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Aug 2006

Amount that a randomly chosen Arizona voter will receive after each election, if a November referendum passes: $1,000,000

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Arizona Secretary of State’s Office (Phoenix)

Apr 2004Hours it took two surgeons to separate conjoined turtles in Arizona last February : 4
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University Animal Hospital (Tempe, Ariz.)

Feb 2002Chances that a resident of Florence, Arizona, is living in prison: 3 in 4
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Town of Florence (Florence, Ariz.)

Jul 2000Pounds of fossilized wood stolen from Arizona's Petrified Forest each day: 66
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Yosemite National Park (Yosemite National Park, Calif.)

February 2, 2009Just after the Arizona Cardinals scored their last touchdown of Superbowl XLIII (which they lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers), a cable channel in Tuscon, Arizona, interrupted the broadcast with pornography. “I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said one viewer. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”
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BBC

November 5, 2008 California, Florida, and Arizona passed propositions banning same-sex marriage.
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New York Times

July 27, 2008 John McCain endorsed a ban on affirmative action in his home state of Arizona.
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USA Today

May 3, 2008An eight-year-old boy in Arizona died after a goal post fell on him during a soccer game.
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Fox News

May 17, 2007 Arizona dogs were advised to not swallow hallucinogenic toads.
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Tucson Citizen

February 24, 2007 Phoenix International Airport security officials using Smart-Check, the airport's new X-ray vision scanner, could see travelers' weapons, collarbones, and bellybuttons.
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New York Times

December 4, 2006A police officer in Tempe, Arizona, was criticized for telling two black men that they could get out of their littering tickets if they rapped. “The dangers of littering,” rapped one of the men, “you will get a ticket. If you ain't wit' it, you better be experienced.” “It's important,” said Reverend Jarrett Maupin, “for police officers to realize that black people do not speak hip-hop.”
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Yahoo News

October 5, 2006Further allegations emerged regarding the behavior of recently-resigned Congressman Mark Foley (R., Fla.) with underage pages. “He didn't want to talk about politics,” said one former page. “He wanted to talk about sex or my penis.” Congressman Jim Kolbe (R., Ariz.) said that he had confronted Foley over inappropriate contact with pages as early as 2000, and House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert vowed not to resign over the scandal.
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ABC News

July 19, 2006Sheriff's deputies in Arizona stumbled upon 100 Mexican immigrants wandering in the desert west of Phoenix.
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NY Times

June 14, 2006Vandals were emptying the water tanks that volunteers place in the Arizona desert; the volunteers maintain the tanks so that illegal immigrants from Mexico do not die from dehydration when crossing into the United States.
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KVOA Tucson

May 15, 2006The mayor of Scottsdale, Arizona, was offended by a new restaurant called the Pink Taco.
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Local6.com

May 13, 2006In Lynchburg, Virginia, at Liberty University (which fines its students $500 if they engage in witchcraft), Senator John McCain (R., Ariz.) stood next to Jerry Falwell and spoke in support of the Iraq war.
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The New York Times

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Liberty University

March 25, 2006A poodle rapist in Phoenix, Arizona, remained at large.
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KOLD

March 8, 2006 Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano ordered more soldiers to patrol the Mexican border. "We are not," she said, "at war with Mexico."
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The Washington Post

March 7, 2006In Arizona a 52-year-old Deputy Fire Chief named Leroy Johnson was seen dragging a lamb into a neighbor's barn. The lamb’s owner, Alan Goats, entered the barn to confront Johnson. "You caught me, Alan," said Johnson, zipping up his wet pants. "I tried to fuck your sheep." Police described the victim as small, gray, three feet tall, and four feet long.
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The Smoking Gun

February 2, 2006An Arizona State University student was arrested for masturbating in a school library. "To be honest," he explained, "the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
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Web Devil

December 26, 2005A woman in New York City was under investigation for putting her dead husband in a suitcase and leaving him there until neighbors complained of the smell. “She wanted to take him to Arizona to be buried,” explained a detective.
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Newsday

November 30, 2005In Phoenix, Arizona, a 14-year-old freshman at Barry Goldwater High School was arrested for raping a 75-year-old woman.
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AZCentral.com

August 23, 2005President George W. Bush defended his policy in Iraq against the criticism of anti-war protesters like Cindy Sheehan. "Democracy is unfolding," he said. "We cannot tolerate the status quo." Bush, whose 36 percent approval rating is lower than Richard Nixon's during Watergate, spoke in praise of the war while visiting Donnelly, Idaho, which has a population of 130, as 200 anti-war protesters rallied outside. Bush also promoted his plan for a prescription drug benefit for Medicare while visiting a golf resort in El Mirage, Arizona.
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Democracy Now!

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CNN

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The Guardian

July 22, 2005It was hot in most of the United States. Many U.S. cities set records for high temperatures, and huge wildfires burned in the Southwest. At least twenty people, many of them homeless, died from the heat in Phoenix, Arizona.
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The New York Times

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Washington Post

May 14, 2005 Wal-Mart apologized for running an advertisement that equated current Arizona zoning ordinances with the Nazi regime. Using a photo of a 1933 book burning in Berlin, the ad read: “Should we let government tell us what we can read? Of course not . . . So why should we allow local government to limit where we shop?”
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Washington Post

April 18, 2005The Mesa, Arizona, police department applied for funding to buy and train a tiny monkey that they can dress in a kevlar vest and send into dangerous situations.
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AP

March 22, 2005A thirteen-year-old Arizona girl threw an egg at the president's motorcade. She was arrested.
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Common Dreams

March 7, 2005An Arizona ice-cream-truck driver who raped and impregnated a nine-year-old girl was sentenced to life in prison.
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KPHO

January 24, 2005 United States immigration authorities were evaluating a program that uses unmanned drones to patrol the border of Arizona and Mexico.
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USA Today

November 21, 2004 Scientists flooded the Grand Canyon.
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ABC News

November 15, 2004 Catholic dioceses in America were buckling under the financial strain of sex-abuse lawsuits; dioceses in Tucson, Arizona, and Portland, Oregon, had declared bankruptcy.
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Chicago Sun-Times

July 9, 2004Confused brown pelicans were crashing into streets in Arizona, because heat waves rising from the pavement look like water.
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New York Times

September 0, 2000U.S. National Park officials in Arizona, hoping to track poachers, planned to embed security microchips into saguaro cacti.
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The Scotsman


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