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Fashion

Aug 2006

Price, from a Colombian manufacturer, for a custom-made bulletproof sports coat: $1,020

Price for a stab-proof T-shirt: $500

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Miguel Caballero (Bogotá)

Jun 2006Days after her coronation in April that an Iraqi beauty queen resigned, citing death threats: 4
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Talat Model Management (Baghdad)

May 2006Number of “Wal-ocaust” T-shirts sold by a Georgia man before Wal-Mart ordered him to cease and desist: 1
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Paul Levy, Public Citizen Litigation Group (Washington)

Mar 2006Amount that one of Saddam Hussein’s military uniforms sold for at auction in December: $16,000
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Manion's International Auction House (Kansas City, Kans.)

Nov 2005Percentage change, in today’s dollars, in the average U.S. price of apparel and shoes since 1995: ‒30
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U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis

Nov 2005Price, from an online vendor, of a “Free Judith Millerthong: $9.99
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Lana Sumpter (Bartlett, Tenn.)

Sep 2005Average number of $75 anal bleachings that an L.A.-area salon performs each day : 5
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Pink Cheeks Salon (Los Angeles)

Dec 2004Average number of clothing items an adult American acquired in 2002 : 52
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Juliet B. Schor, Boston College (Boston)

May 2004Number of Holsteins disqualified from the Ohio State Fair last August because they were wearing a hair piece : 2
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Ohio Department of Agriculture (Reynoldsburg)

Dec 2003 Average number of gallons of blood spilled to produce one mink coat: 1.65
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Norfolk, Va.)

Mar 2003Percentage points by which wearing a swimsuit increased the average math test score among men in a Michigan study: 4
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Tomi-Ann Roberts, Colorado College (Colorado Springs)

Mar 2003Number of pygmy monkeys seized from a traveler's pants last December by L.A. customs officials: 2
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Office of the U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California (Los Angeles)

Oct 2001Number of "trouser accidents" requiring hospital treatment in Britain in 1999: 5,945
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Department of Trade and Industry (London)

Aug 2001Price of a pair of stonewashed, sanded, hand-torn jeans from an Italian designer: $2,222
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Dolce & Gabbana (Milan)

Mar 2001Price of a designer skirt made of hamster pelts, introduced in Britain last year: $2,200
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Alberta Ferretti (London)

Nov 2000Factor by which the annual number of cosmetic surgeries performed in the United States increased between 1992 and 1998: 2.5
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American Society of Plastic Surgeons (Arlington Heights, Ill.)

Jul 2000Fine for “nudity” that Mississippi has proposed levying on fully clothed men “in a discernibly turgid state”: $2,000
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Mississippi State Senate (Jackson).

May 2000Number of endangered tortoises that U.S. Customs agents discovered in a man's trousers last December in Miami: 55
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U.S. Customs (Miami)

Mar 2000Number of British women killed last fall by lightning conducted through their underwire bras: 2
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West London Coroner's Office (London)

Jan 2000Percentage change in the average amount of cloth required to clothe a U.S. woman between 1913 and 1928: -64
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James R. Petersen, The Century of Sex, Grove Press (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Number of World War I battleships said to have been built from the steel donated by U.S. women from their corsets: 2
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James R. Petersen, The Century of Sex, Grove Press (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Year in which Marie Antoinette convinced France's King Louis XVI to declare that all handkerchiefs be square: 1785
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Susan Jonas and Marilyn Nissenson, Going, Going, Gone: Vanishing Americana, Chronicle Books (San Francisco)

Jan 2000Estimated number of pairs of gloves owned by Elizabeth I: 2,000
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Jonas and Nissenson, Going, Going, Gone

Jan 2000Chance that a U.S. woman over the age of 40 made love in her clothes in the 1940s: 1 in 3
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James R. Petersen, The Century of Sex, Grove Press (N.Y.C.)

Jul 1999Amount that an average U.S. consumer spends on clothes each year: $1,508
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Initiative for a Competitive Inner City (Boston, Mass.)

Jul 1999Amount that an average inner-city African American spends on clothes each year: $2,440
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Initiative for a Competitive Inner City (Boston, Mass.)

Jun 1999Number of men ticketed for indecent exposure in Opelousas, Louisiana, last year for wearing low-riding pants: 14
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Opelousas Police Department (Opelousas, La.)

July 4, 2008The United Nations brought female excrement carriers from India to New York City to appear on the catwalk alongside top models at a fashion show, crowning one woman the princess of sanitation workers. “This is the dream coming true of Indian independence hero Gandhi-ji,” said an organizer.
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BBCnews.com

June 29, 200820-year-old Kazakh supermodel Ruslana Korshunova jumped to her death from a Manhattan apartment building. “My dream,” she once wrote on a website, “is to fly.”
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Daily News

June 22, 2008 Al Gore endorsed Obama, as did Donatella Versace, whose spring-summer 2009 men's line, which includes slim pants with a “slick techno-fabric sheen,” is dedicated to the candidate.
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The Hill

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AP via Yahoo

June 2, 2008 Yves Saint Laurent, who popularized pants for women, died at age 71. “My small job as a couturier,” Saint Laurent once said, “is to make clothes that reflect our times. I’m convinced women want to wear pants.”
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New York Times

November 5, 2007 Rapper Jay-Z was flashing euros in a recent video, and supermodel Gisele Bundchen was refusing to accept payment in dollars.
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YouTube

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Telegraph.co.uk

October 30, 2007Fourteen children were rescued from a New Delhi sweatshop that was subcontracted by The Gap.
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Telegraph

September 22, 2007The Mexican shoemaker who made the pair of ostrich-skin cowboy boots that former President Vicente Fox gave to President Bush was indicted after the contraband skins of sea turtles, caimans, and other endangered species were found in an associate's warehouse.
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Rocky Mountain News

July 24, 2007 YouTube and CNN co-hosted a debate for the Democratic presidential candidates at The Citadel in South Carolina. After a YouTuber asked the candidates to say something they liked and something they disliked about the candidate to their left, John Edwards said that he approved of Hillary Clinton's record of national service, but perhaps not her salmon-colored jacket. Additional questions came from a Viking, a five-year-old, a snowman, and a man in a chicken costume.
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CNN

July 24, 2007A Washington, D.C., newspaper ranked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi number four on a list of the “50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill.” Other honorees included congressional aides, a Washington Redskins cheerleader, and a police officer.
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The Hill

July 2, 2007In Nairobi Libyan president Muammar al-Gaddafi, surrounded by his squad of female bodyguards and wearing a shirt printed with pictures of the African presidents, called for the creation of a “United States of Africa” and implied that he should be its first leader.
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Telegraph

June 27, 2007Philanthropist clothing designer Liz Claiborne died.
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New York Times

April 30, 2007Police in Tehran forbade barbers from giving men Western style haircuts or plucking their eyebrows.
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Reuters

February 27, 2007Perfect hair” was among the potential liabilities outlined in a PowerPoint document leaked from Mitt Romney's presidential campaign. The former Massachusetts governor, according to the document, intends to avoid being called ”Slick Dancing Mitt” or “Flip-Flopper” and will instead promote himself as ”the anti-Kerry,” a “get-it-done CEO” who hates France and possesses ”intelligence,” unlike President Bush.
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Boston Globe

February 17, 2007 Britney Spears shaved her head.
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AP via CNN

February 8, 2007 Donatella Versace told Hillary Clinton to stop wearing pants.
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Reuters

December 11, 2006In response to the deaths of three anorexic models, the fashion industry held a forum that called for internal regulation. “We would much rather come up with a way of self-policing ourselves,” said one modeling agency chief, “than have regulations rammed down our throats.”
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NY Post

December 7, 2006At the White House Christmas party, First Lady Laura Bush changed into another outfit after it was discovered that she and two other women were wearing the same $8,500 red Oscar de la Renta dress. According to the White House social secretary, “It was the right thing to do.”
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WCBSTV

November 3, 2006In South Korea, where miniskirts will soon be legalized, police have begun using “cyber terror units” to curb the rise of online bullying by the mob.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

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BBC News

October 8, 2006A ministry in Atlanta, Georgia, was sending camouflaged devotionals to U.S. soldiers serving overseas.
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WTVM.com

September 29, 2006A Russian tabloid praised President Vladimir Putin for sprucing up his wardrobe.
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Baltimore Sun via Seattle Times

September 20, 2006A pedigree bull mastiff deefer from Nottingham, England, underwent emergency surgery to have two pairs of ladies' underwear removed from his small intestine.
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BBC News

September 5, 2006 Britain's Royal Preston Hospital unveiled the “Inter-Faith Gown,” a hospital garment modeled on the Muslim burka.
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Breitbart.com via the Drudge Report

June 30, 2006 David Hasselhoff hit his head on a chandelier while shaving.
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AP via AOL News

June 2, 2006A snake bit a woman at a Wal-Mart in Florida. “Thank goodness for sweat pants with elastic,” said the woman, “because he tried to climb up my britches' leg.”
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WFTV.com

May 27, 2006In Iraq over 66 people were killed in attacks, including two CBS News employees when their convoy was struck by a car bomb; a CBS correspondent was seriously injured in the same attack. In Baghdad two tennis players and their coach were killed for wearing shorts, and a Marine helicopter was shot down over the Anbar province.
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ABC News

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AP via Forbes.com

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ABC News

May 14, 2006The Israeli army announced that female soldiers must not lower the waistline of their pants or take in their shirts.
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Toronto Star

May 2, 2006In England the Archbishop of York played African drums and led a conga line as he wore a hoodie.
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BBC News

April 25, 2006 Chinese bra producers were offering larger sizes to meet increased demand.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

April 18, 2006In England a man drowned after diving into the river Ouse to rescue his girlfriend's shoes.
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Mail & Guardian Online

April 5, 2006Three New York women were suing a plastic surgeon for making their breasts too large.
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All Headline News

February 22, 2006The Australian Army was looking for a man who wears an army uniform and exposes himself to underwear salespeople. "I thought it was one of my mates having a joke on me," said a salesman. "We call him 'Donkey Dong.’"
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News.com.au

February 1, 2006During the State of the Union address activist Cindy Sheehan was handcuffed and thrown out of the House chamber for wearing a T-shirt that read "2245 Dead: How Many More?" and Beverly Young, the wife of Representative Bill Young (R., Fla.), was told to leave because she was wearing a T-shirt that read "Support the Troops: Defending Our Freedom." Young later held up his wife's shirt on the House floor and said, "shame, shame."
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ABC News

December 7, 2005 Saddam Hussein refused to appear in court to defend himself against war crimes, complaining of a lack of clean underwear. “Go to hell, all you agents of America,” he said.
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CNN.com

December 1, 2005In Tennessee a man was arrested for firing a gun at traffic while wearing only a pair of socks.
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AP

November 9, 2005Michael Bloomberg was re-elected mayor of New York City for around $68 million, and Jon Corzine was elected governor of New Jersey for around $40 million. When sworn in, Corzine will be America's only bearded governor.
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USA Today

November 8, 2005 Socks made from corn were slated to go on sale in Japan.
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Reuters

November 1, 2005A study found that over the last 15 years the breasts of the average American woman had swelled from a 34B cup to 36C; D-cup breasts, it was pointed out, are equivalent in weight to two small turkeys.
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Discover Magazine

September 2, 2005 Condoleezza Rice attended a musical in New York City, where she was booed. She also went shoe shopping. A fellow shopper was thrown out of the store after yelling “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying or homeless?”
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New York Daily News

July 20, 2005 Germany declined to finance a bald man's toupee, even though the state covers the costs of wigs for women who have lost their hair.
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Reuters

July 11, 2005It cost $75 to bleach your anus in Los Angeles.
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The Village Voice

July 5, 2005 McDonald's corporation asked Russell Simmons, P. Diddy, and Tommy Hilfiger to redesign the company's uniforms.
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CNN Money

June 3, 2005 Berlin police, acting on a kidnapping tip, stopped a car and pulled a man from the car's trunk; it turned out the man, wearing only a thong and collar, was a voluntary sex slave.
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Reuters

April 20, 2005A rabbi had a fistfight with a man wearing a swastika T-shirt in the Kansas City, Missouri, airport.
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Kansas.com

April 11, 2005A garment factory collapsed in Bangladesh, killing at least one hundred people.
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Reuters

April 7, 2005Tailors sewed the next pope's robes.
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USA Today

April 1, 2005The European Union placed a 15 percent duty on American trousers and sweet corn.
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Times Online

March 23, 2005A ten-year-old Vermont boy won a national smelly-sneaker contest. "The stank,” he said, “was from rubbing my toes back and forth and making them sweaty.”
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Boston.com

March 17, 2005 Iraqi barbers were being killed because they gave Western-style haircuts and cut off beards.
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New York Times

March 11, 2005A New Jersey man was arrested for a string of burglaries. “He defecated in at least four residences,” said a prosecutor. “When he was taken into custody, he also defecated, and that was in his pants.”
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The Trentonian

March 7, 2005 Prince Charles visited New Zealand, where he was met by a woman with the words “GET YOUR COLONIAL SHAME OFF MY BREASTS” written across her bare chest. The Prince smiled.
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Seattle PI

February 5, 2005Laura Bush explained that she likes fashion because it's fun.
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The New York Times

January 17, 2005The White House was preparing for the president's inauguration, and it was revealed that Laura Bush's inaugural gown is an ice-blue and silver embroidered tulle V-neck dress with matching satin coat, by de la Renta; Jenna and Barbara Bush are being dressed by Lela Rose, de la Renta, Derek Lam, and Badgley Mischka. President Bush will wear a business suit.
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The Ledger

June 7, 2004A horticulturalist in Florida unveiled a new low-carb potato.
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University of Florida

April 12, 2004Twenty-one poor Indian women died in a stampede to collect free saris.
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Times of India

March 4, 2004An Israeli fashion designer staged a photo shoot along the West Bank wall near Jerusalem; several young models were photographed while posing under Arabic graffiti that read: "I AM A BIG DONKEY."
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International Herald Tribune

February 14, 2004An FDA advisory panel recommended widespread testing for mad cow disease, saying that absent such testing there is no way to assess the risk of transmission from meat, drugs, vaccines, cosmetics, or dietary supplements.
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New York Times

February 2, 2004A pierced breast popped out of Janet Jackson's outfit during the Super Bowl halftime show.
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MSNBC

February 1, 2004Reporters continued to notice sartorial oddities among the Democratic presidential candidates.
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New York Times

January 30, 2004The California Assembly was considering a proposal to incorporate feng shui into the building code.
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New York Times

January 16, 2004 Tanzania banned the importation of used underwear.
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New York Times

January 9, 2004General Wesley Clark was wearing argyle sweaters at campaign appearances in an attempt to appeal to women voters. The retired general told a reporter that some women have "an impression that the armed forces is a male-dominated, hierarchical, authoritarian institution."
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New York Times

January 7, 2004A man wearing a chicken> suit robbed a grocery store in Columbus, Ohio.
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NBC5.com

December 30, 2003Religious "Yahwists," people who try to follow Old Testament lifestyle rules, sued Arkansas to force the state to permit Yahwist prisoners to eat kosher meals and to grow long hair and beards.
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New York Times

November 28, 2003 President Bush showed up in Iraq for Thanksgiving wearing an Army tracksuit; Bush stayed in the country for two and a half hours, the same amount of time spent by President Lyndon B. Johnson in Vietnam, in 1966.
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New York Times

November 18, 2003It was reported that Arnold Schwarzenegger wore a Prada suit to his inauguration as governor of California; his wife, Maria Shriver, wore a cream skirt and shell by Valentino.
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New York Times

August 26, 2003 Archaeologists were surprised by evidence that Roman Britons wore socks with their sandals.
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Ananova

August 4, 2003 Liberian civilians were starving in their homes as rebels and government fighters, some wearing women's wigs and blue painted toenails, continued to fight for control of Monrovia; a small number of Nigerian peacekeepers arrived in the country, and a United States official said that American forces would provide "communications assistance" to the peacekeepers and might even go ashore.
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Guardian, Associated Press, New York Times

July 5, 2003A British woman was temporarily blinded and badly blistered after lightning struck her tongue stud.
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BBC

May 9, 2003The Wall Street Journal reported that women are sexually attracted to the Commander in Chief. "Hot? SO HOT!!!!! THAT UNIFORM!" said one New York mom. Said another: "I mean, that swagger. George Bush in a pair of jeans is a treat to watch."
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Wall Street Journal

October 23, 2001The president flew to Shanghai, China, for the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation summit. He rode around in a limo and pronounced the city “mind-boggling” and “miraculous.” He wore a traditional Chinese silk jacket; it was blue with gold trim. He noted that “there is no isolation from evil.” At a joint press conference with President Jiang Zemin, President Bush answered questions about anthrax. “These are evil people and the deeds that have been conducted on the American people are evil deeds,” he said. “And anybody who would mail anthrax letters, trying to affect the lives of innocent people, is evil.” The president also cautioned that the anthrax attacks could turn out to be “a hoax.” Preliminary analysis of the anthrax found in New York and Florida showed that the bacteria was “professional grade” and all from the same strain.
September 11, 2001Thousands of volunteers rushed to lower Manhattan. Well-meaning citizens created a small disaster by overwhelming rescue workers with truckloads of socks, T-shirts, food. Much was simply thrown away.
September 4, 2001Puff Daddy, a rapper, told a German magazine that the Queen of England has a poor fashion sense: “She should stick to muted shades and combine gray, black, and earth tones,” said Mr. Daddy. “Those pastel shades she wears don't suit her at all and she has to do something about that haircut.”
May 15, 2001A performing rat was killed by a wayward curtain rod at a fashion show in Sydney, Australia; animal-rights groups were investigating the incident.
January 23, 2001 Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist, wearing his tacky Gilbert and Sullivan-inspired gold-striped robe, which he himself designed, swore in George W. Bush, whom he himself appointed president of the United States.

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