Oct 2005Chance that a medical study may be inaccurate or misleading, according to the AMA’s journal: 1 in 3
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JAMA (Chicago)

Sep 2005Amount allocated for investigating health-care fraud in 2003 that the FBI cannot account for : $114,000,000
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U.S. Government Accountability Office

Sep 2005Minimum number of prescription drugs currently under investigation for Medicaid price-gouging or marketing fraud : 500
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U.S. Department of Justice

Jul 2005Percentage of Bill Frist’s medical-school class that sent him a letter accusing him of misusing his degree: 18
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Muriel Gillick, M.D. (Boston)

Jan 2004Rank of rhinoplasty and liposuction among the most common plastic surgeries performed on men in the U.S. : 1, 2
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American Society of Plastic Surgeons (Arlington Heights, Ill.)

Jan 2004Rank of rhinoplasty and penile enlargement among those most commonly performed on men in the U.K. : 2, 1
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The Harley Medical Group (London)

Dec 2003 Factor by which antibiotic treatment before the age of 6 months increases the chance of developing asthma by age 7: 2.6
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Henry Ford Health System (Detroit)

Nov 2003Percentage change since 2000 in the number of U.S. surgeries performed each year to treat morbid obesity: +178
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American Society for Bariatric Surgery (Gainesville, Fla.)

Oct 2003Estimated market value of the usable body parts of an adult human : $46,000,000
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Wired (San Francisco)

Jun 2003Minimum number of chronic medical disorders linked to exposure to industrial chemicals: 110
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Natural Resources Defense Council (San Francisco)

May 2003Percentage change since 1988 in the average subscription price of a U.S. scientific, medical, or technical journal: +250
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Prof. Mark J. McCabe, Georgia Institute of Technology (Atlanta)

May 2003Number of U.S. doctors per pharmaceutical-sales representative in 1995 and last year, respectively: 19, 9
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Verispan (Newtown, Pa.)/American Medical Association (Chicago)

Nov 2002Maximum milligrams of speed prescribed to U.S. pilots by military doctors during the Persian Gulf War: 5
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U.S. Air Force Surgeon General (Washington)

Aug 2002Chance that an American filing for bankruptcy last year did so because of medical expenses: 1 in 2
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Debs-Jones-Douglass Institute (Washington)

Jun 2002Months after the building's inauguration in December that Israel used three U.S.-made missiles to destroy it: 2.5
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Amnesty International (London)/Harper's research

Feb 2002Estimated number of appendectomies performed each year on Americans without appendicitis: 40,000
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University of Washington Medical Center (Seattle)

Aug 2001Percentage change since 1998 in the amount Americans spend each year on prescription drugs: +40
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National Institute for Health Care Management (Washington)

Jun 2001Number of medical scholarships that Cuba announced it would offer U.S. minorities next year: 500
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Congressional Black Caucus (Washington)

Apr 2001Tons of antibiotics and antimicrobials given to healthy U.S. farm animals each year: 12,500
Source:

Union of Concerned Scientists (Cambridge, Mass.)

Apr 2001Chance that an American's Streptoccocus pneumoniae infection is resistant to penicillin: 1 in 4
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (Atlanta)

Feb 2001Percentage of doctors at a New York City hospital who report often not knowing the cost of the drugs they prescribe: 80
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Dr. Ethan Halm, Mount Sinai School of Medicine (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2001Number of British doctors who visited Cuba last March to study its health-care system: 115
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Conference Plus (Radlett, England)

Jan 2001Chance that an American who visited an emergency room for a shuffleboard injury that year was a senior citizen: 1 in 2
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National Injury Information Clearinghouse (Washington)

Dec 2000Number of American states in which physicians may legally prescribe clean needles to addicts: 48
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Prof. Scott Burris, Temple Law School (Philadelphia)

Dec 2000Number of these states in which physicians may legally prescribe clean needles to addicts in which pharmacists may legally fill such prescriptions: 26
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Prof. Scott Burris, Temple Law School (Philadelphia)

Oct 2000Average number of corpses per acre at the University of Tennessee's “body farm,” for the study of decomposition: 10
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University of Tennessee (Knoxville)

Mar 2000Number of Parisians who break bones or are hospitalized each year after slipping on dog feces: 650
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Office of the Mayor (Paris)

Feb 2000Ratio of the number of Americans killed in traffic accidents in 1998 to the number killed by medical errors: 1:1
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Institute of Medicine (Washington);

Feb 2000Rank of self-inflicted wounds among the top injuries for which teenage girls were hospitalized in New York State in 1998: 1
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New York State Department of Health (Albany)

Feb 2000Rank of assault among the top causes of injuries for which teenage boys were hospitalized in New York State in 1998: 1
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New York State Department of Health (Albany)

Jan 2000Year in which a medical dictionary defined heterosexuality as an “abnormal or perverted appetite” for the opposite sex: 1901
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James R. Petersen, The Century of Sex, Grove Press (N.Y.C.)

Nov 1999Change since 1987 in a household's annual spending on medical services, supplies, and drugs: -$99.69
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U.S. Department of Labor

Nov 1999Percentage change since 1995 in the number of surgeons worldwide using maggots to cleanse wounds: +400
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Biosurgical Research Unit, Princess of Wales Hospital (South Wales, U.K.)

Oct 1999Percentage of the 2.3 million gallons of blood Americans could donate each month that they actually do: 0.1
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American Association of Blood Banks (Bethesda, Md.)

Sep 1999Average number of different drug prescriptions filled each year by an American over the age of 74: 12
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AARP (Washington)

Sep 1999Pages of the British royal family's medical records found in a folder lying by the side of a Scottish road last March: 70
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Scottish Sun (Glasgow)

Aug 1999Average number of Americans killed each week by prescription drugs: 1,900
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Food and Drug Administration (Rockville, Md.)

Aug 1999Percentage of the medical supplies bought since 1996 under Iraq's oil-for-food program that has been distributed: 43
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U.N. Security Council (N.Y.C.)

Jul 1999Chances that a U.S. Catholic hospital does not provide emergency contraception to rape victims: 4 in 5
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Catholics for a Free Choice (Washington)

Mar 1999Ratio of the number of doctors per capita in the U.S. to the number of doctors per capita in Cuba: 1:2
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Pan-American Health Organization (Washington)/American Medical Association (Chicago)/Bureau of the Census

Jan 1999Estimated number of people who watched a live Webcast of a hair transplant last fall: 8,000
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America's Health Network (Orlando, Fla.)

Jan 1999Number of emergency-room visits in 1997 by elderly Americans injured while snowboarding: 75
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (Bethesda, Md.)

Nov 1998Average percentage by which an American woman's out-of-pocket medical spending exceeds that of an American man: 68
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Women's Research &Education Institute (Washington)

Oct 1998Percentage by which HMO Kaiser Permanente estimates that covering Viagra would drive up its pharmacy costs: 10
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Kaiser Permanente (Oakland, Calif.)

May 1998Factor by which U.S. deaths from prescription and medication errors increased between 1983 and 1993: 2.6
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Professor David P. Phillips, University of California at San Diego (La Jolla, Calif.)

May 1998Amount for which a Missouri inmate offered to sell one of his organs last winter to pay legal fees: $50,000
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H. Andrew Chastain, Crossroads Correctional Center (Cameron, Mo.)

May 1998Percentage of parents who say that they would abort a fetus found to be predisposed to obesity: 11
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New England Regional Genetics Group (Newton, Mass.)

Apr 1998Amount that U.S. health-care professionals owe in defaulted student loans: $107,000,000
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Health Resources and Services Administration (Washington)

Apr 1998Rank of chiropractors among those most likely to default on their student loans: 1
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Health Resources and Services Administration (Washington)

Apr 1998Number of CAT scans a Minneapolis radiologist performed last year on violins: 10
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Consulting Radiologists Limited (Minneapolis)

Apr 1998Percentage of U.S. hospital deaths that follow a decision to withhold treatment: 70
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Journal of the American Medical Association, vol. 256 (Chicago)

December 19, 2012Archaeologists unearthed a Roman oil lamp that depicts a woman receiving a gynecological exam by a doctor holding a vaginal speculum.
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Latin American Herald Tribune

December 18, 2012 Doctors found that women with overactive bladders and restless legs are more likely to have persistent imminent orgasms.
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Science Daily

December 15, 2012A three-day-old baby boy undergoing brain surgery to remove what was believed to be a tumor was instead found to have in his skull a tiny foot and other partially formed appendages. “It looked like the breech delivery of a baby,” the pediatric neurosurgeon said, “coming out of the brain.”
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Colorado Gazette

May 5, 2009Jeff Kepner, a 57-year-old Georgian man who lost both his hands to a bacterial infection ten years ago, received the nation's first double hand transplant.
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New York Times

December 6, 2008Researchers in Brazil found that medical students are often depressed.
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Science Daily

November 13, 2008 Doctors in Berlin announced that they had cured a man of AIDS by giving him transplanted blood stem cells from a donor naturally resistant to the virus; other researchers cautioned that the treatment was of little immediate use, and justified in this case only because the patient had leukemia. “Frankly,” said Dr. Robert C. Gallo of the University of Maryland School of Medicine, “I'd rather take the medicine.”
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NYT

April 5, 2008 Doctors in Al-Anbar province connected a deadly malarial infection to Blackwater, whose contract the U.S. State Department recently renewed and who are currently under investigation by the FBI for the killing of 17 Iraqi civilians.
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IPS.org

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BBCnews.com

March 14, 2008The cubicle turned 40, Viagra turned 10, and Hotel Luxor, the oldest whorehouse in Germany's red light district, announced that it would close for lack of business.
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Time

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Yahoo News

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Associated Press

November 2, 2007 Rudy Giuliani conceded that although his campaign's statistic for prostate cancer survival rates in Britain was seven years old and 30 points off, Americans should still be wary of “socialized medicine.” “If we ever got to Hillarycare in this country,” said Giulani, “Canadians will have nowhere to go for health care.”
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

September 3, 2007 Psychiatrists announced that diagnoses of bipolar disorder in U.S. children have increased by 4,000 percent over the last 10 years.
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International Herald Tribune

August 11, 2007An eight-foot-five-inch Ukrainian, Leonid Stadnyk, was declared the world's tallest man; locals attributed his size to a brain operation in adolescence, and the penurious Stadnyk lamented that his continuous growth had ended his career as a veterinarian when he became too large to fit into a car and his fingers grew too big for him to press buttons. “Doctors tell me I will live a long life,” he said. “I hope it will be in happiness.”
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Scotsman

June 11, 2007 Medical examiners announced that a 17-year-old U.S. track star who died in April overdosed on muscle-rub.
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New Scientist

May 31, 2007An Italian doctor built vaginas for two women who lacked them due to Mayer-von Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome.
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Reuters via ABC (Australia)

May 31, 2007 Serb farmers were exchanging cows for penis-enlargement surgery.
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Independent Online

May 29, 2007In New York, a psychologist named Gordon Gallup announced that semen may be a powerful and addictive antidepressant for women.
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Psychology Today

May 8, 2007The trial of Rafiq Sabir, a physician charged with conspiring to provide medical care to Al Qaeda, began. Evidence presented in the case included a recording of jazz bassist and martial-arts expert Tarik Shah, a good friend of Sabir's, teaching an FBI informant how to rip out a throat. “It fills their lungs with blood,” he explained.
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NYT

May 8, 2007The Milwaukee Brewers were giving away two free tickets to any fan who had his prostate examined.
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MLB.com

April 20, 2007Doctors in New York City removed a woman's gallbladder through her vagina.
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New York Times

March 23, 2007 White House press secretary Tony Snow announced that he would soon undergo surgery to remove a growth from his lower abdomen.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

March 21, 2007To test the integrity of ten local hospitals, journalists in Hangzhou, China, replaced their urine samples with tea; six of the hospitals diagnosed the reporters with urinary tract infections.
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Reuters via Yahoo! Lifestyle

February 15, 2007 Chinese authorities sentenced businessman Wang Zhendong to death for his role in duping 10,000 investors out of $390 million in a giant ant-farming scam.
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BBC

February 8, 2007A study conducted at the University of Chicago found that 14 percent of American doctors thought it was morally acceptable to lie to their patients about treatment options.
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Daily Telegraph

December 13, 2006The National Institutes of Health said that circumcision is an effective method to limit heterosexual transmission of HIV.
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MSNBC

December 1, 2006 Experts warned people with pacemakers that refrigerator magnets “can be a killer.”
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BBC

November 20, 2006American scientists announced the creation of a self-aware robot that can heal itself.
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Information Week

November 1, 2006A New Hampshire orthodontist bought back local kids' Halloween candy for two dollars per pound.
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WSBTV Atlanta

October 11, 2006In Israel, four doctors were arrested for carrying out illegal, non-consensual medical experiments on their patients.
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Haaretz

September 26, 2006Milagros, a Peruvian “mermaid” girl whose fused legs were separated by surgeons, took her first steps.
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AP via SBS

September 5, 2006 Britain's Royal Preston Hospital unveiled the “Inter-Faith Gown,” a hospital garment modeled on the Muslim burka.
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Breitbart.com via the Drudge Report

August 30, 2006 Indian doctors were attempting to treat a girl who weeps tears of stone.
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Times of India

August 24, 2006 F.D.A. representative Dr. Janet Woodcock said that selling the Plan B contraceptive over the counter would transform it into an “urban legend” that would tempt adolescents to create “sex-based cults.”
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New York Times

August 10, 2006 Doctors in India speculated that the birth of a one-eyed girl might be attributable to her mother's exposure to Cyclopamine, a cancer drug derived from wild corn lily that causes cyclopia in sheep.
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Wired News

July 30, 2006 Doctors in India removed a 15-year-old dead fetus from a woman's womb.
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Times of India

July 25, 2006 Radiologists announced that many Americans were becoming too fat for X-rays.
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Reuters

June 5, 2006 Surgeons in Shanghai successfully removed a baby boy's third arm.
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AP

May 31, 2006In China doctors were trying to determine which left arm to remove from a three-armed baby.
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BBC

May 13, 2006In Nigeria more than 150 people, some of them stealing fuel from a pipeline, died when the pipeline exploded. "By tomorrow," said a health commissioner, "we will dig a bigger ditch and bury them all."
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Reuters

April 19, 2006 British doctors criticized China for harvesting organs for transplant from thousands of executed prisoners.
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BBC News

April 7, 2006A chiropractor in Ohio was in trouble for telling his patients that he could cure their ills by traveling back in time to when the injury occurred (a practice he calls "Bahlaqeem").
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MSNBC

April 2, 2006A Swedish study linked heavy cell-phone use to malignant brain tumors.
Source:

The Jerusalem Post

March 6, 2006Only 75 psychiatrists remained in Iraq.
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Democracy Now!

February 23, 2006A hospital in Queens, New York, was investigating how a baby that died soon after birth was sent to a laundry service.
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Newsday.com

January 18, 2006The French face-transplant patient was smoking through her recently grafted-on lips.
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MSNBC

November 30, 2005Surgeons in France performed a partial face transplant, taking the nose and lips of a brain-dead donor and grafting them onto the face of a woman who had been severely disfigured by a dog.
Source:

BBC News

November 17, 2005A new nasal spray made women want sex.
Source:

Local6.com

November 14, 2005In Chhattisgarh, India, a three-day-old baby died from an infection when her parents were unable to afford surgery. The baby had been born with her heart in her hand.
Source:

MSNBC

October 24, 2005 William Shatner passed a kidney stone.
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14WFIE

October 6, 2005A new vaccine that prevents cervical cancer was found to be 100 percent effective.
Source:

CNN.com

September 12, 2005It was revealed that, several months before it issued a warning, the FDA had been aware that the Guidant Ventak Prizm 2 DR heart defibrillator had a tendency to short-circuit.
Source:

The New York Times

August 29, 2005 Scientists announced that they had created mice that could regrow amputated extremities.
Source:

The Australian

August 25, 2005The FDA was working out a plan to regulate medicinal maggots and leeches, both of which it has classified as "devices." "The primary mode of action for maggots," said a representative from a medicinal maggot firm, "is chewing."
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The New York Times

July 15, 2005Prayer was found to be no help for heart patients.
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BBC News

June 30, 2005In New Zealand a baby boy undergoing penis-enlargement treatment was accidentally given ten times the recommended dose of testosterone by his nurse, causing the boy to become angry and irritable and to develop pubic hair. A doctor warned that the baby might also suffer from painful erections, but that problem had yet to arise.
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Stuff.co.nz

June 26, 2005 Bangladeshi doctors removed a dead fetus from the abdomen of a teenage boy.
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BBC News

June 9, 2005 Plastic surgery on women's genitalia was becoming more popular; surgeons reported that they were keeping busy plumping outer labias, tightening vaginas, and restoring hymens.
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MSNBC

April 10, 2005Many conservative American pharmacists were refusing to dispense birth control.
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BBC News

March 23, 2005Senator Bill Frist--a doctor who as a Harvard medical student adopted pound cats as pets, then killed them to practice his surgical technique--diagnosed Terri Schiavo from afar, suggesting that her condition could improve.
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New York Times

March 23, 2005Only 17 percent of large- and medium-sized employers were fully covering the cost of their employees' health premiums.
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New York Times

March 21, 2005A woman in India committed suicide so that her two blind sons could each receive one of her eyes. Doctors said there was little chance that such a transplant would work.
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Reuters

March 20, 2005Schiavo's husband, who wants to let her die, wondered why Congress was expending so much energy on the case. “Why doesn't Congress worry about people not having health insurance?” he asked. “Or the budget? Let's talk about all the children who don't have homes.” Schiavo described House Majority leader Tom DeLay, who is leading the fight to reinsert Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, as a “little slithering snake.”
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The Terri Schiavo Case

March 16, 2005The Department of Homeland Security was preparing for: the detonation of a ten-kiloton nuclear device; a biological attack with aerosolized anthrax; an outbreak of pneumonic plague; a flu pandemic starting in south China; the spraying of a chemical blister agent over a football stadium; an attack on an oil refinery; the explosion of a tank of chlorine; a 7.2-magnitude earthquake; a major hurricane in a metropolitan area; three Cesium-137 dirty bombs going off in three different cities, each contaminating thirty-six city blocks; the detonation of improvised bombs in sports stadiums and emergency rooms; liquid anthrax in ground beef; a foot-and-mouth disease outbreak; and a cyber attack on the nation's financial infrastructure.
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The New York Times

March 14, 2005A North Carolina dentist was in trouble for filling syringes with his semen and squirting it into the mouths of several female patients.
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AP

December 24, 2004Studies showed that doctors were much more likely to kill themselves than the general population.
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The Times of India

December 24, 2004A study found that doctors talk less when treating white patients than they do when treating black patients.
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AJC.com

December 24, 2004A study showed that 22 percent of medical devices were not adequately studied.
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Boston.com

December 23, 2004A study found that nearly three quarters of doctors believe in miracles.
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WorldNetDaily

December 21, 2004Paralyzed rats, injected with brain cells culled from human embryos, were rising up and walking.
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AP

October 15, 2004An Australian doctor claimed that one of his patients had a sleep disorder that caused her to sneak out of her house at night and have sex with strangers.
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Associated Press

September 3, 2004 Bill Clinton underwent quadruple heart bypass surgery.
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MTV

August 31, 2004It was discovered that full-body CT scans expose patients to the same level of radiation that people a few miles from Hiroshima received in World War II, and that the scans increase one's risk of developing cancer.
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New Scientist

July 24, 2004 Janssen Pharmaceutica Products, a unit of Johnson & Johnson, warned doctors that it had "minimized potentially fatal risks, and made misleading claims" about Risperdal, an anti-schizophrenia drug; the drug can cause stroke, diabetes, and other fatal complications, the company said, and contrary to claims on the label it is not safer than similar drugs. It was reported that some boys who were given Risperdal in Florida, where it is used as a "chemical restraint" in state facilities, developed lactating breasts.
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Miami Herald

July 23, 2004A new study of the evidence suggested that Napoleon died from getting too many enemas.
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New Scientist

July 16, 2004Boston Scientific Corporation recalled 85,000 drug-coated heart stents.
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Reuters

July 9, 2004Four organ-transplant recipients died from rabies; all four received tissue from the same infected donor.
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New York Times

June 24, 2004New research suggested that needle biopsies might help spread breast cancer to the sentinel node.
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Reuters

April 29, 2004Scientists developed a type of computer made of DNA that they hope could someday diagnose and treat diseases from inside the particular human cells that require treatment.
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UPI

April 27, 2004A clinical trial suggested that stem cell therapy might be able to heal broken hearts.
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Nature.com

February 14, 2004An FDA advisory panel recommended widespread testing for mad cow disease, saying that absent such testing there is no way to assess the risk of transmission from meat, drugs, vaccines, cosmetics, or dietary supplements.
Source:

New York Times

February 13, 2004Attorney General John Ashcroft defended issuing subpoenas for abortion records and said that the records were necessary to find out whether doctors who have sued to overturn the ban on so-called partial-birth abortions are telling the truth when they say they have performed the procedure out of medical necessity.
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New York Times

February 13, 2004Three pharmacists were fired in Denton, Texas, for refusing to fill a prescription for emergency contraception.
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New York Times

February 9, 2004A two-headed baby died after doctors removed its "parasitic head."
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New Scientist

February 1, 2004 China reported a new SARS case after the patient had already recovered.
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Associated Press

January 8, 2004The popularity of herbal medicines, environmentalists warned, threatens to wipe out thousands of wild medicinal plant species.
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New Scientist

January 2, 2004A new study found that CAT scans might permanently damage young children's brains.
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Guardian

December 29, 2003A psychiatrist declared that Armin Meiwes, the famous German cannibal, is sane but would benefit from psychotherapy.
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Associated Press

December 22, 2003 British health officials reported the first possible transmission of mad cow disease to a human via blood transfusion.
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Nature.com

December 16, 2003 Colin Powell underwent surgery for prostate cancer.
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New York Times

December 8, 2003President George W. Bush signed a $400 billion Medicare bill that will provide a prescription-drug benefit to elderly Americans; the bill permits private insurance companies to compete with Medicare, which many think will destroy the program, but bans policies that would cover gaps in the drug benefit on the theory that people with good prescription coverage take too many pills and drive up medical costs.
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Associated Press, New York Times

November 27, 2003Clinical trials of an "orgasmatron" were underway in North Carolina.
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New Scientist

November 19, 2003Britain's Royal College of Surgeons said that face transplants, though technically possible, probably should not be performed.
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New Scientist

November 4, 2003A new study found that tiny golden "nano-bullets" could be used in the future to destroy cancer tumors.
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New Scientist

October 27, 2003 Autopsies of 11 people in Pennsylvania revealed high concentrations of cadmium, a toxic metal.
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Associated Press

October 22, 2003The U.S. Senate banned "partial-birth abortions," a procedure known by doctors as "intact dilation and extraction."
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New York Times

October 20, 2003 Tony Blair was hospitalized with heart palpitations and was told to take it easy.
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Reuters

October 20, 2003 Australian doctors warned people not to eat slugs.
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Ananova

September 29, 2003The Bush Administration relaxed regulations governing nursing homes so that people with only one day of training can feed patients who are unable to feed themselves.
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New York Times

September 18, 2003 Burmese opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi was hospitalized and underwent surgery for an unknown gynecological condition.
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BBC

September 16, 2003Canada's government-grown medical marijuana was getting very poor reviews.
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Reuters

August 29, 2003Hospitals in the United States were having a hard time meeting the growing demand for stomach-reduction surgery.
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New York Times

August 26, 2003 British health officials apologized for telling a black woman whose lower leg was scheduled to be amputated that she would have to pay $4,700 if she wanted her prosthesis to match her skin color; a white limb, she was told, would be covered by the National Health Service.
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Reuters

August 2, 2003Johns Hopkins University's medical center announced that it had been the first in the nation to perform three simultaneous kidney transplants.
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New York Times

July 25, 2003The FDA approved a hormone shot for short kids.
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AP

July 21, 2003Austrian surgeons conducted the first successful transplant of a human tongue.
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AP

January 21, 2003 A new study found that surgeons leave tools inside about 1,500 patients every year.
May 21, 2002 Medical marijuana advocates were complaining about the quality of the government-grown pot being provided to patients in California.
May 14, 2002 German scientists announced that they had grown carrots genetically modified to produce the vaccine for hepatitis B.
May 14, 2002 The director of the National Zoo in Washington, D.C., refused to hand over the medical records of a dead giraffe, saying that the doctor-patient confidentiality rule applied “in principle” to animals.
December 18, 2001The Drug Enforcement Agency agreed for the first time in two decades to permit research on the medical effectiveness of marijuana; the agency also decided to ban any food products that contain trace amounts of THC, the active ingredient in pot, which is a problem for many natural-foods companies that use hempseed or hempseed oil in their products. “Pasta, tortilla chips, candy bars, nutritional bars, salad dressings, sauces, cheeses, ice cream, and beer” containing hemp have been banned, but not hats, shirts, lotion, paper, or rope, because they “do not cause THC to enter the human body.”
December 11, 2001Believing that his penis was a “cobra” driving him to sin, a Filipino farmer lopped it off with his machete and cast it away. “He wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree,” his mother reported. Doctors reconstructed the penis, though at considerably shorter length, and said the man would still be able to have children.
December 4, 2001Raelians wish to clone full-grown humans into whom memories and such can be downloaded: “That is what interests us — it is to be able to live eternally through several bodies.” “The use of embryos to clone is wrong,” President Bush declared. “We should not as a society grow life to destroy life.” Objections by the United States prevented an international agreement that would have limited the advertising of tobacco products, which are estimated to kill 4 million people each year.
November 13, 2001Federal agents, who now believe the anthrax to be the work of a lone domestic terrorist, still have not gotten around to locating all the labs in the United States where the bacteria can be legally handled, though they were busy cracking down on medical marijuana in California and assisted suicide in Oregon.
November 13, 2001A couple in Colorado who because of their religious beliefs allowed their 13-year-old daughter to die of diabetes and gangrene without medical treatment were sentenced to 20 months' probation and 1,300 hours of community service. They were also required to provide medical insurance for their remaining 12 children.
November 13, 2001American doctors were concerned about the ethics of treating people who had received organ transplants in China, where executed prisoners are the most common organ donors.
October 30, 2001Northern Alliance soldiers in Afghanistan were upset that the American bombing was so paltry that it was raising Taliban morale: “If the United States did this for a hundred years, it's not enough.” There was a report that American forces had passed up a chance to destroy a convoy carrying Taliban leader Mulla Omar Mohammed because they didn't have authority to do so.
September 25, 2001Video-game makers delayed introducing several new titles; WTC Defender, a video game in which players try to shoot down airplanes before they destroy the World Trade Center, was removed from the Internet.
September 25, 2001 Doctors in the United States used a remotely controlled robot to remove a gallbladder from a patient in France, inaugurating a new era of globalized surgery.
September 25, 2001Another disabled child won a lawsuit against doctors in France based on the argument that she should have been aborted.
September 11, 2001 Medical staff at an old-folks' home in Denmark claimed that porn and prostitutes do more good than drugs in treating the elderly.
August 28, 2001A 36-year-old Peruvian man chopped off his testicles to protest his low wages; last year he amputated his penis because he was unemployed.
August 21, 2001Celltech Pharmaceuticals, the maker of Metadate CD, an attention-deficit-disorder drug, was using a cartoon superhero in its brochures: “A new hero for ADHD patients is here!”
August 7, 2001The United States House of Representatives voted to ban human cloning for both reproduction and medical research; the measure also prohibits the sale of treatments derived from such procedures.
August 7, 2001 Canada's very cool medical marijuana law went into effect.
August 7, 2001After two weeks of flying lessons, a Pizza Hut employee took off in an airplane from the Florida Keys on his first solo flight and ended up in Cuba, where he suffered a “hard landing” and was hospitalized.
July 31, 2001 Japanese scientists invented a bionic suit to help nurses lift patients.
July 17, 2001As President Bush continued to ponder the political expediencies of permitting or banning federal funding for embryonic stem cell research, science was marching on, aided and comforted by medical ethicists.
July 17, 2001One company was using donated eggs and sperm to create human embryos from which stem cells could be harvested, a procedure that destroys the embryos.
July 17, 2001A French court upheld a “right not to be born” and awarded damages to the families of three children who would have been aborted if doctors had detected their deformities.
July 10, 2001The Bush Administration drafted a new policy that would let states define unborn children as persons eligible for medical coverage.
June 26, 2001 Doctors in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, removed 26 ounces of material, including 222 rusty nails, from the stomach of a crazy man.
June 19, 2001Holland's “abortion ship,” Women on Waves, was unable to pick up Irish women and give them abortions because it lacked a Dutch permit to perform medical procedures and an Irish permit to take on passengers.
May 29, 2001 Doctors in Egypt removed a 100-pound cyst from the stomach of a 17-year-old girl.
May 29, 2001Surgeons removed a beer-can ring-pull from the lung of a New Zealand man.
May 1, 2001 Biologists persuaded embryonic stem cells from a mouse to generate insulin-producing organs; other scientists proved that therapeutic cloning, a procedure that also uses cells from an embryo, can produce tissue for any part of a mouse's body.
May 1, 2001 Britain's Ministry of Defense admitted that the British army had paid for a number of female soldiers to have breast augmentation surgery: “This is not done purely on cosmetic grounds, but as a last resort,” a spokesman said.
April 17, 2001 Doctors in Singapore successfully separated a pair of Siamese twins who were joined at the head; the operation, which took five days, was particularly difficult because the girls' brains were partially fused.
April 10, 2001 Israeli religious leaders declared that Viagra was not kosher for Passover, though a rabbi can authorize its use “in the event of urgent medical need.” Customs officials in New York arrested a Canadian stripper who tried to smuggle 78,771 hits of ecstasy into the United States inside some Legos.
April 3, 2001Anti-abortion activists won the right to publish a hit list of doctors who perform abortions; the list, called the “Nuremberg Files,” appears on a website and gives personal details such as address, license plate numbers, and names of relatives.
March 20, 2001 Afghanistan's ruling Taliban sacrificed 100 cows to atone for being so slow to destroy ancient stone statues of the Buddha.
March 13, 2001Twenty-five thousand body parts, including nine hundred baby hearts, were found in hospitals and other institutions in Australia.
March 13, 2001A study found that injecting fetal cells directly into the brains of Parkinson's patients does not help them; in fact, it caused some patients to writhe and jerk spontaneously.
March 13, 2001An Australian physicist warned that invisible asteroids made out of “mirror matter,” a form of invisible dark matter, could strike the earth and destroy us all.
February 13, 2001A drug used to cure sleeping sickness—which infects about 300,000 Africans a year, makes them go crazy, and kills them—was back in production after its former manufacturer discovered that it removes facial hair on women, thus ensuring a lucrative Western market for the drug; Doctors Without Borders had been down to its last 1,000 doses.
February 13, 2001A British hospital apologized to plastic-surgery patients for selling their surplus skin to the Defense Evaluation and Research Agency for chemical-weapons research.
February 13, 2001The Roman emperor Claudius was poisoned by his wife Agrippina, the mother of Nero, a medical researcher announced after studying Claudius' symptoms.
February 13, 2001A Dutch man was hospitalized in the Hague after he jumped, three times, from a bridge in three successive suicide attempts; police found him back up on the bridge, suffering from hypothermia, staring down at the icy depths.
February 6, 2001People in Malaysia were tearing up forests looking for tongkat ali, a traditional medicine that, according to researchers, stimulates the libido of rats.
December 26, 2000 Canada's Health Ministry gave a $3.8 million contract to a company that will grow medical marijuana in a mine deep below a lake in Flin Flon, Manitoba, a famously remote town where there is little to do but play hockey and smoke medical marijuana.
December 12, 2000 British scientists succeeded in making marijuana soluble, which could enable a wide array of medical uses for the drug.
December 5, 2000Holland legalized the killing of terminally ill patients by doctors; a provision that would have allowed children to choose death was withdrawn.
November 28, 2000 Dick Cheney had an itsy-bitsy heart attack, which was described by his doctors as “the smallest possible heart attack that a person could have that could still be classified as a heart attack”; one of his coronary arteries was “about 90 to 95 percent blocked.”
November 21, 2000Shobha Guruputrayya Sutturmath, a 14-year-old girl in the Indian village of Maradur, was attracting attention for her ability to cry stones; doctors concluded that Shobha was slipping small stones under her eyelids, which then fell out to the amazement of all.
November 14, 2000Jodie and Mary, a pair of Siamese twins in Britain, were separated pursuant to a court order which concluded that Mary, being “incapable of independent existence,” was “designated for death.” Jodie was doing fine; doctors said they might put a mirror next to her to lessen the loss of her sister. Mary “sadly died,” the hospital said, “despite all the best efforts of the medical team.” It was unclear what the team hoped to accomplish; she had no heart, no lungs.
November 14, 2000Herpes virus 8, which causes Kaposi's sarcoma, a skin cancer that commonly afflicts AIDS patients, may be spread by kissing, according to a new study.
November 7, 2000Questions emerged about the safety of Lotronex, a drug used to treat irritable bowel syndrome; in its first eight months on the market, five patients died, several had surgery on their bowels, one colon was removed entirely, and forty-nine people came down with ischemic colitis, which can kill.
October 31, 2000The House of Representatives voted to establish retirement homes for chimpanzees who have been the subject of medical experiments.
October 10, 2000A baby was born who was bred in a test tube and genetically selected to be compatible with his sister, who received a stem-cell transplant that might save her from leukemia.
September 26, 2000 Britain's Task Force on Near Earth Objects issued a report calling for the establishment of an early warning system to help protect the earth from a collision with a major asteroid, 900 of which are in orbits that cross the earth's; an encounter with any one of them could destroy civilization.
September 19, 2000Former Indonesian president Suharto, whose son has been implicated in the recent bombings, called in sick again for his corruption trial; the court ordered medical tests to determine his true state of health.
September 19, 2000 New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani was treated for cancer; doctors implanted radioactive seeds in his prostate.
September 19, 2000A study by the American Veterinary Medical Association concluded that Rottweiler dogs now kill more people than do pit bulls.
September 5, 2000The Supreme Court issued an emergency stay preventing California from allowing the medical use of marijuana.
September 5, 2000Some 7,000 Chinese bears were being farmed for bile on 247 licensed bear farms: farmers insert a tube into a live bear's gall bladder to extract the bile, which is sold as a traditional medicine.
August 15, 2000The National Rifle Association accused the Democratic Party of wanting to destroy the Second Amendment.
August 1, 2000 Scientists discovered that extreme pain suffered by infants, who once routinely underwent surgery without anesthesia, may have long-term neurological effects.
July 25, 2000In California, a federal judge ruled that the government had failed to present convincing arguments against the medical use of marijuana.

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