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Dwarves

Jun 2003Ratio of the top weekly fee paid a Munchkin in 1939's The Wizard of Oz to the weekly fee paid for Toto: 4:5
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Turner Classic Movies (Atlanta)

October 5, 2011Senate Democrats added a 5 percent surtax on millionaires to President Obama's $447-billion jobs bill, and Republican state representative Ritch Workman of Melbourne, Florida, filed a bill to reinstate the practice of dwarf-tossing, which was banned in 1989. “All that it does is prevent some dwarfs from getting jobs they would be happy to get,” said Workman.
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Associated Press via MSNBC

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Palm Beach Post

July 20, 2008“Easterbunny,” a red, methane-covered dwarf planet orbiting the sun beyond Neptune, was designated as the third plutoid in our solar system and rechristened “Makemake.”
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New York Times

April 10, 2008 French and Canadian astronomers announced the discovery of the coldest brown-dwarf star on record, 40 light-years away.
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AP via Google News

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January 24, 2008 Dwarf thieves had infested Swedish buses.
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Ananova

October 11, 2006In Bombay, where the city courts faced a backlog of 16,234,223 cases, police arrested a drunk three-foot-tall man for extorting money from people with a meat cleaver. “Everyone pampered him because he was so small and cute,” said the man's brother. “But he has brought great misfortune for the family.”
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Mumbai Mirror

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Mumbai Mirror

September 14, 2006The dwarf planet Xena was renamed Eris, for the Greek goddess of discord, and the planet's moon was named Dysnomia, for the spirit of lawlessness.
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The New York Times

September 1, 2006A 10-pound, 20-inch-tall, 14-year-old Nepalese boy claimed to be the world's smallest adult.
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AP via Boston Globe

July 21, 2006 Research revealed that giant thermonuclear explosions detected in the constellation Ophiuchus were caused by a Red Giant star dumping gas onto a White Dwarf star.
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CNN.com

June 5, 2006A new study found that the quality of men's sperm deteriorates as they grow older and could lead to an increase in dwarf babies.
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AP

April 11, 2006A member of MiniKiss, a KISS tribute band made up of dwarves, denied that he had tried to sneak past security at a Las Vegas concert of Tiny Kiss, a KISS tribute band made up of three little people and a 350-pound woman.
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The Los Angeles Times

July 18, 2005Investigations into the expenses of former Tyco executive Dennis Kozlowski revealed that Kozlowski had once held an extravagant bachelor party for his son-in-law. “It wasn't like a three-ring circus,” said the son-in-law's father. “It was a nice party. There was only one dwarf.”
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New York Daily News

June 14, 2005An achondroplastic dwarf in Florida named Molly Beavers sued Wal-Mart for firing her from her job at Sam's Club because she did not smile enough; Beavers cannot smile because her face is partially paralyzed.
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St. Petersburg Times

June 7, 2005 Dwarves fought bulls in Mexico.
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Reuters

March 29, 2005 Malawian President Bingu wa Mutharika insisted that he was not afraid of ghosts but did not comment on reports that one of his predecessors had often been visited by mysterious dwarfs.
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The New York Times

December 6, 2003There was rioting in Freetown, Sierra Leone, after two dwarf comedians were substituted for a pair of Nigerian midgets called Aki and Paw Paw, who didn't show up for a performance.
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Associated Press

October 1, 2002 The United Nations Human Rights Committee upheld France's ban on dwarf tossing; a 3-foot 9-inch stuntman had filed a claim saying the ban was discriminatory and had cost him his job in a discotheque.
December 4, 2001A 38-inch-tall Floridian dwarf sued to overturn Florida's ban on dwarf-tossing.
August 7, 2001A family of dwarves won 11 medals in the World Dwarf Games.

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