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Chicago

Dec 2005Average hourly wage made by drug-dealing foot soldiers in Chicago, according to a Columbia University study: $3.41
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Sudhir Venkatesh, Columbia University (N.Y.C.)

Dec 2001Percentage of Chicago sushi chefs who are of Japanese descent: 29
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Chicago Reporter survey

March 18, 2008In response to fury over a handful of remarks made by Reverend Jeremiah Wright over the course of his 36 years as a pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ, Senator Barack Obama delivered a nuanced and serious speech about race in America. “I think it's an obligation of any opponent to use this issue,” said Congressman Peter King (R.-NY), “to make Reverend Wright a centerpiece of the campaign.”
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Washington Post

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Newsday

February 2, 2008An unidentified robber killed five women in a Chicago-area branch of the plus-sized clothing store Lane Bryant.
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Five women dead in Tinley Park clothing store shooting

December 11, 2007Researchers in Chicago used drugs and manipulated genes to control the sexuality of fruit flies, making them gay and then straight again within a few hours. “It was very dramatic,” said scientist David Featherstone. “They even attempted copulation.”
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Fox News

April 3, 2007A Chicago woman filed suit against her dance partner for “negligent dancing.”
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CNN.com

January 1, 2007United Airlines employees claimed to have seen a saucer-like object hovering over O'Hare Airport last fall.
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AP via Yahoo! News

November 9, 2006To protest the Iraq war, a man named Malachi Ritscher committed suicide in Chicago by setting himself on fire next to a 25-foot-tall sculpture called “Flame of the Millennium.” Along with a self-penned obituary, the 52-year-old Ritscher posted a farewell message on his website in which he described the “deep shame” of a day in 2002 when he stood, knife in hand, next to Donald Rumsfeld, but was unable to bring himself to slash the defense secretary's throat. “I too love God and country,” wrote Ritscher, “and feel called upon to serve.”
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Malachi Ritscher

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Chicago Reader

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Chicago Sun-Times

September 14, 2006 Chicago prosecutors dropped all charges against a man who, after security guards mistook his penis pump for a bomb, was detained at O'Hare International Airport. “Humiliation aside,” said the man's attorney, “the system worked.”
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MSNBC

August 24, 2006At Chicago's O'Hare airport, Mardin Amin, 29, of Skokie, Illinois, was arrested after telling security agents that the penis pump in his backpack was a bomb.
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Forbes

August 14, 2006A Chicago ice-cream-truck driver was shot dead behind the wheel.
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Local6.com

June 24, 2006Seven men were arrested in Florida for talking about blowing up the Sears Tower.
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The New York Times

March 17, 2006In Chicago a man named Jakub Fik, upset with his girlfriend, was arrested for smashing car windows; he also cut off his penis and threw it at police officers.
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Chicago Sun Times

March 11, 2006In Chicago between 300,000 and 500,000 people marched to protest a House bill that calls for increased border protection to limit immigration.
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CBS2Chicago.net

February 25, 2006 Researchers in Chicago verified that a quantum computer does not have to perform any calculations in order to arrive at results.
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Science News

December 8, 2005A passenger jet slid off the runway at Chicago's Midway Airport and hit a car, killing a six-year-old boy as he ate some McDonald's food and sang “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.”
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KVIA.com

September 15, 2005 Chicago was considering a proposal to ban foie gras. "Our culture," explained an alderman, "does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures."
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The New York Times

May 6, 2005In Chicago a vandal painted the words “big lie” over a stain on a roadside wall that many people believe is an apparition of the Virgin Mary; onlookers wept as a road crew covered the stain with brown paint.
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Reuters

April 22, 2005Many people thought that a stain on a wall in Chicago was actually a miraculous apparition of the Virgin Mary.
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Reuters

February 18, 2005A scientist in Chicago used stem cells to grow fat tissue, which can be used in breast implants.
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New Scientist

November 23, 2004A buck was captured and euthanized after running through Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
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ABC 7 Chicago

November 9, 2004 Chicago's parks division announced plans to track its employees with GPS monitors, like animals, and
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Chicago Sun Times

October 7, 2004 Chicago experienced its first murder-free night in five years.
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New York Times

May 11, 2004Mayor Richard Daley of Chicago asked the Illinois legislature to approve a city-owned casino.
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New York Times

November 18, 2003Judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals in Manhattan heard arguments over the indefinite detention of Jose Padilla, an American citizen who was arrested in Chicago last year and declared an "enemy combatant." A government lawyer said that "Al Qaeda made the battlefield the United States"; an opposing lawyer said that "the president seeks an unchecked power to substitute military power for the rule of law"; Judge Rosemary Pooler observed that "as terrible as 9/11 was, it didn't repeal the Constitution."
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New York Times

October 3, 2003Garbage was piling up in Chicago,
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New York Times

May 13, 2003Seattle and Chicago staged simulated terrorist attacks.
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New York Times

February 25, 2003 Twenty-one people died in a stampede at an illegal nightclub in Chicago.
March 19, 2002 A 25-year-old calling himself “Dr. Chaos” was charged with storing a cache of cyanide in the Chicago subway system.
December 18, 2001 Greece dropped spy charges against a group of British tourists who enjoy “plane spotting.” Federal officials arrested 35 people for smuggling cocaine using infants rented from poor families in Chicago.
November 13, 2001Employees of Argenbright Security, the airport security firm, were fired after they let a man carrying seven knives, a stun gun, and pepper spray through a security checkpoint in Chicago.
May 29, 2001A Chicago judge decided not to send a woman to jail for wire fraud because she claimed to be a shopping addict.
May 22, 2001A woman in Chicago bit off a man's testicles when he assaulted her and demanded that she fellate him; she deposited her trophy at a police station shortly thereafter.
April 24, 2001 Researchers in Chicago made a functional cyborg using the brain of an immature lamprey eel.
November 28, 2000Teachers in Chicago were issuing report cards judging the quality of the parenting received by schoolchildren.
November 7, 2000 Black city council members in Chicago were blocking a proposal to require the council to recite the pledge of allegiance at meetings because the phrase “liberty and justice for all” was factually inaccurate.

MAY 2008

NUMBERS RACKET
Why the Economy Is Worse Than We Know
By Kevin Phillips

MY LOBBY, MYSELF
How John McCain's Hypocrisy Is Laundered As Reform
By Ken Silverstein

THE NEXT THING
A story by Steven Millhauser

Also: Patrick Symmes, Wendell Berry