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Oct 2006 Days beforehand that Deep Purple had to cancel the July 27 Lebanon date on its “Rapture of the Deep” tour: 4
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Thames Talent Ltd. (Westport, Conn.)

Aug 2006

Number of films since 1960 that feature an evil albino: 55

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Vail Reese (San Francisco)

May 2006Percentage of U.S. megachurches that “always” or “often” use electric guitar or bass in services: 93
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Harper's research

Mar 2006Monthly fee that Court TV is charging for live Internet coverage of Saddam Hussein's trial: $5.95
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Court TV (N.Y.C.)

Mar 2006Amount paid in January for one of William Shatner’s kidney stones: $25,000
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GoldenPalace.com (Kahnawake, Quebec)

Jan 2006Minimum number of American colleges and universities that offer programs in video-game design: 82
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Game Developer (San Francisco)

Jan 2006Price for a vibrator that plugs into an iPod and “stimulates you in time with your favorite music”: £29.99
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LoveHoney U.K. (Bath, England)

Dec 2005Number of homeless San Franciscans hired to be extras in a movie with Will Smith as a formerly homeless millionaire: 250
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Sony Pictures (Culver City, Calif.)

Nov 2005Percentage margin by which an MTV awards-show poll for best-dressed male attendee was decided this fall: 1
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MTV (N.Y.C.)

Oct 2005Points a player earns for delivering a parcel of medicine, in the U.N. World Food Programme’s video game: 250
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U.N. World Food Programme (Rome)

Oct 2005Number of terrorist acts that one song by the Houston-based rapper Arabic Assassin describes him committing: 4
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Harper's research

Jul 2005Amount slated to be spent by 2007 to build a theme park in honor of Charles Dickens: £62,000,000
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Dickens World, Ltd. (Chatham, UK)

Jul 2005Average number of Americans injured on amusement-park rides each year: 7,900
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (Bethesda, Md.)

Jun 2005Amount a Chinese online gamer made last year by selling a virtual sword he had borrowed from a friend: $850
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Shanghai Zhen Xing Law Firm

Mar 2005Percentage of songs on Billboard’s Top 20 list during 2004 whose lyrics mention at least one brand name: 40
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Agenda Inc. (San Francisco)

Feb 2005Amount that makers of the video game JFK Reloaded will pay the player who best replicates the murder of Kennedy: $100,000
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Traffic Management (Stirling, Scotland)

Feb 2005Number of children's choir members from Pink Floyd's 1979 hit "Another Brick in the Wall" who are now seeking royalties: 1
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RBL Music (Edinburgh)

Feb 2005Number of foxes eaten by a British performance artist to protest the protests of the proposed ban: 2
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Mark McGowan (London)

Sep 2004Minimum number of Americans who registered to vote at strip clubs since May : 4,000
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Association of Club Executives (Cleveland)

Jul 2004Percentage by which average earnings of a major U.S. film with no sex in 2003 exceeded those of one with graphic sex : 120
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The Christian Film and Television Commission (Camarillo, Calif.)

Jul 2004Average number of "smoking incidents" per hour in major U.S. films in 1950 and 2002, respectively : 10.7, 10.9
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"Back to the Future: Smoking in Movies in 2002 Compared with 1950 Levels," by Stanton A. Glantz, Ph.D., Karen W. Kacirk, and Charles McCulloch, Ph.D., February 2004 American Journal of Public Health

Jun 2004Ratio of the average number of television sets to the number of children : 7:2
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U.S. Census Bureau (Washington)

Apr 2004Amount spent worldwide on mobile-phone ring tones, expressed as a percentage of the global music market : 10
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ARC Group (London)

Apr 2004Number of MP3 players designed to be clipped inside an AK-47's ammunition chamber sold worldwide last year : 10,000
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AudioBooksForFree.com (London)

Jan 2004Number of cast members of the movie Predator who have run for governor : 3
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Sonny Landham for Governor (Ashland, Ky.)/Californians for Schwarzenegger (Santa Monica)/Office of the Governor of Minnesota (St. Paul)

Nov 2003Ratio of the Defense Department's Peacekeeping Institute’s budget to the estimated price of Jennifer Lopez’s engagement ring: 3:4
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Harper’s research

Sep 2003 Age at which Katharine Hepburn made her acting debut, as the beast in a charity production of Beauty and the Beast: 11
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Me, by Katharine Hepburn (Random House, 1992)

Sep 2003 Number of females on the American Film Institute's list of the fifty greatest movie villains, aliens included: 15
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American Film Institute (Los Angeles)

Sep 2003 Number of females on the American Film Institute's list of the fifty greatest movie heroes, Lassie included: 7
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American Film Institute (Los Angeles)

Aug 2003Number of magicians who won damages from Brazil's largest TV network in May after their tricks were revealed on the air: 22
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Court of the State of Rio Grande do Sul (Porto Alegre, Brazil)

Jun 2003Minimum number of times that actor Martin Sheen has been arrested in political protests: 60
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The Liberty Company (Santa Monica, Calif.)

Jun 2003Last year in which no film, screenplay, or performance relating to mental illness was nominated for an Oscar: 1953
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Harper's research

May 2003Projected duration in years of John Cage's "As Slow as Possible," whose performance began last February in Germany: 639
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Hans-Ola Ericsson (Pitea*, Sweden)

Jan 2003Years after rapper Chuck D called Elvis Presley "straight-out racist" that he claimed "a great deal of respect" for him: 14
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Newsday 8/11/02/ Harper's research

Nov 2002Number of colleges that have organizations to elect John Cusack as U.S. president in 2004: 172
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Cusack for President (Eugene, Oreg.)

Oct 2002Number of Hollywood films released in the last two years for which Senator Orrin Hatch has co-written songs: 2
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Office of Sen. Orrin Hatch (Washington)

Oct 2002Average number of words of MTV's The Osbournes censored per minute: 2.8
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David Katz (N.Y.C.)/MTV Networks (N.Y.C.)

Jul 2002Chances an American believes the government should regulate comedy routines that make light of terrorist attacks: 2 in 5
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First Amendment Center (Nashville)

Mar 2002Chances that a movie released in the U.S. last year was pornographic: 9 in 10
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Adult Video News (Chatsworth, Calif.)/ACNielsen (Hollywood, Calif.)/Adams Media Research (Carmel Valley, Calif.)

Mar 2002Years by which the average life span of an Oscar-winning screenwriter is shorter than that of one merely nominated: 3.6
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Donald Redelmeier, University of Toronto

Feb 2002Percentage of them in hotels awarded a four- or five-star rating by the Cuban Ministry of Tourism: 65
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Ministry of Tourism (Havana, Cuba)

Dec 2001Number of mimes Guatemala's transit department hired last April to administer driver "education" at busy intersections: 20
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Polic'a Municipal del Tr‡nsito (Guatemala City)

Oct 2001Amount Romania plans to spend by 2003 to build a Count Dracula theme park: $20,000,000
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Romania Tourist Office (N.Y.C.)

Sep 2001Hours that Amherst College agreed to ban coffee last term as part of a student's performance piece about the drug war: 24
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Amherst College (Amherst, Mass.)

Jul 2001Chances that an episode of The Simpsons contains at least one religious reference: 7 in 10
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John Heeren, California State University, San Bernadino

Jun 2001Performance of Ricky Martin in bed, on a scale of one to ten, according to his new girlfriend: 20
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New York Post (N.Y.C.)

May 2001Distance from Auschwitz, in miles, of a camp tannery in which an investor group proposed opening a disco in 1999: 2
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Simon Wiesenthal Center (Paris)

Apr 2001Declared value of the jewelry stolen from rapper Prodigy last December after he left a music-video shoot in Queens: $343,000
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New York City Police Department

Jan 2001Amount the U.S. Army plans to pay the entertainment industry this year to develop training videos for combat: $45,000,000
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U.S. Army Press Office (Arlington, Va.)

Jan 2001Total number of hours spent on congressional hearings investigating violence in entertainment since May 1999: 16
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U.S. Senate Commerce Committee

Nov 2000Number of felons enlisted from an Ohio halfway house last July as extras in the Cincinnati Opera's production of Aida: 21
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River City Correctional Institute (Cincinnati)

Aug 2000Number of entertainment award ceremonies scheduled to be held in the U.S. this year: 332
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Daily Variety (Los Angeles)

Mar 2000Rank of Adam Sandler and Bill Gates among the most popular role models with male college freshmen: 1,2
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Jericho Communications (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Months' worth of salary lost by Groucho Marx in 1929's stock market crash: 28
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Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me, B. Geis Associates (N.Y.C.)

Jan 2000Number of Americans now employed as “serfs” or “wenches” at Medieval Times entertainment complexes in the U.S.: 1,400
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Medieval Times (Lyndhurst, N.J.)

Nov 1999Percentage of American ER viewers who say they learn important health-care information from the program: 53
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The Henry J. Kaiser Foundation (Menlo Park, Calif.)

Nov 1999Portion of the words in Webster's New World Dictionary memorized by one non-English-speaking Thai Scrabble champ: 2/3
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Wall Street Journal (N.Y.C.)

Nov 1999Percentage of the tiles included in Scrabble games produced in the U.S. this year that will be made in China: 100
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Hasbro, Inc. (East Longmeadow, Mass.)

Nov 1999Number of films about Y2K disasters that Hollywood studios are planning to release in the next four months: 0
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Exhibitor Relations Co., Inc. (Los Angeles)

Nov 1999Number of films about battling Satan that Hollywood studios are planning to release in the next four months: 2
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Exhibitor Relations Co., Inc. (Los Angeles)

Oct 1999Hours after the Woodstock riots last summer that a participant told a reporter he couldn't wait to see them on TV: 6
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Neil Strauss,New York Times (N.Y.C.)

Jul 1999Number of years that the U.S. military has been using video games to train soldiers to kill: 10
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U.S. Army Simulation Training and Instrumentation Command (Orlando, Fla.)

Apr 1999Amount the world has spent since 1977 on licensed Star Wars merchandise: $4,500,000,000
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Lucasfilm Ltd. (San Rafael, Calif.)

Apr 1999Estimated change since 1997 in attendance at America's top 50 theme parks: -2,000,000
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Amusement Business (Nashville, Tenn.)

Feb 1999Percentage by which box-office receipts at theaters running the new Star Wars trailer rose on the day of its appearance: 25
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Ziegfeld Theatre (N.Y.C.)

Feb 1999Number of Jeopardy! championships won by freshman Democratic Representative Rush Holt: 6
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Office of Representative Rush Holt (Kingston, N.J.)

Feb 1999Number of DON'T IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT IF IT INTERRUPTS MY SOAPS! T-shirts printed by Soap Opera Digest last fall: 250
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Soap Opera Digest New Media (N.Y.C.)

Oct 1998Rank of meeting the Spice Girls among the “greatest moments of my life” according to Prince Charles: 1
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Buckingham Palace (London)

Sep 1998Percentage change since 1995 in U.S. sales of merchandise featuring The Three Stooges: +300
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Comedy III Productions (Glendale, Calif.)

Aug 1998Percentage of Americans who have watched Seinfeld who say they will miss it “not very much” or “not at all”: 51
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Pew Research Center for the People and the Press (Washington)

Aug 1998Amount by which the decibel level of the scream of the new Godzilla exceeds that of a jackhammer: 18
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The New York Times (N.Y.C.)

Jul 1998Amount Bill Clinton earned last year in residuals for his 1992 saxophone performance on Arsenio Hall : $76
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The White House

Jul 1998Fee for which The Amazing Kreskin says he would be willing to intercede in Starr's investigation: $1
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Department of Justice

July 5, 2008 Bozo the Clown and Jesse Helms died, and the new waxwork Hitler at the Berlin Madame Tussauds museum was beheaded.
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CNN.com

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BBCNews.com

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BBCnews.com

July 3, 2008A judge ruled that Google subsidiary YouTube must provide Viacom, which is suing over copyright claims, with details of the viewing habits of everyone who has logged in and watched a video.
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BBCNews.com

June 30, 2008The Maine National Guard has been offering “Flat Daddies” and “Flat Mommies,” life-size cardboard cutouts of deployed service members, to spouses, children, and relatives waiting for them to return.
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Boston Globe

June 23, 2008 Air Force veteran, comedian, and self-described “old fuckGeorge Carlin died at 71.
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WP

June 23, 2008Kyrgyz novelist Chingiz Aitmatov and television journalist Tim Russert died.
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New York Times

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New Yorker

June 18, 2008Kermit Scott, a former philosophy professor who inspired Jim Henson's puppet Kermit the Frog, died.
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AP via Newsday

June 13, 2008After twice watching a video that, prosecutors alleged, showed R&B singer R. Kelly having sex with and urinating on his then 13-year-old goddaughter, a jury in Chicago acquitted the 41-year-old on 14 counts of child pornography.
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CNN

May 26, 2008Dick Martin, co-host of Laugh In, died at 86.
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The New York Times

May 8, 2008 Pop country singer Eddy Arnold, known for such hits as “Make the World Go Away,” died just days before his ninetieth birthday. “He died,” said Grand Ole Opry star Jim Ed Brown, “of a broken heart.”
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Minneapolis Star-Tribune

April 13, 2008 Bob Dylan won a Pulitzer Prize.
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The New York Times

March 17, 2008Michael Stipe, lead singer of R.E.M., announced that he is gay. “I thought it was pretty obvious,” said Stipe, who has been explaining that he is not heterosexual for nearly a decade.
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US Weekly

February 5, 2008 Tom Jones insured his chest hair for $7 million.
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Daily Mail

February 4, 2008A video released by hip-hop musician will.i.am showed Herbie Hancock, John Legend, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kate Walsh, and Scarlett Johansson chanting and singing, “Yes, we can,” in support of Barack Obama, and a representative for John Cougar Mellencamp, a John Edwards supporter, asked John McCain to stop playing Mellencamp's “Our Country” and “Pink Houses” at his campaign rallies.
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Washington Post

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Rolling Stone

December 14, 2007A surprising number of very young actors were among those nominated for the Golden Globe Awards. “If you are old enough to pick up a gun and go to Iraq and kill someone,” explained the chief executive of Focus Features, “you should have the resources to express yourself in the grandest possible way.”
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New York Times

December 13, 2007 Ike Turner died.
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New York Times

November 5, 2007 Rapper Jay-Z was flashing euros in a recent video, and supermodel Gisele Bundchen was refusing to accept payment in dollars.
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YouTube

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Telegraph.co.uk

November 2, 2007 Hollywood screenwriters went on strike. “I'm really scared,” said Oren Ashkenazi, a dry cleaner who caters to Warner Brothers.
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New York Times

November 2, 2007Duane “The Dog” Chapman's cable show, Dog the Bounty Hunter, was suspended indefinitely after a tape surfaced in which Chapman used a racial slur to describe his son's girlfriend. “It's not 'cause she's black,” said Chapman. “It's because we use the word 'nigger' sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say 'nigger' and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine.” Chapman's son subsequently sold the tape of the conversation to the National Enquirer.
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Reuters

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Star Bulletin

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National Post

October 10, 2007The Colombian game show “Nothing but the Truth” was canceled after a woman won $25,000 for admitting to have hired a hit man to kill her husband.
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AP

October 8, 2007 British clergy were condemning the nomination of video game “Resistance: Fall of Man,” which features a fire-fight scene set in Manchester Cathedral, for an award. “For a global manufacturer to recreate one of our great cathedrals with photo-realistic quality,” said the Bishop of Manchester, “and encourage people to have gun battles in the building is beyond belief and highly irresponsible.”
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vnunet.com

October 7, 2007American pastors were luring teenage boys to church by installing large-screen game consoles equipped for group sessions of the video game “Halo.” Responding to concerns that the explicit and realistic violence in “Halo” is at odds with Christian values, Gregg Barbour, a youth minister in Colorado, stated, “We want to make it hard for teenagers to go to hell.” “Teens are our 'fish',” he wrote in a letter to parents. “So we’ve become creative in baiting our hooks.”
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NYT

October 1, 2007 Sylvester Stallone, filming the sequel to “Rambo” near the Burmese border, described the country as “a hellhole beyond your wildest dreams.”
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AP via MyWay

October 1, 2007 Miss Moneypenny died.
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AFP

September 22, 2007 Marcel Marceau died quietly.
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BBC News

August 31, 2007 Princess Diana had been dead for ten years.
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NY Times

August 30, 2007Guitar player Bo Diddley suffered a heart attack.
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BBC

August 4, 2007 Eddie Murphy confirmed that he fathered a child with Scary Spice.
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BBC

July 31, 2007In India, where dung-smoke clouds were warming the upper atmosphere, more than 1,000 people had been killed in recent floods, and Bollywood star Sanjay Dutt was sentenced to six years of “rigorous imprisonment” for possession of illegal firearms. “Don't get perturbed,” the judge told Dutt, “for you have many years to go and work like the 'Mackenna's Gold' actor Gregory Peck.”
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BBC

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Mumbai Mirror

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Mumbai Mirror

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BBC

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ABC News (Australia)

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The Hindu

July 30, 2007 Ingmar Bergman died.
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The New York Times

June 19, 2007The Swedish government recognized that one man's preference for heavy metal music constitutes a disability, making the man eligible for state benefits.The Swedish government recognized that one man's preference for heavy metal music constitutes a disability, making the man eligible for state benefits.
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The Local

June 12, 2007Sony apologized to the Church of England after a gun-filled computer game set in a British cathedral prompted the church to accuse the company of “virtual desecration.”
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Washington Post

April 27, 2007 David Halberstam and Jack Valenti died.
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The New Yorker

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Washington Post

April 16, 2007Angry crowds in India were burning Richard Gere in effigy.
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Breitbart.com

April 3, 2007The estate of deceased actor James Doohan, who was best known for his performance as the space mechanic “Scotty” on Star Trek, paid $495 to have his ashes rocketed into orbit.
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Playfuls.com

April 3, 2007Singer/songwriter Billy Joe Shaver, author of such hits as “Georgia on a Fast Train” and “I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday)” was sought by police in Texas after he shot a “drunk, aggressive stranger.”
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CNN.com

March 1, 2007On The Late Show with David Letterman , Senator John McCain confirmed that he is running for president. Candidly discussing the war in Iraq, he said, “We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.” In response to Democrats who scolded him for using the word ”wasted,” McCain replied, ”I should have used the word 'sacrificed'.”
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CNN

February 19, 2007 Actor Ralph Fiennes admitted to having sex in an aircraft bathroom with a stewardess, whom his spokeswoman called a “sexual aggressor.”
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ThisIsLondon

February 17, 2007 Britney Spears shaved her head.
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AP via CNN

February 10, 2007 Anna Nicole Smith dropped dead on the floor of a casino hotel in Hollywood, Florida.
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The online wire

February 7, 2007Keith Urban, a country singer, sued Keith Urban, a painter, after the latter Urban registered the Internet domain name keithurban.com “with the intent of producing confusion.”
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Playfuls.com

February 1, 2007 Bollywood star Amitabh Bachchan was awarded France's highest civilian honor, the Legion d'Honneur, and was kicked in the head by a camel.
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AP via CHINAdaily

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Reuters via iol.co.za

January 25, 2007Six teenage girls were arrested on conspiracy charges after a list of 300 assassination targets, including Tom Cruise and the Energizer Bunny, was discovered in a trash can in a rural Tennessee high school. “I was very scared, my friends were scared,” said sophomore Lakyn Ledford, who stayed home after learning that student-athletes were also on the list.
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AP via SFGate.com

January 11, 2007Dan Gulley Jr., an Alabama septuagenarian, turned himself in to police after shooting his friend David Brooks Jr. twice in the stomach during a quarrel about the height of deceased soul singer James Brown.
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Breitbart

January 10, 2007Members of the Baker's Dozen, an all-male Yale a cappella group recuperating from injuries they suffered when a gang of prep school students attacked them on New Year's Eve, were asked by police to return to San Francisco to identify their assailants. “The kids are scared shitless,” said a father of one of the singers.
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San Francisco Chronicle

December 6, 2006The invention of rap was traced back to Muhammad Ali.
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ESPN

November 30, 2006 Danny Devito called the president a “numbnuts.”
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National Ledger

November 28, 2006Matt Lauer, host of the Today Show, declared the onset of civil war in Iraq. Lauer's former co-host and current CBS anchor Katie Couric refused to agree with Lauer, insisting instead that Iraq had only slipped “ever closer” to civil war; ABC's Charles Gibson, another former morning television host, said, “You can call it anarchy, you can call it chaos, you can call it civil war . . . "
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Boston Globe and Newsbuster.org

November 20, 2006The host of a popular satirical Iraqi television show was found murdered. “He was a star in the galaxy of Iraqi arts,” said the show's director. “Now, he's another sacrifice on the altar of this slaughtered country.”
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Washington Post

November 20, 2006 Tom Cruise married Katie Holmes in a Scientology ceremony in Italy.
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Canada.com

November 20, 2006Actor Michael Richards, who played Kramer on the TV show Seinfeld, was videotaped repeatedly screaming a racial epithet at a heckler.
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MSNBC

November 10, 2006Fifty performances of “Saddam at the Gallows,” a new play due to open in Kolkata, India, had already sold out.
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Reuters

November 10, 2006 Ed Bradley and Jack Palance died.
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CBS News

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Los Angeles Times.

October 16, 2006In New York City, CBGB closed, but the Russian Tea Room will reopen.
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AP via USA Today

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New York Times

October 7, 2006 Tower Records, which is bankrupt, announced that it had been sold and that its assets would be liquidated.
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The Hollywood Reporter

October 5, 2006An aid group in Afghanistan was showing children a movie about landmines. “I learned,” said an 11-year-old girl, “that you should stay away from fields that have red stones.” At the end of the film, a puppet named Chuche is given back his arms and legs.
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The Christian Science Monitor

September 28, 2006The U.S. military, short of buglers who can play taps at military funerals, was waiting for an order of 700 automated $500 digital bugles.
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The St. Petersburg Times

September 22, 2006 Michael Jackson was considering opening a leprechaun-themed amusement park in Ireland.
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MSNBC

September 20, 2006A poll conducted by the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery found that 46 percent of American women wanted to be surgically altered to resemble Jennifer Aniston.
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CNN

September 19, 2006A survey showed that rap music fans are unlikely to recycle.
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Innovations Report via Nerve.com

September 14, 2006 Russia said that it could send Madonna into space as early as 2009.
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Russia-InfoCentre

September 5, 2006Pop star Prince disputed Justin Timberlake's claim to have “brought sexy back.”
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Contactmusic.com via Nerve.com

September 5, 2006 Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, died after a stingray stabbed him in the heart.
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NEWS.co.au

August 29, 2006Children in Dublin saw a clown crushed to death.
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AP

August 28, 2006American heavy-metal band Fecal Corpse were denied entry to Canada.
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Toronto Sun

August 18, 2006 Sir Mick Jagger lost his voice.
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The Daily Mail

July 14, 2006Police in Seattle were looking for a gang of angry machete-wielding clowns.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

July 14, 2006 Red Buttons died.
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Chicago Tribune

June 22, 2006 Daryl Hannah was forcibly removed from a walnut tree in South Los Angeles.
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Philadelphia Inquirer

June 21, 2006 Angelina Jolie called her income “stupid.”
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The New York Times

June 17, 2006 Paul McCartney turned 64.
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The New York Times

June 14, 2006 Marine Corporal Joshua Belile apologized for appearing in “Hadji Girl,” an Internet-distributed video in which he plays guitar and jokes about killing an Iraqi family. “They should have known,” he sang, “they were fuckin' with a Marine.”
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The Mercury News

May 31, 2006 Elizabeth Taylor denied reports that her health was failing.
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Breitbart

May 30, 2006 Ted Nugent denied both poking his erect penis through a map of West Virginia and urinating on a nun.
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Belfast Telegraph

May 15, 2006 Snoop Dogg was banned for life from the United Kingdom.
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FemaleFirst.co.uk

May 2, 2006In England the Archbishop of York played African drums and led a conga line as he wore a hoodie.
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BBC News

May 1, 2006A Vatican official called on Catholics to boycott the "Da Vinci Code" movie.
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Catholic News Service

April 30, 2006 Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree.
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The Washington Post

April 18, 2006 Singer Mary J. Blige said that she had found God. “My God is a God who wants me to have things,” she said. “He wants me to bling.”
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MSNBC

April 12, 2006Theater programs for the deaf, operating on a shoestring, were trying to figure out who in Congress cut their $2 million in federal funding in December 2004.
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The New York Times

April 11, 2006 Iran announced that it had successfully produced low-grade enriched uranium; to celebrate, men in traditional dress danced with uranium samples.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

April 5, 2006 Katie Couric announced that she would leave NBC's "Today" show to become the anchor of "The CBS Evening News."
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The New York Times

March 25, 2006A Los Angeles judge ordered David Hasselhoff to stay at least 100 yards from his estranged wife, Pamela Bach.
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AP via Yahoo! News

March 19, 2006Tresa Waggoner, an elementary school music teacher in Bennett, Colorado, was suspended from her job after local parents complained that she was a lesbian devil worshiper; the parents drew this conclusion after learning that Waggoner showed her classes a videotape of the opera Faust performed with sock puppets.
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The Los Angeles Times

March 13, 2006A 38-year-old California clown kidnapped the 14-year-old girl who is carrying his child.
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NBC San Diego

March 9, 2006Three college students in Alabama were arrested for setting nine churches on fire. One of the students, Benjamin Moseley, was planning to appear in a school theater production called "Young Zombies in Love."
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The New York Times

February 26, 2006 Don Knotts died.
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The New York Post

February 19, 2006The U.S. Army was using a computer game called “Tactical Iraqi” to teach Marines how to interpret Iraqis' gestures; “Tactical Pashto” and “Tactical Levantine” are in development.
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BBC News

February 4, 2006 "Grandpa" Al Lewis died.
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Newsday.com

February 3, 2006 Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi performed a love ballad on Rome radio. "You are chocolate and coffee," he sang. "The samba that you have within you comes to me as I come to you."
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The Scotsman

January 26, 2006In Manchester, England, the BBC was planning an Easter tribute in which Jesus Christ will sing "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division before joining Judas in a duet of "Blue Monday" by New Order. Later, as Roman soldiers flay him, Jesus will sing "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" by The Smiths.
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The Guardian

January 24, 2006 Disney announced it would buy Pixar.
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E! Online via Yahoo! News

January 24, 2006 President Bush said that he had not yet seen the film "Brokeback Mountain."
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NBC13.com

January 6, 2006 Lou Rawls died.
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The New York Times

December 11, 2005Comedian Richard Pryor died.
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The New York Times

November 29, 2005In New York City, a defense contractor named David H. Brooks rented out two floors of the Rainbow Room for his daughter Elizabeth's bat mitzvah. Tom Petty, Kenny G, and members of Aerosmith performed, as did 50 Cent. The total cost of the party was reported as $10 million. “Go shorty,” rapped 50 Cent, “it's your bat mitzvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah.”
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New York Daily News

November 22, 2005 Chris Whitley, Pat Morita, and George Best died.
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Rolling Stone

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The Star

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Herald Sun

November 19, 2005The Senate refused to consider a Democratic resolution to honor Bruce Springsteen.
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Common Dreams

November 18, 2005 Dick Cheney visited Iraq and informed American soldiers that he was not Jessica Simpson. He also watched as Iraqi soldiers holding imaginary guns practiced a vehicle sweep.
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SFGate.com

November 10, 2005 California voters rejected four initiatives proposed by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. “If I was to make another Terminator movie,” said Schwarzenegger, “I would tell Terminator to travel back in time to tell Arnold not to have another special election.” Schwarzenegger then visited China, where he was greeted by hundreds of flag-waving children.
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ABC News

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BBC News

November 5, 2005 U.S. and Iraqi forces launched Operation Al Hajip Elfulathi (Steel Curtain) in Husaybah, a town on Iraq's Syrian border that serves as a transit point and staging area for militants. The offensive began on the third day of the Eid al-Fitr holiday, which marks the end of Ramadan. “Instead of having my family for a picnic in an amusement park,” said a refugee named Omar Obaidi, “I am taking them out of the town, walking and expecting death every moment.” A statement promising retaliation for the offensive, purported to be from Al Qaeda, was posted on a local mosque. In Baquba the spokesman for the Iraqi National Dialogue Council was shot five times.
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The Washington Post

November 3, 2005The mayor of Las Vegas called for vandals who deface freeways to have their thumbs cut off on TV. “They would get a trial first,” he offered.
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The Guardian

October 28, 2005 George Takei, who played Mr. Sulu on Star Trek, announced that he is gay.
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Advocate.com

October 24, 2005 William Shatner passed a kidney stone.
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14WFIE

October 20, 2005 Republican groups were calling on the federal government to halt all funds to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which currently receives $400 million each year in federal funding. "That is enough money," said Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour, "to build 40 elementary schools."
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CBC.ca

October 20, 2005A Canadian named Gordon Chin was sentenced to 18 months probation for owning cartoon porn, including naked Pokemon images.
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XBiz News

October 20, 2005Lamb and Lynx Gaede, thirteen-year-old twin sisters who perform as the band Prussian Blue, were under criticism for singing songs that praise Rudolph Hess. "We just want to preserve our race," explained Lynx.
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ABC News

October 20, 2005A video recording was released that showed U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan shouting insults through a loudspeaker after setting alight the corpses of two Taliban fighters. "Wow, look at the blood coming out of the mouth on that one," said a soldier. "Fucking straight death metal."
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The Guardian

October 15, 2005 Prince was told he should undergo hip-replacement surgery to repair the damage done from years of performing in high heels.
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Herald Sun

October 10, 2005 UNICEF released a short film that shows an airstrike attack on a village of Smurfs.
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News.telegraph