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Animals

Oct 2006 Ratio of the estimated number of tigers living in the wild to the number living as U.S. pets: 1:1
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World Wildlife Fund (Washington)/The Humane Society of the United States (Washington)

Oct 2006 Estimated amount that a farmed tiger could fetch if sold for parts, according to an Indian free-market think tank: $120,000
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Liberty Institute (New Delhi)

Oct 2006 Amount the Alaska Zoo paid last year to build a treadmill for its 8,000-pound elephant: $150,000



Number of times the elephant has used the treadmill so far: 0
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Alaska Zoo (Anchorage)

Sep 2006Typical length, in minutes, of all-male dolphin orgies: 20
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Janet Mann, Georgetown University (Washington)

Sep 2006Chance that a British veterinarian says he or she has treated a drunk dog: 1 in 4
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Halifax Pet Insurance (West Yorkshire, U.K.)

Aug 2006

Number of giant inflatable rats that U.S. unions have purchased to protest non-union projects: 285

Hours it takes four non-union laborers to make each rat: 50

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Inflatable Images (Brunswick, Ohio)

Dec 2005Minimum number of insurgent attacks in Iraq since November 2003 using explosive-carrying dogs or donkeys: 6
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Harper’s research

Dec 2005Miles per hour of two low-flying Danish fighter jets in February when they startled a reindeer named Rudolph to death: 450
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Royal Danish Air Force (Karup)

Sep 2005Number of chickens trained by European scientists to choose between photos of human faces by pecking : 6
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Stefano Ghirlanda, Universita di Bologna (Bologna)

Sep 2005Numeral whose underlying concept has been partially understood by a Massachusetts parrot, according to scientists : 0
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Irene Pepperberg, Brandeis University (Waltham, Mass).

Feb 2005Number of Britons who have signed a declaration stating they will disobey any ban on fox hunting: 50,000
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The Countryside Alliance (London)

Jan 2005Minimum number of wild boar living in Berlin : 3,000
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Jagdreferent des Landes Berlin

Jan 2005Total number of cats that entered the Cat Fanciers' Association 2004 "Best Cat in Championship" competition : 31,899
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Cat Fanciers' Association (Manasquan, N.J.)

Aug 2004Maximum voltage New York City's main post office will deliver to pigeons during the Republican convention : 8,000
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Bell Environmental Services, Inc. (Parsippany, N.J.)

Apr 2004Hours it took two surgeons to separate conjoined turtles in Arizona last February : 4
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University Animal Hospital (Tempe, Ariz.)

Mar 2004Maximum prison sentence in months for harassing a wild burro on federal lands : 12
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Bureau of Land Management, National Wild Horse and Burro Program (Washington)

Mar 2004Average number of handstands an adult male panda does daily : 8
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San Diego Zoo (Calif.)

Dec 2003 Number of citizen reports on file at the North American Reporting Center for Amphibian Malformations: 2,240
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U.S. Geological Survey (Reston, Va.)

Nov 2003Years it took the U.S. Geological Survey to conclude that Arctic refuge drilling would substantially reduce caribou: 12
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U.S. Geological Survey (Juneau, Alaska)

Nov 2003Number of tortoises that died of heat exhaustion at the Glasgow Zoo in one day last August: 7
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Glasgow Zoo (Scotland)

Mar 2003Estimated number of endangered animal and plant species in the Korean demilitarized zone: 49
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Ke Chung Kim, Pennsylvania State University (State College)

Mar 2003Number of orphaned newborn puppies successfully breast-fed last fall by a Norwegian woman: 6
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Aftenposten (Oslo)

Nov 2002Percentage change since 1965 in the number of hogs and pigs on U.S. farms: +18
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U.S. Department of Agriculture

Nov 2002Ratio of the number of pardons George W. Bush has issued turkeys to those he has issued human beings: 2:1
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The White House (Washington)

Mar 2002Number of years a sheep can remember another sheep's face: 2
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Dr. Keith Kendrick, The Babraham Institute (Cambridge, U.K.)

Nov 2001Number of turkeys raised in the United States last year, per American: 0.95
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National Turkey Federation (Washington)/U.S. Census Bureau

Oct 2001Estimated number of mink released from a Spanish fur farm in July by unidentified activists: 13,000
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Embassy of Spain (Washington)

Sep 2001Ratio of the average time it takes a male cardinal to learn a song to the time it takes a female: 3:1
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Ayako Yamaguchi, Yale University School of Medicine (New Haven, Conn.)

Sep 2001Estimated number of sign-language signs in the vocabulary of Koko, a San Francisco gorilla: 1,000
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The Gorilla Foundation (Woodside, Calif.)

Sep 2001Minimum number of baboons forced to smoke crack in a 1989 study testing the efficacy of cigarettes as a drug delivery device: 3
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American Lung Association (Grand Junction, Colo.)

Jun 2001Percentage increase since last spring in European meat orders from OstrichesOnline.com: +200
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OstrichesOnline.com (Elmwood Park, Ill.)

May 2001Hours of community service at an animal shelter to which a man who made "crush films" was sentenced last December: 280
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Suffolk County Probation Office (Yaphank, N.Y.)

May 2001Days after a rare turtle died in Miami last spring that a local aquarium staff member made it into a soup: 1
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Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (Palm Beach)

Apr 2001Minimum number of stuffed lions that Pakistan's recently ousted prime minister took with him into exile last year: 2
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Embassy of Pakistan (Washington)

Mar 2001Average number of cows destroyed each day in Britain last year in an effort to eliminate mad cow disease: 2,274
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Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries, and Food (London)

Nov 2000Inches by which Iowa's tallest corn stalks exceed the average height of an adult Asian elephant's eye: 17
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Iowa Department of Transportation (Ames)/Museum of Zoology, University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)

Nov 2000Number of people killed by captive elephants in the United States since 1983: 17
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Performing Animal Welfare Society (Galt, Calif.)/People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Norfolk, Va.)

Oct 2000Number of U.S. sheep and elk that have tested positive for a variant of mad cow disease in the last year: 60
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U.S. Department of Agriculture

Oct 2000Year in which scientists confirmed that subjecting newborn rats to pain may have long-term neurological effects: 2000
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National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research (Bethesda, Md.)

Oct 2000Minimum number of months required for a lame duck to fully recover: 3
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Louisiana State University School of Veterinary Medicine (Baton Rouge)

Aug 2000Distance that the silver-spotted skipper caterpillar can propel its own feces, in feet: 5
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Prof. Martha Weiss, Georgetown University (Washington)

Aug 2000Number of leaf-cutter ants required to lift a 10-pound picnic basket: 60,133
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Prof. James K. Wetterer, Florida Atlantic University (Jupiter, Fla.)

Aug 2000Estimated number of fireflies it would take to generate the visible brightness of the sun: 14,286,000,000
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Prof. Cole Gilbert, Cornell University (Ithaca, N.Y.)

Jun 2000Minimum number of aquatic species carried in ship ballasts to new ecosystems on any given day: 3,000
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Worldwatch Institute (Washington)

May 2000Percentage of all aquatic life in a Danube tributary killed last winter when a mine's tailings dam overflowed: 95
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CEE Bankwatch Network (Budapest)

May 2000Number of endangered tortoises that U.S. Customs agents discovered in a man's trousers last December in Miami: 55
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U.S. Customs (Miami)

Mar 2000Fine levied on a California man last fall for shooting an owl with a slingshot, then beating it: $10,000
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Pleasanton Superior Court (Pleasanton, Calif.)

Mar 2000Percentage change since the 1970s in the number of salmon in the Atlantic Ocean: -90
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National Audubon Society (N.Y.C.)

Feb 2000Number of colonies of Antarctic Adélie penguins that have disappeared since 1988: 11
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National Science Foundation (Arlington, Va.)/Sierra (San Francisco)

Jan 2000Estimated number of non-native species that have entered the North American ecosystem since 1500: 50,000
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Prof. David Pimentel, Cornell University, (Ithaca, N.Y.)

Nov 1999Percentage change since 1995 in the number of surgeons worldwide using maggots to cleanse wounds: +400
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Biosurgical Research Unit, Princess of Wales Hospital (South Wales, U.K.)

Nov 1999Ratio of the number of live turkeys imported to the U.S. last year to the number exported: 3:2
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U.S. Bureau of the Census

Nov 1999Percentage of turkeys tested by the Agriculture Department in 1996 and 1997 that were infected by campylobacteria: 90
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Center for Science in the Public Interest (Washington)

Oct 1999Chance that an American who contracted rabies from a bat since 1981 survived the illness: 0
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (Atlanta, Ga.)

Sep 1999Number of Texas and California counties colonized by African “killer” bees since 1994: 51
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Texas A&M University (College Station, Tex.)/California Department of Food and Agriculture (Sacramento, Calif.)

Aug 1999Annual cost of containing plants and animals accidentally irradiated at Washington's Hanford Nuclear Site: $2,000,000
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U.S. Department of Energy

Aug 1999Age at death last March of the sturgeon Nikita, Khrushchev's gift to Norway, after an accidental immersion in salt water: 38
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Embassy of Norway

Aug 1999Number of Washington, D.C., cherry trees felled last spring by beavers: 4
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National Park Service (Washington).

Jul 1999Number to which rats have been trained to count: 45
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Dr. Herbert S. Terrace, Columbia University (N.Y.C.)

Jun 1999Estimated maximum number of hours that a male june bug will cling to its partner after copulation: 2
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University of Nebraska State Museum (Lincoln)

May 1999Number of elephants enrolled in painting schools in Thailand: 10
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Asian Elephant Art Project (N.Y.C.)

May 1999Average duration in hours of the stupor induced in Japanese beetles by the consumption of geraniums: 8
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Dr. Daniel A. Potter (Lexington, Ky.)

May 1999Number of the 25 species seriously affected by the 1989 Exxon Valdez Alaskan oil spill that have fully recovered: 2
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Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Trustee Counsel (Anchorage)

Apr 1999Chance that a Mexican gray wolf released into the Arizona wilderness last spring has been shot: 1 in 2
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U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (Albuquerque, N.M.)

Jan 1999Ratio of the number of state ballot initiatives to limit abortion voted on last year to those advocating animal rights: 1:3
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National Abortion Federation (Washington)/People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Norfolk, Va.)

Dec 1998Fee that an anonymous family has paid Texas A&M University to clone their pet collie mix, Missy: $2,300,000
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Texas A&M University (College Station, Tex.)

Nov 1998Number of wild turkeys in New Hampshire in 1968: 0
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New Hampshire Fish and Game Department (Keene, N.H.)

Nov 1998Number of wild turkeys in New Hampshire today: 10,000
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New Hampshire Fish and Game Department (Keene, N.H.)

Aug 1998Estimated number of firebomb-wielding live bats that the U.S. considered dropping on Japan in early 1944: 1,000,000
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Bat Bomb, University of Texas Press (Austin)

Jul 1998Percentage of all privately owned bison in the U.S. that belong to Ted Turner: 7
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National Bison Association (Denver)

Jul 1998Number of animals that died in accidents at Disney's new Animal Kingdom park before it opened last April: 27
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Department of Agriculture

Jul 1998Percentage of the lab animals launched aboard NASA's Neurolab last April that died in orbit, snails excluded: 70
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Ames Research Center (Moffett, Calif.)

Jul 1998Percentage change since 1994 in membership in the American Emu Association: -70
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American Emu Association (Dallas)

May 1998Ratio of whales killed by Captain Ahab in pursuit of Moby Dick to people indicted by Kenneth Starr since 1994: 1:1
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Office of the Independent Counsel (Washington)/Mystic Seaport Museum (Mystic, Conn.)

May 1998Average number of mosquitoes a dragonfly consumes each day: 300
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The Nature Conservancy (Providence, R.I.)

July 28, 2009A Hartford man smashed his SUV into parked cars after baby snakes escaped from his pockets.
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San Jose Mercury News

July 24, 2009Rescuers searching a Michigan home found 110 live dogs (and 150 in freezers).
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WFTV

July 19, 2009A five-legged puppy was rescued from a Coney Island freak show after a woman paid $4,000 to outbid sideshow owner John Strong, who had intended to include the puppy in his “Freaks of Nature” show. “Sometimes,” said a rueful Strong, “you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live two-headed animals', and move on.”
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NBC New York News

May 27, 2009A white tiger killed a zookeeper in New Zealand.
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White tiger kills New Zealand zoo keeper

May 10, 2009A two-nosed Wisconsin cow named Lucy gave birth to a normal calf.
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WSAW.com

May 8, 2009A New York City cow named Molly broke free of her handlers on the way to the slaughterhouse and ran free through the streets of Queens. Molly's owners, responding to public outcry, agreed to spare her and move her to Long Island, where she will live with a steer named Wexley. “He's been neutered,” said Wexley's owner, “so they are just going to have to be good friends.”
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New York Post

April 13, 2009Twenty-one horses at the U.S. Open Polo Championship collapsed and died of unknown causes.
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Palm Beach Post

April 12, 2009Four baby Stimson's pythons escaped from a cargo container on a Qantas plane in Melbourne, Australia, and the plane was grounded so that the tiny snakes could be gassed.
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The Age

January 13, 2009More Missourians were eating raccoon.
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The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

September 23, 2008Starving polar bears were eating each other.
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CNN

September 9, 2008Scientists at the Norwegian Polar Institute were surprised to find the partial remains of a polar bear in the stomach of a Greenland shark. “There is,” said a researcher, “far easier prey to be found.”
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The Scotsman

September 4, 2008Xiguang, an elephant undergoing treatment on the Chinese island of Hainan, was off heroin and headed home.
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MSNBC

August 8, 2008A U.S. biologist in Barbados claimed to have discovered the world's smallest snake, which, at less than 4 inches long, may be the smallest that snakes can possibly be. Barbadians insisted that they already knew about the animal, which they call a “thread snake.”
Source 1:

BBCNews.com

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CNN.com

July 18, 2008A toad in Australia ate a three-foot-long snake,.
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Mail Online

May 23, 2008 Rats, it was discovered, are more likely to cannibalize their young if their cages are clean.
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New Scientist

May 6, 2008The Humane Society of Mercer County, Pennsylvania, increased to $1,500 its reward for information about the torture and murder of a ten-year-old blind pony named Kahlua.
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

April 26, 2008 Black squirrels, which exhibit higher levels of testosterone than gray or red squirrels, were overrunning parts of England
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Guardian

November 12, 2007It was reported that Blake Miller, the “Marlboro Marine” made famous when a photo of him smoking in Fallujah was widely published, now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and lives in a trailer behind his father's house with a dog named Mudbone tied in the yard. Miller, unable to discuss certain things that happened in Fallujah (saying only that “to kill the snake, we had to cut off its head”), is recently divorced and remains a heavy smoker.
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The Los Angeles Times

November 10, 2007At an Ibero-American summit in Chile, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called Spain's former prime minister a fascist, adding, “fascists are not human. A snake is more human.” “Why don't you shut up?” asked the king of Spain.
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BBCnews.com

November 2, 2007Friday marked Mexico's Day of the Dead, which was celebrated as hundreds of thousands of people attempted to flee the flooded state of Tabasco by boat, helicopter, jet ski, tractor, or by swimming through murky, snake-infested currents.
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AP via Yahoo!

October 19, 20075 of the world's 350 remaining Asiatic Lions were found dead next to an electric fence in India.
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New York Times

October 19, 20075 of the world's 350 remaining Asiatic Lions were found dead next to an electric fence in India.
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New York Times

October 7, 2007In England, American gray squirrels were bullying diminutive, mild-mannered indigenous red squirrels.
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NYT

August 22, 2007 Scientists in England determined that Tyrannosaurus rex would have been able to outrun a professional soccer player.
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BBC

August 10, 2007In India police killed a protester at a riot of flood victims, and the monsoon death toll climbed above 2,000, with many of the fatalities blamed on snakebites. “Everyone is crammed in together,” said an expert, “and the chances of running into snakes, stepping on them, grabbing them, and sleeping on them is much, much more.”
Source 1:

Washington Post

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IHT

July 16, 2007In China, where flooding has killed hundreds of people this summer, the rampant Yangtze River had caused Dongting Lake to overflow, leading two billion rats to flee to the Hunan countryside, where there are few predators to reduce their numbers, as the snakes have been eaten by southerners and the owls have been used for medicine. Besieged farmers were poisoning the rats, beating them with hammers, and sending them, live, by truckload to restaurants in Guangzhou, where diners pay 136 yuan for a kilogram of ratmeat.
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National Geographic

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ABC News

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Sydney Morning Herald

June 21, 2007An eight-year-old two-headed hermaphrodite albino rat-snake named “We” died of natural causes at the City Museum in St. Louis.An eight-year-old two-headed hermaphrodite albino rat-snake named “We” died of natural causes at the City Museum in St. Louis.
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St. Louis Post Dispatch

May 29, 2007 Elephants were fleeing war in Sri Lanka, while at least one elephant in eastern India was robbing motorists.
Source 1:

Reuters via Daily Times (Pakistan)

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Reuters

May 27, 2007Nazi-released raccoons continued to wreak havoc from the Baltic Sea to the Alps. “We like the United States of America,” said retired German orthodontist Dieter Hoffmann, “but we do not like your Waschbaeren!”
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Washington Post via Atlanta Journal-Constitution

May 26, 2007 Cairo customs officials prevented a smuggler from carrying 700 snakes onto a plane bound for Saudi Arabia.
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USA Today

April 19, 2007A 12-foot-long minke whale spent two days frolicking near the polluted waters of the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn, New York, then died. “These are days for tears,” said an onlooker.
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New York Times

April 10, 2007In Hong Kong, race horses suffered the worst outbreak of equine herpes in the region's history.
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Times UK

April 6, 2007A South African farmer received a 20-year sentence for killing a man he mistakenly believed to be a baboon.
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BBC News

April 3, 2007The market price for children in India slipped below that of buffalo.
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Reuters

March 27, 2007It was suggested that Yan Yan, a panda at the Berlin Zoo, died from stress in the wake of intense publicity generated by Knut, his polar-bear-cub neighbor.
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Guardian

February 27, 2007Female koalas in Australia were ignoring males in favor of five-bear lesbian orgies.
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The Advocate

February 23, 2007José, the first native beaver seen in the city in 200 years, was spotted swimming up the Bronx River.
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Yahoo News

February 15, 2007A Japanese dolphin was fitted with an artificial tail.
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DailyMail

February 14, 2007The Navy announced that specially trained dolphins and sea lions may patrol a military base in Washington State that is vulnerable to attack by swimmers and scuba divers; the sea lions are trained to clamp cuffs around swimmers' legs so that the swimmers can be reeled in.
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AP

February 1, 2007Elephants in Thailand were head-butting and robbing trucks.
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Reuters via iol.co.za

January 29, 2007The Indian Army was preparing to hunt down man-eating leopards in Kashmir.
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Mumbai Mirror

January 26, 2007Veterinarians at Aquatopia in Antwerp announced that Mozart, an iguana that has had an erection for a week, would have to have one of his two penises amputated.
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Reuters via the Australian

January 25, 2007 Scientists in Jena, Germany, who had been using spaghetti and cucumbers as bait to make a sloth climb up and down a pole, gave up after three years.
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AP

January 20, 2007Drought was driving tens of thousands of snakes into Australian cities.
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BBC

January 16, 2007Zookeepers in Thailand put their male panda on a diet. “Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast,” said a zookeeper, “and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him.”
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AZcentral.com

January 15, 2007A German breeder was selling giant rabbits to North Korea in the hope of relieving famine.
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Reuters

January 13, 2007Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney attended a gun show. “As a boy, I worked on a ranch in Idaho and shot rabbits with a single shot .22 rifle,” Romney said. “After a while my cousin said, 'You're not very good at that. Try using this semiautomatic.'”
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NewsMax

January 10, 2007Depressed American zoo animals were taking Prozac.
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L.A. Times

December 28, 2006In Mombasa, Kenya, a young hippo named Owen and a 130-year-old tortoise named Mzee celebrated a year of friendship.
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Yahoo! News

December 15, 2006A hunter in Wisconsin shot a seven-legged deer.
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Yahoo News

December 14, 2006The baiji, a species of blind white dolphin extant for 20 million years, was declared extinct.
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AP via NYT

December 14, 2006Two dolphins who had swallowed toxic plastic were saved by the world's tallest man, who used his long arms to retrieve shards from their stomachs.
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BBC

December 4, 2006A forty-three-foot-tall Swedish straw Christmas goat was doused with flame-retardant chemicals so that only its hooves could be burned.
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Associated Press via nj.com

November 30, 2006Sheriff's deputies in Polk County, Florida, rescued a naked, drug-addled man from the jaws of an attacking alligator.
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CNN

November 28, 2006 Scientists said that a “primordial meteorite” may hold clues about the “raw organic molecules needed for life,” that humpback whales may be every bit as intelligent as humans, dolphins, and great apes, and that women speak three times as much as men.
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BBC

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The Age

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Daily Mail

November 21, 2006 Chinese scientists revealed that showing pornography to pandas has helped increase the captive panda population; Vassar scientists said that they had successfully mated robot fish.
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AP via Australian

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Xinhua

November 19, 2006A Danish artist named Kristian von Hornsleth was giving animals to Ugandan villagers who agreed to take his name. “Africans adopting European names for gifts—that's nothing new,” said George Sabadu Hornsleth, who received a pig. “We've been doing that since colonial times. Why do you think I'm called George?”
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Yahoo! News

November 16, 2006A sea lion in San Francisco bit 14 people.
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SFGate.com

November 12, 2006Zama Ndebele, the wife of Premier S'bu Ndebele of the South African province of KwaZulu-Natal, promised to return her herd of Nguni cattle to the state in the wake of a cows-for-favors corruption scandal.
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Business Day

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IOL

November 5, 2006Researchers in Japan captured a dolphin with legs.
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Chicago Tribune

November 3, 2006Rising floodwaters trapped a herd of 100 horses on a Netherlands islet.
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New York Times

October 26, 2006Sheik Taj Aldin al-Hilali, mufti of Sydney, Australia's largest mosque, compared unveiled women to “uncovered meat.” “If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside,” said the mufti, “and the cats come to eat it . . . whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred.”
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Guardian

October 20, 2006In New York a developmentally disabled handyman was hospitalized after two teenagers sodomized him at a bowling alley with a plumbing snake,.
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WNBC

October 19, 2006The king of Spain denied that he had shot and killed a drunken bear.
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IHT via New York Times

October 17, 2006A Gypsy pressure group filed suit to stop British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest film from being shown in Germany. The group accuses him of antiziganism, or hostility to gypsies; Cohen's fictional alter-ego Borat claimed that Gypsies had molested his horse.
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Reuters via Yahoo

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Wikipedia

October 15, 2006 Donkeys were increasingly popular with Mexican farmers.
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Christian Science Monitor via Arizona Daily Star

October 11, 2006In Uganda, a mob armed with spears, machetes, and clubs killed a lioness, mutilated the carcass, and imprisoned the remains.
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The Monitor via allAfrica.com

October 10, 2006Thousands of villagers in the Indian state of Jharkhand fled their homes in order to avoid a herd of rampaging elephants. “The elephants,” said a forestry official, “are out to avenge.” “They destroy our crops in the field,” complained a farmer. “Sometimes they damage our houses also.”
Source 1:

Reuters

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ANI via DailyIndia.com

October 8, 2006Researchers found that Human-Elephant Conflict, or H.E.C., was on the rise. “Where for centuries humans and elephants lived in relative peaceful coexistence,” said professor Gay Bradshaw of Oregon State University, “there is now hostility and violence.” Bradshaw hypothesized that elephants are suffering from species-wide chronic stress brought on by poaching, habitat loss, and other traumas, which may explain why young male elephants have been observed raping and killing rhinoceroses.
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The New York Times

October 6, 2006Swiss researchers in Syria discovered the remains of an extinct species of giant camel.
Source:

iol.co.za

September 29, 2006Men boxed kangaroos in Shanghai's fourth annual Animal Olympics.
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Daily Mail

September 20, 2006Hybrid lions were dying from a mystery disease in northern India.
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The Drudge Report

September 15, 2006A Nigerian man accused of murder explained to authorities that he had actually killed a rogue goat with an axe, but the dead goat had then turned into the corpse of his brother.
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AP via the Buzz

September 15, 2006More polar bears drowned in the Arctic.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

September 3, 2006Tropical Storm Ernesto killed at least six people and four seals in the United States,.
Source:

Washington Post

September 3, 2006Police broke up a ring of badger-baiting gangs in Scotland.
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Sundaymail.co.uk

September 1, 2006Forty Australian seals were killed in a drive-by shooting.
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The Australian

August 30, 2006 Danish researchers reported that pollutants may shrink the genitals of polar bears, foxes, and whales.
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local6.com

August 29, 2006Marine biologists said that manatees are not stupid so much as unmotivated.
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New York Times

August 29, 2006 Swiss hikers were warned not to hug cows.
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Independent Online

August 10, 2006In Texas a truck carrying zoo animals overturned, immediately killing one penguin; three more penguins were killed by oncoming traffic. The octopus was not harmed.
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The Guardian

August 10, 2006In Florida a man was missing after a large turtle pulled him into the sea.
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Local6.com

August 4, 2006Racer Cristiano da Matta's Champ Car collided with a deer in Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin.
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cnnsi.com

August 2, 2006 Wild bison took over a small Canadian town. “Try and get an insurance claim done after your car was kicked by a buffalo,” said one local resident. “The adjustor will just laugh at you.”
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Mail and Guardian

July 31, 2006A study conducted at Texas A&M University found that cigarette smoking reduced the impact of alcohol on inebriated rats. “I hope people won't interpret that as a good thing,” said lead researcher Wei-Jung Chen.
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Seed Magazine

July 31, 2006Hot weather killed 141 people (as well as 25,000 cattle and 700,000 fowl) in California, at least 170 people in France, Italy, and Spain, and dozens of racing dogs in Oregon, and shut down MySpace.
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CBS

July 30, 2006It was reported that Private Steven D. Green, who is charged with raping a 14-year-old Iraqi girl, then killing her and members of her family, had said that, in Iraq, “killing people is like squashing an ant, I mean, you kill somebody and it's like, 'All right, let's go get some pizza.'”
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Washington Post

July 27, 2006A man in Sumatra was squashed by an elephant.
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news24.com

July 25, 2006The Israeli military deployed llamas in southern Lebanon.
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Ynetnews

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JTA

July 24, 2006A Tennessee elephant named Winkie was found not to have killed her handler on purpose.
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AP via Forbes

July 17, 2006Thieves stole a 14-foot inflatable sheep from a store in Rochester, Minnesota.
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WCCO.com

July 10, 2006It was feared that the West African black rhino was extinct.
Source:

BBC News

July 7, 2006The world's oldest crow died in Bearsville, New York.
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Associated Press

July 6, 2006President Vladimir Putin of Russia explained that he had recently kissed a young boy on the stomach because he “wanted to stroke him like a cat.”
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Agence France-Presse

June 27, 2006Bruno the bear was shot and killed by German authorities, ending his seven-week rampage through Germany and Austria; Bruno, officially tagged Rampant Brown Bear JJ 1, had killed sheep and rabbits, stolen honey, eluded Finnish bear trackers and elkhounds, and squashed a guinea pig. “Sexual frustration,” said a German official, “may be a reason for the random killings.”
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Times Online (U.K)

June 26, 2006A three-foot-long escaped porcupine named Twinkle was captured in Langwathby, England.
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BBC

June 26, 2006Scientists in Borneo found a snake that can spontaneously change color from reddish-brown to white.
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Reuters

June 24, 2006Lance Corporal William Windsor, a billy goat in the British army, was demoted for “lack of decorum.”
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BBC

June 20, 2006Researchers in Texas successfully convinced fringe-lipped bats that poisonous sympatric cane toads were edible.
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Washington Post

June 18, 2006In India an autopsy determined that the rogue elephant known as Master Killer died from multiple organ failure. “I had lost my two children,” said the elephant's distraught trainer. “But when I discovered this naughty tusker . . . I thought, 'Here's a newborn that will help me forget my own loss.'”
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The Peninsula

June 18, 2006 Baboons in Saudi Arabia ruined a picnic.
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Arab News

June 17, 2006In Thiruvananthapuram, India, the recently captured rogue elephant Master Killer died in a cage.
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The Hindu

June 14, 2006In Rangamati, Bangladesh, villagers fled in boats after their town was destroyed by rampaging elephants.
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Reuters via MSNBC

June 14, 2006 Archaeologists said that ancient Mexicans wore decorative dentures made from wolves' teeth.
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AP via MSNBC

June 9, 2006 Florida's wildlife officials decided to remove the manatee, which has a mild taste that readily adapts itself to recipes for beef, from the state's endangered-species list.
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New York Times

June 6, 2006It was reported that scientists have created a new type of synthetic snakebite antivenom.
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New Scientist

June 2, 2006A Baghdad pet market was bombed, killing 5 people and several doves.
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Guardian Unlimited

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Canada.com

June 2, 2006Officials in south India said that they had captured an alcohol-abusing, homicidal rogue elephant named Master Killer.
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New Kerala

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The Peninsula

June 2, 2006A snake bit a woman at a Wal-Mart in Florida. “Thank goodness for sweat pants with elastic,” said the woman, “because he tried to climb up my britches' leg.”
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WFTV.com

June 2, 2006A woman married a cobra in the Indian state of Orissa. “Though snakes cannot speak or understand,” said the bride, “we communicate in a peculiar way.”
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Breitbart

June 1, 2006A zoo in Vancouver was charged with cruelty to a hippo.
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The Calgary Sun

May 30, 2006The first wild bear seen in Germany since 1835 continued to attack farm animals and elude capture. “For security purposes,” said Bavarian Environment Minister Werner Schnappauf, “the permission to open fire must be maintained.” Authorities said the brother of the bear had killed Swiss sheep last summer.
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Fox News

May 30, 2006A senior citizens' community in Washington was overrun by marmots.
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Yakima Herald-Republic

May 24, 2006 Senator Bill Frist helped give a gorilla a root canal.
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The Washington Post

May 23, 2006In Australia, a psychiatrist named Stephen Allnutt testified that financier Brendan Francis McMahon had believed he was helping animals when he mutilated 17 rabbits and a guinea pig while under the influence of methamphetamine. "I wonder," McMahon reportedly said, "if I made a mistake because I never asked the rabbits?"
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The Sydney Morning Herald

May 23, 2006 Scientists in North Carolina said that they could grow new, functional rabbit penises.
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Fox News

May 22, 2006In Norway a grevling, or badger, wrecked a man's bedroom.
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Aftenposten

May 18, 2006A rogue elephant was on the loose in Rwanda.
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IOL.co.za

May 18, 2006 Scientists in Germany said that apes can plan ahead.
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AP via Breitbart.com

May 17, 2006A camel ran amok on the Trans-Israeli Highway.
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YNetNews.com

May 17, 2006In Alaska an elephant named Maggie was refusing to use her $100,000 treadmill.
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

May 16, 2006In Louth, England, a group of youths kicked a pet rabbit to death.
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LouthToday

May 15, 2006At a zoo in the Netherlands three bears ate a monkey. "The macaque," said an eyewitness, "was shrieking and resisting."
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Breitbart.com

May 14, 2006In Florida an alligator that recently killed a jogger was caught with the jogger's arms in its stomach.
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BBC News

May 11, 2006In Canada scientists confirmed that an odd-looking bear shot and killed in April was a "grolar" bear (half polar bear, half grizzly), thus exempting the hunter who shot the bear from paying a grizzly-killing fine.
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MSNBC

May 11, 2006In California a 1,500-pound sea lion was biting people.
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SFGate.com

May 11, 2006Authorities in gas masks entered a residence in California to remove 98 guinea pigs, 84 cats, 27 dogs, 14 rabbits, three potbellied pigs, and one bird.
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AP via Breitbart.com

April 28, 2006In Denver, Colorado, a 17-year-old boy on his first bucking bronco ride was killed when the horse rolled on top of him. "It was," said his mother, "his first and last ride."
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SFGate.com

April 24, 2006In the Netherlands authorities fined an advertiser for placing advertisements on sheep blankets. “If we start with sheep,” said Bert Kuiper, the mayor of Skarsterlan, “then next it's the cows and horses.”
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The New York Times

April 7, 2006A dead, noseless, cyclops kitten was sold to a creationist museum in New York.
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KSAT.com

April 2, 2006An Australian nudist, attempting to kill a spider, suffered burns over 18 percent of his body after he poured gasoline into the spider's hole and lit a match.
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The Sydney Morning Herald

March 30, 2006It was revealed that lobbyist Jack Abramoff had once helped look for a child's missing hamster.
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The Miami Herald

March 23, 2006A tortoise named Adwaita died in India from complications brought on by a cracked shell; he was between 150 and 250 years old.
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BBC News

March 23, 2006American researchers found that whale songs have a hierarchical structure, but there is no evidence that whales can discuss distinct or abstract objects.
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New Scientist

March 8, 2006Details from recently released Guantánamo Bay transcripts continued to emerge. "We lost our goats," explained one prisoner. "That's why we were looking through binoculars."
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The Christian Science Monitor

March 7, 2006 Japanese scientists extracted sweet-smelling vanillin from cow dung.
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The New Zealand Herald

March 7, 2006 Britain planned to kill one third of its wild badger population--about 100,000 badgers--in order to slow the spread of bovine tuberculosis; critics of the plan argued that slaughtering badgers will speed the spread of bovine tuberculosis.
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The Guardian

February 27, 2006 Paleontologists announced that they had discovered the 164-million-year-old fossil remains of a beaver-like animal that lived with dinosaurs.
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ABC

February 24, 2006 Sudanese villagers forced a man to marry a goat after he was found having sex with it; the man also was required to pay the goat's owner 15,000 Sudanese dinars as dowry.
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BBC News

February 23, 2006People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals criticized a teacher in Rosamond, California, for castrating a live pig in front of a high school group; a school superintendent countered that animal castration is an important skill for students to learn.
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LA Daily News

February 19, 2006Toxoplasma parasites, found in cat feces, were causing deadly brain disease in U.S. otters.
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BBC News

February 17, 2006Researchers in Australia found that tiger feces repel wild goats.
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CNN.com

February 16, 2006 Scientists in Italy found that the effects of Ecstasy on rats were intensified when the rats were made to listen to loud music.
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BBC News

February 15, 2006 Australian cane toads were out of control.
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BBC News

January 31, 2006The year of the dog began.
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The Star Online

January 22, 2006It was cold in Russia. People were smearing goose fat on their bodies to stop frostbite, and near Moscow zookeepers fed an Indian elephant a bucket of vodka to keep it warm; the elephant then went on a rampage, tore radiators from a wall, and calmed down only after it was given a hot shower.
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HindustanTimes.com

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The Toronto Star

January 21, 2006In London a northern bottlenosed whale swam up the Thames, sparking a massive rescue effort before the whale died.
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BBC News

January 19, 2006 Greenpeace dumped a 55-foot fin whale in front of the Japanese Embassy in Berlin.
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Fox News

January 18, 2006 Scientists in London found more evidence of a link between the parasite Toxoplasma gondii in cat feces and the development of schizophrenia in rats.
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Imperial College London

January 10, 2006Further investigation showed that it may have been the wind rather than a burning mouse that caused a house fire in New Mexico. The homeowner held to his story, however: “I have an awful hate for those critters.”
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CNN.com

January 9, 2006A noseless one-eyed kitten died in Oregon.
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AP

January 8, 2006A man in Fort Sumner, New Mexico, caught a mouse and threw it into a pile of burning leaves; the mouse, on fire, ran back into the man's house, which then burned down.
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BBC News

January 6, 2006 Pet obesity was on the rise in Britain.
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Reuters

January 6, 2006It was reported that street vendors in Shanghai were secretly replacing mutton with cat meat.
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Reuters

January 5, 2006A policeman in Florida tasered a bear.
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SFGate.com

January 5, 2006The New Orleans puppy population was out of control.
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IndyStar.com

January 1, 2006In Malaysia people were searching for a 10-foot-tall ape that walks upright.
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Reuters

January 1, 2006Authorities in New Zealand shot and killed 41 stranded pilot whales.
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Toronto Star

December 30, 2005A British woman married an Israeli dolphin after fifteen years of courtship. “I am just waiting for everyone to leave,” said the woman, “so we can have a private moment.”
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NBC10.com

December 24, 2005Scientists in Mauritius discovered the bones of 20 dodos.
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BBC News

December 21, 2005In South Africa a mugger running from security guards fled into a tiger enclosure, where he was mauled to death.
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SFGate.com

December 21, 2005It was discovered that bad hay had led to the deaths of 900 goats in Saskatchewan.
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CBC.ca

December 20, 2005In the Isle of Wight, England, authorities were looking for Toga, a three-month-old Jackass penguin that they believe was stolen so that it could be given as a Christmas present. "Toga," said a zoo manager, "is very, very vulnerable."
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CNN.com

December 18, 2005 Scientists decoded the mitochondrial DNA of the woolly mammoth and confirmed that the mammoth was more closely related to the Asian elephant than to the African elephant.
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BBC News

December 18, 2005Researchers discovered that the lack of ice floes in the Arctic Ocean was causing polar bears to drown.
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Times Online

December 7, 2005Veterinarians in Rome inserted 50 24-karat gold pellets into a lion named Bellamy to treat his arthritis. “The lion,” explained a veterinarian, “is getting old.”
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AP

December 6, 2005In the rainforests of Borneo, scientists were attempting to trap a newly discovered carnivorous cat-fox creature; the creature appears to have a muscular tail.
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CNN.com

December 6, 2005In West Virginia five deer leaped to their deaths from the top of a five-story garage.
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The Mercury News

December 4, 2005In Gavle, Sweden, vandals burned a huge straw Christmas goat.
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BBC News

December 1, 2005In Russia a pack of squirrels attacked and, according to an eyewitness, “literally gutted” a large dog that was barking at them. When humans approached the squirrels ran away, some carrying flesh.
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BBC News

December 1, 2005In Gabon and Congo, scientists traced the origin of the Ebola virus to three different species of fruit bat; by stopping people from eating the bats, a scientist suggested, the spread of the virus could be slowed.
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LA Times

November 30, 2005Surgeons in France performed a partial face transplant, taking the nose and lips of a brain-dead donor and grafting them onto the face of a woman who had been severely disfigured by a dog.
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BBC News

November 28, 2005A Wausau, Wisconsin, hunter shot and killed a buck that lacked testicles.
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Wausau Daily Herald

November 25, 2005In Australia, bestiality charges were dropped against financier Brendan Francis McMahon, because prosecutors were unable to prove that his penis penetrated any rabbits. McMahon, who told a psychiatrist named Steven Allnutt that he could “communicate with animals through a third eye,” was still charged with mutilating 17 rabbits and one guinea pig.
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The Sydney Morning Herald

November 21, 2005 Scientists found the gene that regulates fear in mice and created mice that are not afraid.
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Newsday

November 18, 2005Eight possibly pregnant South African Boer goats were missing in Lincoln, Nebraska.
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KIROTV.com

November 17, 2005A former student at Oxford University was in trouble for calling a policeman's horsegay.” “Sam was adamant,” said an eyewitness, “his equine gaydar was accurate.”
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The Oxford Student

November 16, 2005The Night Safari Zoo was preparing to open in Thailand; its buffet will feature tiger, lion, elephant, and giraffe.
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Canadian Press

November 15, 2005Two Iraqi businessmen accused U.S. troops of caging them with lions in 2003. The men were also severely beaten after they were not able to tell Army interrogators where to find Saddam Hussein or weapons of mass destruction. “I thought he was joking, so I laughed,” said one of the businessmen. “He just hit me.”
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The Washington Post

November 9, 2005In Thailand an official wedding ceremony was held between two pandas to encourage them to mate. “Start making children soon,” ordered Chinese Consul Peng Dong.
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IOL.co.za

November 7, 2005A new study found that Gigantopithecus blackii, a 10-foot-tall ape weighing up to 1,200 pounds, coexisted with early humans in Southeast Asia for over a million years.
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Live Science

November 2, 2005Twenty-three people had died in Brazil from rabies transmitted by vampire bats.
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BBC News

October 31, 2005A South African woman tried to help a seal back into the sea only to have it bite off her nose.
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MSNBC

October 31, 2005 Oregon officials forced a father and son to give up the pet bear, Windfall, that had lived with them for two years. While at their home the bear showered, had her hair blow-dried, and slept in a bed. “The only thing we did wrong,” the father said of the bear, “was love one another.”
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KIROTV.com

October 28, 2005 Beavers were re-introduced to the British countryside for the first time in 500 years by a millionaire beaver enthusiast.
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Times Online

October 25, 2005In Maryland the first kill of bear season was credited to Sierra Stiles, an eight-year-old girl, who shot a 211-pound bear twice in the chest with a .243-caliber rifle. “They won't eat now,” Sierra said of bears. “They won't eat a thing.”
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The Washington Post

October 22, 2005 Scientists released a brown Norway rat on a deserted, rat-free island off of New Zealand in order to find out why rats are so hard to kill. Even though they fitted the rat with a radio collar, used traps and bait, and pursued the rat with sniffer dogs, the rat was not caught for four months. It was finally captured on a nearby island using a trap baited with penguin meat.
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CNN.com

October 14, 2005More details emerged in the case of the New Zealand financier arrested in Australia for bestiality with rabbits. Police said that when they arrested the man he had scratches on his hands and face; the man's lawyer said he molested the rabbits under the influence of methamphetamine. The head of the Australian Companion Rabbit Society pointed out that prostitutes were once called “bunnies.”
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The Advertiser

October 12, 2005A Chinese man was killed and eaten by the six black bears he was raising for their bile.
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News.com.au

October 12, 2005A Wisconsin man was arrested for putting an electric dog collar on his eight-year-old stepdaughter and zapping her for not eating fast enough.
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WorldNetDaily.com

October 10, 2005An Australian tortoise named Harriet was nearing her 175th birthday. The tortoise was originally collected from the Galapagos Islands, and misidentified as a male, by Charles Darwin.
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News.com.au

October 10, 2005 Londoners were concerned about crack-addicted squirrels.
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The Register

October 7, 2005Two Oklahoma teens were arrested for shooting eight cows and videotaping the massacre. “Cows,” said one of the teens in the video. “I hate cows more than coppers.”
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KTUL.com

September 30, 2005A white South African farmer was sentenced to life in prison for killing one of his black employees and feeding the corpse to lions.
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CNN.com

September 30, 2005 Journalist Judith Miller was released from jail and said she wanted to hug her dog.
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Editor & Publisher

September 29, 2005Two goats, strangled and drained of blood, were found in Nebraska.
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NBC4.TV

September 25, 2005Thirty-six military-trained dolphins with toxic dart guns were reported missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
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The Guardian

September 15, 2005In Alaska a 20-foot-long treadmill was installed at a zoo to help an elephant named Maggie lose a few hundred pounds.
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Reuters

September 7, 2005Saparmurat Niyazov, President for Life of Turkmenistan, declared that a zoo for penguins would be built where the Kara Kum desert begins.
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Mail and Guardian Online

September 5, 2005 The Superdome and Convention Center were finally evacuated, but evacuees were not allowed to take their pets with them. “Snowball!” cried a little boy after police took away his dog. “Snowball!”
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MSNBC

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The Charlotte Observer

August 29, 2005 Scientists announced that they had created mice that could regrow amputated extremities.
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The Australian

August 26, 2005Brigitte Bardot called on fishermen to stop using live puppies and kittens as shark bait.
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AFP

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AZCentral.com

August 22, 2005 Hunters with rifles shot bullfrogs in France.
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News.com.au

August 22, 2005South Florida's iguana problem was growing more severe. "It was like Jurassic Park in my toilet," said a Pompano Beach woman.
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UPI

August 15, 2005 Elephants rampaged through a resort town in Zimbabwe, destroying homes.
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BBC News

August 14, 2005A toad infestation struck Big Sandy, Montana, and made the roads sticky.
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The Washington Post

August 14, 2005Approximately 2,000 dolphins gathered off the coast of Wales, but no one knew why.
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BBC News

August 10, 2005Twelve headless kangaroos were discovered on a golf course near Melbourne, Australia.
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Sky News

August 9, 2005A Chinese artist was criticized for grafting the head of a human fetus onto a bird's body. “I thought putting them together like this,” he said, “was a way for them to have another life.”
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Chinese Artist Defends Fetus Artwork

August 4, 2005Prairie dogs in Colorado were found to have the plague.
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9News.com

July 29, 2005Monsoons in India killed at least eight hundred people and scattered the carcasses of seventeen thousand goats around Bombay.
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BBC News

July 28, 2005In Pinetown, South Africa, two little boys found a fetus without legs or a head; police said that they found no animal saliva on the fetus.
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The Mercury

July 26, 2005 Florida was infested with iguanas.
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St. Petersburg Times

July 14, 2005In Enumclaw, Washington, after a man died of internal bleeding from having sex with a horse, police were investigating a reputed bestiality farm. “We've got more investigating to do,” said a sergeant.
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

July 13, 2005A native Alaskan was sentenced to seven years in federal prison for killing six walruses.
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

July 9, 2005 Bulls gored four people in Spain.
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Reuters

July 8, 2005A Massachusetts parrot appeared to understand the concept of zero.
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MSNBC

July 7, 2005 Polar bears were dying in greater numbers due to global warming.
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Washington Post

July 6, 2005It was announced that up to 4,700 birds, including burrowing owls, red-tailed hawks, and golden raptors, were being killed each year by a wind farm in Altamont, California.
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The Guardian

July 5, 2005A South Carolina courthouse was vandalized by a goat.
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TheKansasCityChannel.com

July 5, 2005Cedric, a seventy-year-old turtle prone to attacking drainpipes and lawn mowers, was wandering loose in Borrowash, Derbyshire.
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BBC News

June 30, 2005The estimated number of hedgehogs in Britain was found to have dropped 20 percent since 2001, probably because tidy gardens alienate hedgehogs.
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BBC News

June 30, 2005In Tobe, Japan, a panther stood on its hind legs and clasped its paws together in the posture of prayer.
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Mainichi Daily News

June 29, 2005A kangaroo was loose in Indiana.
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ABC13

June 29, 2005It was discovered that and that baby dolphins do not sleep.
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CBC

June 24, 2005A sixty-million-year-old venomous mouse fossil was discovered by a Canadian.
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Hindustan Times

June 23, 2005Gnawing rats shut down telephone, mobile, Internet, and electronic-banking services for 100,000 New Zealanders.
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AP

June 21, 2005In Ethiopia a twelve-year-old girl was abducted and was about to be forced into marriage but was rescued by lions, which ran her captors off and guarded her until police and relatives came to her rescue.
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AP

June 16, 2005A two-faced kitten was born in Oregon.
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SFGate.com

June 15, 2005 Florida police found six endangered gopher tortoises in the back of a car. The owner of the car said that he was planning a soup.
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Chicago Sun-Times

June 15, 2005In Bullskin Township, Pennsylvania, four men were accused of butchering a pet pygmy goat so that they could trade its meat for either money or crack cocaine.
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Post Gazette

June 13, 2005A llama was found on the freeway in Pennsylvania.
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TheWGALChannel.com

June 11, 2005A dead goat's head was found in the Maryland woods.
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Sentinel and Enterprise

June 10, 2005Two crows attacked a jogger in London, drawing blood.
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This is London

June 8, 2005In Augsburg, Germany, zoo officials were being criticized for a planned attraction that will show elephants and rhinos in their "natural environment" by surrounding them with black men in grass skirts.
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The Scotsman

June 6, 2005An Australian woman was arrested for attempting to bring fifty-one tropical fish into the country hidden in her skirt.
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AP

June 6, 2005A grizzly bear killed a woman near a golf course in Canada.
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CBC News

June 5, 2005 Scientists found that a single “switch gene” determined whether a fruit fly turned out gay or not.
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The Independent

June 2, 2005Zoo officials in Japan were worried that Futa, the red panda that became famous when it stood up on two legs, would be worn out by all of the attention. “His primary purpose here,” said an official, “is to mate.”
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Canada.com

June 2, 2005Seventy-four false killer whales (which are less aggressive than true killer whales, but, like true killer whales, are not whales but dolphins) beached themselves in Australia. One thousand five hundred volunteers worked to return seventy-three of the whales to the sea; one whale died. A volunteer described the whales as “very heavy.”
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BBC News

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News.com.au

June 1, 2005Police in Nigeria arrested a cow for murder.
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AFP

May 25, 2005A hamster-borne virus, transmitted through donated human organs, was linked to the deaths of six people since 2003.
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MSNBC

May 24, 2005A man caught a 124-pound catfish in the Mississippi River.
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AP

May 24, 2005 Iraqi militants bragged of eating wild raw cats with their bare hands.
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News.telegraph

May 19, 2005In West Virginia, a 1,500-pound camel sat on a woman as she painted a fence.
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USA Today

May 19, 2005In Houston large black grackles swooped down from magnolia trees to attack passersby, including a lawyer.
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CNN.com

May 18, 2005 Pakistan was working to stop bearbaiting.
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BBC News

May 12, 2005Two tiger cubs died in Burma, despite being breastfed by a woman. The cubs will be stuffed.
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SIFY.com

May 9, 2005Two swans were stabbed to death in the Bronx.
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NY1.com

May 6, 2005A Washington woman found a snake with legs.
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Tri-City Herald

May 6, 2005In San Francisco, twelve penguins died of chlamydia.
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AP

April 29, 2005In South Africa, two men were convicted of feeding a coworker to lions.
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BBC News

April 29, 2005In Peru, authorities saved four thousand frogs from being put into blenders and made into cocktails.
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CNN

April 28, 2005An ivory-billed woodpecker, thought extinct for over fifty years, was spotted in Arkansas. “It is kind of like finding Elvis,” said a representative of the Audubon Society.
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BBC News

April 24, 2005 Zimbabweans barbecued nine elephants.
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The Independent

April 23, 2005Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who belonged to the Hitler Youth before he became a priest, won the papacy by a landslide and styled himself Benedict XVI. The new pope dislikes homosexuality (he moved quickly to condemn a Spanish bill that would permit gays to marry), abortion, and the death penalty, but he loves little kittens. In 2001, he ordered Catholic bishops to hide allegations against pedophile priests from the public.
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BBC News

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New York Daily News

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The Observer

April 23, 2005 German toads were exploding for unknown reasons.
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AFP

April 22, 2005A woman in Burma was breastfeeding three tiger cubs.
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Reuters

April 20, 2005The zookeepers in Ramat Gan, Israel, fed their gorillas kosher matzo crackers for Passover.
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Newsday

April 14, 2005A study found that executions by lethal injection carried out in the United States did not meet veterinary standards.
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BBC News

April 12, 2005The Governor of Wisconsin announced that he opposed cat hunting.
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The Charlotte Observer

April 10, 2005The United Arab Emirates tested prototypes of robotic camel jockeys, which will replace child camel jockeys.
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Reuters

April 8, 2005In Florida, investigators traced an outbreak of E. coli to a petting zoo.
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KansasCity.com

April 4, 2005 Canada decided not to deport a flying squirrel.
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Reuters

April 1, 2005 Scientists in Connecticut inseminated a whale.
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Live Science

March 31, 2005Olga, the first Siberian tiger ever fitted with a radio collar, was killed by poachers.
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Eurekalert!

March 30, 2005 Turkeys attacked elementary school students in Indiana.
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IndyStar.com

March 21, 2005 Pollution has killed all but thirteen river dolphins in China's Yangtze River.
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BBC News

March 20, 2005Schiavo's husband, who wants to let her die, wondered why Congress was expending so much energy on the case. “Why doesn't Congress worry about people not having health insurance?” he asked. “Or the budget? Let's talk about all the children who don't have homes.” Schiavo described House Majority leader Tom DeLay, who is leading the fight to reinsert Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, as a “little slithering snake.”
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The Terri Schiavo Case

March 14, 2005The Washington state legislature was trying to decide whether to classify goat-napping as a misdemeanor or a felony.
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The Seattle Times

March 10, 2005 Panda breeding season began. In Atlanta, zookeepers were watching Lun Lun the panda for signs of ovulation; when she is ready to mate they will reintroduce her to Yang Yang.
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AP

March 9, 2005and police in York, Pennsylvania, arrested a fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn. The man said he was just petting the sheep, even though it was 3 A.M., it was not his barn, and he had baler's twine in his back pocket, which can be used to bind sheep.
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York Sunday News

March 3, 2005A group of researchers at Stanford University were preparing to use stem cells from aborted fetuses to create a mouse that has human brain cells.
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News.telegraph

March 2, 2005In South Africa a goat adopted a baby rhino.
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NBC5

February 19, 2005Two former caretakers of Koko, the gorilla that can speak in sign language, sued for harassment. The caretakers claim they were pressured into exposing their breasts to satisfy Koko's nipple fetish.
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The Guardian

February 18, 2005 dogsDogs in Australia were licking toads to get high.
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The World News

February 16, 2005Two paintings of dogs playing poker sold for $590,000.
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MSNBC

February 13, 2005A study showed that lobsters probably don't feel pain when boiled.
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Capital News 9

February 1, 2005 Scientists determinedthat rats are responsible beer drinkers.
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University of Florida News

January 26, 2005 Chimpanzees were found to have a sense of justice.
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Scientific American

January 21, 2005Thousands of nocturnal frogs were shrieking loudly in Honolulu.
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USA Today

January 11, 2005 Herpes struck the horses of Michigan.
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San Jose Mercury News

January 7, 2005The U.S. decided not to classify the sage grouse as endangered,
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GJ Sentinel

January 6, 2005and the evolution of the great tit, a kind of bird, contradicted Darwin.
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London Times

January 4, 2005Scientists discovered that gecko feet are self-cleaning.
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The New York Times

January 4, 2005and federal regulators made it easier to kill wolves.
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The New York Times

December 29, 2004Officials at Sri Lanka's largest national park were wondering how all the wild animals had survived,
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Reuters

December 24, 2004A study found that young owls learn new skills more quickly than do old owls.
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This is London

December 11, 2004The fate of Pale Male, a virile red-tailed hawk residing on the cornice of a New York City building for 11 years, was uncertain after the family nest was removed by the co-op building's board; the next day Pale Male was seen carrying twigs from Central Park in a futile attempt to rebuild. Those supporting the eviction took exception to the occasional bloody carcass of a prey pigeon or rat falling to the sidewalk, but protestors bearing signs that read "Honk 4 Hawks" began a daily vigil.
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New York Times

December 1, 2004The U.S. government refused to protect sage grouse and salmon.
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New York Times

December 1, 2004A British artist publicly ate a fox to protest all the attention being paid to a ban on fox hunting. "Everyone gets really worked up about a furry animal," the performance artist said after his meal, "but no one cares about each other."
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

November 23, 2004A buck was captured and euthanized after running through Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
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ABC 7 Chicago

November 17, 2004 Bush spared two Thanksgiving turkeys from death. “By virtue of an unconditional presidential pardon, they are safe from harm,” he said. The turkeys, named Biscuits and Gravy, were chosen by an Internet poll, beating out Patience and Fortitude.
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Reuters

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White House

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White House

November 5, 2004 Coyotes were spotted in Washington, D.C.
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CNN

November 1, 2004It was discovered that the stem cell lines approved for federally funded research in the United States are tainted with mouse characteristics.
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New Scientist

October 26, 2004Young mice treated with Prozac, a study found, grow up to be depressed.
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New Scientist

October 14, 2004The Global Amphibian Assessment announced that 1,856 of the 5,743 known amphibian species are at risk of extinction; nine species are known to have died out since 1980, and 113 have not been seen in recent years; forty-three percent are in decline.
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BBC

October 3, 2004 Squirrel season opened in Louisiana.
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New York Times

September 25, 2004A group of Australian scientists developed a vaccine to cut down on the methane emitted by sheep when they belch and fart.
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New Scientist

September 22, 2004 Scientists were hoping to use rat brainwaves to find people buried by earthquakes.
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New Scientist

September 7, 2004 Hippos were dying in Uganda.
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Associated Press

September 3, 2004New research revealed that pollution affects the behavior of many animals such as egrets, gulls, snails, quail, rats, macaques, minnows, mosquito fish, falcons, and frogs. Endosulfan, for example, weakens newts' sense of smell, lead disrupts the balance of gulls, and goldfish become hyperactive when exposed to atrazine.
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New Scientist

September 3, 2004 Chinese zookeepers were showing videos to a giant panda in an attempt to teach her how to take care of her two cubs.
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Agence France-Presse

August 25, 2004 Sheep, scientists found, feel calmer when they look at a picture of another sheep of the same breed.
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New Scientist

August 22, 2004 Hippos were dying in Uganda.
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Agence France-Presse

August 17, 2004an Australian drunk ate a cup of maggots, a pint of anchovies, drank a pint of mouthwash, and chewed off a mouse's tail in a pub competition.
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BBC

August 14, 2004A flaming rabbit burned down a British cricket club.
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Reuters

August 4, 2004 Myanmar was cracking down on peacock poachers.
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Associated Press

August 1, 2004Scientists found the reason why mouse mothers are so brave, and
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New Scientist

July 30, 2004A white elephant was seen in Sri Lanka.
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Nature.com

July 30, 2004The UN was urging that domestic Asian ducks be vaccinated for avian flu, which scientists say has become so common that quarantines and culls will no longer be sufficient.
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New York Times

July 22, 2004An alligator bit off a landscaper's arm in Florida.
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CNN

July 19, 2004In Florida, a man was accused of beating his girlfriend with a pet alligator.
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Independent

July 9, 2004Confused brown pelicans were crashing into streets in Arizona, because heat waves rising from the pavement look like water.
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New York Times

July 8, 2004People in Canberra, Australia, were warned to beware of mad starving kangaroos; at least one golden retriever has been drowned by a kangaroo, and a woman was attacked while out walking her poodle.
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Associated Press

July 7, 2004A sinkhole in Louisiana ate a giraffe and an ostrich.
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New York Times

June 27, 2004An Iranian mother claimed to have given birth to a frog.
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BBC

June 24, 2004L. Paul Bremer, the American proconsul in Iraq, in one of his final acts before handing over "sovereignty" to Iraq's new interim government, decreed that American forces will remain immune from prosecution by Iraqi courts for crimes against Iraqi citizens or destruction of property. It was noted that a similar grant of immunity in Iran in the 1960s had unfortunate consequences. "Our honor has been trampled underfoot; the dignity of Iran has been destroyed," said the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini in 1964. He said that the order "reduced the Iranian people to a level lower than that of an American dog."
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Washington Post

June 16, 2004It was discovered that California ground squirrels heat up their tails to intimidate snakes.
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Nature.com

June 10, 2004Officials in North Dakota were searching for 27,000 missing pelicans.
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New York Times

June 4, 2004Scientists in California deleted huge chunks of DNA from the mouse genome to see what would happen to the animals and were surprised to find that they couldn't tell any difference.
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New Scientist

May 29, 2004Authorities in Texas killed 24,000 chickens after avian flu was found on a farm near Sulphur Springs.
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New York Times

May 28, 2004Scientists discovered in a seven-year study that mice with the highest metabolic rates lived 35 percent longer, a finding that challenges the usual understanding of the relationship of metabolism and life span.
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Eureka Alert

May 21, 2004 British intelligence agents in World War II at one point planned to train pigeons to carry bombs or biological weapons. "Pigeon research," said one memo, "will not stand still; if we do not experiment, other powers will."
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BBC

May 19, 2004French ecologists discovered that the metal bands used to tag penguins hamper swimming and breeding and surviving.
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New Scientist

May 10, 2004African clawed frogs were invading San Francisco.
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Associated Press

May 5, 2004American soldiers allegedly put a harness on an elderly Iraqi woman and rode her like a donkey.
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Newsday

April 16, 2004A Pentecostal minister in Virginia was killed by a rattlesnake he was handling on Easter as a test of faith.
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New York Times

April 9, 2004A chicken farmer in Alaska injected eggs with dye to produce orange, red, green, purple, pink, and blue chicks. Colored ducklings were also available.
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BBC

April 9, 2004Florida police arrested a nine-year-old girl for stealing a black-and-white bunny rabbit named Oreo.
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Associated Press

April 7, 2004A piranha was found in a petting-zoo aquarium in Berlin.
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ABC.net.au

April 5, 2004 Canadian hunters were busy trying to club 350,000 helpless three-week-old baby harp seals to death.
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New York Times

March 30, 2004The feral hog population in East Texas was out of control, wildlife scientists warned, and one rancher said he was afraid to let his children leave the yard.
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Texas A&M University

March 27, 2004 Vampire bats attacked 20 people in Mansiche, Peru.
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Herald Sun

March 26, 2004A lamb was born in Hebron with "Allah" spelled out in Arabic on its flank; the lamb's owner said the animal was born on the day Hamas founder Sheikh Ahmed Yassin was assassinated. Some people claimed they could see the word "Muhammad" spelled out on the lamb's other side.
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BBC

March 18, 2004 Ape hunters in Africa have contracted simian foamy virus, a study found.
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MSNBC

March 16, 2004Environmentalists said that the Sumatran tiger is nearly extinct.
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New York Times

March 16, 2004An Afghan soldier was caught having sex with a donkey.
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News.com.au

March 13, 2004Hundreds of elk in Wyoming were dying of a strange disease.
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New York Times

March 5, 2004 British children found a three-headed frog with six legs.
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BBC

March 4, 2004An Israeli fashion designer staged a photo shoot along the West Bank wall near Jerusalem; several young models were photographed while posing under Arabic graffiti that read: "I AM A BIG DONKEY."
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International Herald Tribune

February 28, 2004Dr. Stanley Prusiner, the Nobel Prize-winning expert on prions, said that until all cattle are tested for mad cow disease, none should be considered safe, and he noted that improved feed practices will not prevent spontaneous cases.
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New York Times

February 27, 2004Fishermen in the Galápagos Islands were holding about 30 scientists and a number of giant tortoises hostage.
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BBC

February 27, 2004The Food and Drug Administration banned the feeding of cattle blood to calves. Dinner scraps from restaurants, known as "plate waste," will no longer be fed to cattle either, though rendered cows will still be fed to pigs and chickens, and vice versa.
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New York Times

February 25, 2004A scientist with the Department of Agriculture said that government researchers have been pressured by the office of Secretary Ann Veneman to approve livestock and other products for import without taking proper safety precautions.
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New York Times

February 25, 2004The European Union banned live poultry and eggs from the United States because of the bird-flu outbreak, and the United States banned all French meat and poultry.
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New York Times

February 22, 2004 President Bush's dog Spot was put down.
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Associated Press

February 16, 2004 Bird flu continued to spread in Asia; some Thai fighting cocks were found to be infected, and a clouded leopard died of the disease in a zoo near Bangkok.
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Reuters

February 12, 2004 South Korean scientists created 30 human clone embryos and harvested embryonic stem cells from one of them; the stem cells were then injected into mice, where they formed cartilage, muscle, bone, and other tissues.
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New Scientist

February 9, 2004Scientists created a new kind of mouse by moving mitochondrial DNA from one species into another.
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University of Rochester Medical Center

February 7, 2004It was revealed that two male chinstrap penguins in New York's Central Park zoo have been homosexual lovers for years. They once tried to hatch a rock, and when their keeper gave them a fertile egg to hatch "they did a great job" raising the chick. Scientists, it was noted, have observed homosexuality in more than 450 species.
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Guardian

February 2, 2004The World Health Organization reported a possible case of human-to-human transmission of the avian flu that has killed millions of birds across Asia and at least 12 people.
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BBC

January 31, 2004The International Poultry Exposition was held in Atlanta; among the items on display were automated slaughterers, pluckers, and skinners; an antibiotic delivery device that injects 3,500 chicks per hour with pressurized air; metal detectors that cull bits of metal and bone from meat; and a hands-free neck-breaking machine.
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New York Times

January 18, 2004The United States placed an import embargo on civet cats, which apparently carry SARS.
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New York Times

January 16, 2004Scientists found that the Ebola virus can spread from dead animals such as gorillas to human beings, and genetic analysis suggested that the five recent outbreaks of the disease were caused by five distinct strains of the virus, which is among the most contagious known, rather than one strain that had mutated. "If Ebola is popping up randomly," said one scientist, "then things are pretty hopeless."
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Nature.com

January 8, 2004A second case of SARS was reported in China, in a waitress who works in a restaurant that serves civet; the first SARS patient, who has apparently recovered, has had no known contact with civets, but there were reports that he had recently thrown a mouse out his window using chopsticks.
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New Scientist, New York Times

January 7, 2004 Chinese authorities were drowning civet cats in chemicals, electrocuting them, and burning them in hopes of preventing further SARS cases; rats, raccoon dogs, and hog badgers are also being exterminated.
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New York Times, Associated Press

December 31, 2003In response to the mad-cow crisis, the United States Department of Agriculture banned the human consumption of cow brains, skulls, spinal cords, vertebral columns, eyes, and nerve tissue from cows older than 30 months. Downer cows may no longer be eaten by humans, though they will be boiled down and fed to chickens and pigs, and younger cow brains may still be eaten.
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Forbes, New York Times

December 31, 2003 USDA officials said that there was no need to test all cattle for mad cow disease before they are eaten.
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Newsday

December 30, 2003In Murfreesboro, Tennessee, a man was in trouble for keeping 114 dead cats in his freezer.
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The Tennessean

December 25, 2003Frat boys at the University of Georgia killed and ate a rabid raccoon.
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Associated Press

December 25, 2003A South African beauty queen was mauled by a hippo in Botswana.
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Reuters

December 24, 2003 Mad cow disease was discovered in the United States for the first time, in a Holstein cow that was too sick to walk but was nonetheless slaughtered and sold for meat. The mad Holstein's brain and spinal column were sent to a rendering plant somewhere, possibly to be turned into dog or chicken food; there was no word on whether the cow's blood was processed to be fed to young calves as a milk supplement. Secretary of Agriculture Ann Venemen, a former lobbyist for the beef industry, insisted that even meat from a mad cow is safe to eat, and she promised to feed beef to her family for Christmas.
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Guardian, New York Times

December 24, 2003Princess Anne's English bull terrier Dotty mauled Pharos, Queen Elizabeth's favorite corgi, which had to be put down as a result; the princess was convicted last year under the Dangerous Dogs Act after Dotty attacked two children in a park.
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BBC

December 24, 2003A large crocodile ate a young man in Australia.
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Guardian

December 23, 2003Scientists in Texas cloned a white-tailed deer.
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Reuters

December 19, 2003 Toronto police arrested a man for raping a pregnant Jersey cow.
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Toronto Sun

December 16, 2003 Scientists were planning to use giant pouched rats to sniff out tuberculosis.
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New Scientist

December 15, 2003 Keiko the killer whale died of pneumonia in a Norwegian fjord. Local officials said it was "downright sad."
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Aftenposten Nettutgaven

December 10, 2003 Elephants in Thailand were said to be hijacking sugarcane shipments.
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Washington Times

December 9, 2003Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly killed more than 70 farm-raised ringneck pheasants during a "canned hunt" in which 500 of the birds were released for the pleasure of Cheney and nine companions; the men were credited with 417 pheasants and an undisclosed number of ducks.
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

November 28, 2003 Bird-watchers rediscovered the long-legged warbler, a bird that had been thought extinct, on Viti Levu, a Fijian island.
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Birdlife International

November 27, 2003A poultry expert in Oregon denied that turkeys are dumb.
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Associated Press

November 22, 2003 Iraqi guerrillas were using homemade rocket launchers pulled by donkeys and concealed by piles of hay.
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New York Times

November 21, 2003President George W. Bush traveled to Great Britain, along with 650 companions, including five personal chefs, but was unable to move freely in the country because of massive protests. At Buckingham Palace the president dined on roasted halibut with herbs, free-range chicken, potatoes cocotte, salad, and a sorbet bombe but presumably skipped the Puligny-Montrachet and the Veuve Clicquot, Gold Label, 1995. Truck bombs blew up the British Consulate and a British bank in Istanbul, killing at least 27 and wounding hundreds. Bloody victims ran screaming through the streets. Two hotels in Baghdad used by Westerners were bombed as was the headquarters of a pro-American Kurdish group in Kirkuk.
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New York Times, Daily Telegraph

November 18, 2003 London banned the feeding of pigeons in Trafalgar Square.
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Reuters

November 17, 2003A crocodile was on the run in Hong Kong.
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BBC

November 14, 2003Biologists were trying to exterminate nonnative frogs that have invaded the Galápagos Islands.
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Associated Press

November 7, 2003Giant pouched rats were being used to sniff out land mines in Mozambique.
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Guardian

November 7, 2003A racing camel sold for $286,000 in Oman.
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Agence France-Presse

November 5, 2003Environmentalists sued the federal government to force it to protect the flat-tailed horned lizard.
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New York Times

November 5, 2003 Chicken researchers found that cockerels "allocate sperm differently according to the quality of copulation"; new mates tend to receive more sperm than familiar partners, and the cocks also increase their sperm deposits in the presence of other males. The study was conducted by putting a special harness on females to collect fresh ejaculate.
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New Scientist

November 5, 2003Marine biologists traced a strange submarine farting sound to bubbles that were observed coming from a herring's anus; it was the first discovery of a fish making a sound (which has been labeled a "fast repetitive tick," or FRT) with its anus.
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New Scientist

November 3, 2003 Researchers from the University of Chicago reported that male Guinea baboons fiddle with one another's genitals when they perform a complex greeting ritual; the fiddling follows face pulling and rump presentation. White-faced capuchin monkeys, in contrast, stick their fingers up one another's noses.
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Nature.com

November 2, 2003A horde of rhesus macaques was tormenting workers in New Delhi.
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Reuters

November 1, 2003and Australian scientists said they know why animals that live fast die young.
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New Scientist Magazine

October 31, 2003Population ecologists concluded that the famous boom and bust cycle in the lemming population is a result of predation.
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New York Times

October 28, 2003An alligator got loose in the cargo hold of an American Airlines jet in Newark, New Jersey.
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Associated Press

October 28, 2003Neuroscientists determined that motherhood makes female rats smarter, calmer, and more courageous.
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Reuters

October 5, 2003New York police officers discovered a 350-pound Bengal tiger in an apartment in Harlem; the police were called by a downstairs neighbor after "large amounts of urine" poured through the ceiling. A four-foot-long caiman was also removed from the apartment.
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New York Times

August 7, 2003A man in southern Illinois was charged with raping one horse and killing another.
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Associated Press

August 4, 2003At least 12 whales died off Cape Cod, possibly from red-tide toxins or from damage caused by naval sonar.
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Nature.com

July 11, 2003 President Bush traveled to Africa where he and his family were entertained by the sight of two elephants mating.
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New York Times, Slate

June 9, 2003Pet prairie dogs were spreading monkeypox in the American Midwest.
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Independent

May 30, 2003President Bush was made an honorary Yale Whiffenpoof. "We are poor little lambs who have lost our way," he said. "Baa, baa, baa."
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New York Times

May 27, 2003Hungry tigers and lions in Chinese zoos were trying to eat one another.
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Associated Press

April 22, 2003 Marines stationed outside Tikrit were eating fresh gazelle from Saddam Hussein's personal hunting preserve. For fear that gunshots in the woods might be mistaken for enemy fire, “We hunted them with rocks, as Stone Age as that sounds,” said one soldier. “We gutted them and skinned them and pretty much carried them over our shoulders barbarian-style.”
April 22, 2003 Cameroon made it illegal for restaurants to serve gorilla.
October 8, 2002 The Cow Plachard Company was painting advertisements on the sides of cows in Switzerland.
October 1, 2002 A British sex-toy company recalled its “Rampant Rabbit” vibrator because of a potentially dangerous defect; the vibrator has been selling exceptionally well since it was praised by a character on Sex and the City.
May 14, 2002 The director of the National Zoo in Washington, D.C., refused to hand over the medical records of a dead giraffe, saying that the doctor-patient confidentiality rule applied “in principle” to animals.
May 14, 2002 The Pentagon was trying to teach bees to sniff out bombs.
January 22, 2002 Biotechnologists were still trying to perfect a goat-spider hybrid.
December 18, 2001Some Oregonians were circulating a petition to repeal the law that bans the eating of roadkill.
December 18, 2001A scientist observed wild orangutans partaking in homosexual behavior.
December 18, 2001In Michigan, a postal worker pleaded guilty to throwing ten gallons of porcupine feces on his colleagues.
November 27, 2001Wild elephants rampaged through two villages in Bangladesh, killing four people.
November 27, 2001The animals in Kabul's zoo were barely hanging on.
November 6, 2001America recalled its ambassador from Venezuela after President Hugo Chávez denounced the Afghan war as “fighting terrorism with terrorism” and a “slaughter of innocents.” A Michigan fisherman was attacked by an enraged 200-pound deer; he wrestled the beast for 45 minutes, strangled it with his belt, and finally clubbed it to death with a piece of wood.
October 30, 2001 New York was beginning to have trouble with rats in the ruins of the World Trade Center.
September 11, 2001A federal appeals court found that prison inmates have a right to procreate that “survives incarceration.” A virus was killing thousands of salmon in eastern Maine.
September 4, 2001Historians in Britain brewed a 5,000-year-old recipe for beer flavored with animal feces.
September 4, 2001Over a hundred bats attacked a woman in Vienna when she opened her pantry in the middle of the night.
August 28, 2001A thousand mink were missing after being released from a Dutch farm by animal-rights activists; 200 were killed in traffic.
August 21, 2001A giant sea turtle that was being tracked via satellite by thousands of schoolchildren was barbecued and eaten at a fiesta in a Mexican village.
July 10, 2001 Britain claimed that the burning of slaughtered animals infected with foot-and-mouth disease, which released dioxins into the atmosphere, posed no health risk.
July 10, 2001Lauderdale; the arm apparently belonged to an adult male who did not survive an encounter with an alligator.
June 19, 2001In Florida, a 73-year-old woman attacked a pit bull, biting it on the back of its neck in an attempt to save her Scottish terrier; the pit bull released its victim and was rewarded with another bite from the old woman.
June 19, 2001A stork's nest fell from the sky and landed on a French woman sitting in a café.
June 5, 2001A beaver attacked a Finnish hiker and sunk its long yellow teeth into the man's neck.
May 29, 2001An enraged cow attacked a golfer in Stockholm.
May 22, 2001The leader of the research team that cloned Dolly the sheep warned against the premature cloning of farm animals for meat and milk production; cattle clones have suffered from severe defects such as diabetes, immune-system deficiencies, giant tongues, intestinal blockages, and squashed faces.
May 15, 2001A performing rat was killed by a wayward curtain rod at a fashion show in Sydney, Australia; animal-rights groups were investigating the incident.
May 8, 2001 Police in Japan were looking for a killer disguised as a panda bear.
April 24, 2001Other scientists discovered that feeding antibiotics to animals, already known to contribute to resistant strains of salmonella and other gut bacteria, has led to the development of resistant strains of soil- and water-borne bacteria beneath farms that use such feed.
April 17, 2001 President George W. Bush asked Congress to impose a moratorium on lawsuits aimed at forcing the federal government to extend endangered-species protection to unlisted plants and animals.
April 3, 2001 Britain was burying hundreds of thousands of sheep and cattle that have been killed in an attempt to control the spread of foot-and-mouth disease; scientists were trying to figure out whether the disease can be transmitted via the smoke of burning animals.
March 27, 2001The United States government fired a mapping specialist at the U.S. Geological Survey who posted a map on the Internet showing caribou calving grounds in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, where President Bush hopes to drill for oil.
March 20, 2001The United States banned imports of European animals and animal products.
March 20, 2001Seven-year-old Regan Muse convinced her father, a state representative from Maine, to introduce legislation banning elephants from circuses.
March 6, 2001 Black rhinos were dying under mysterious circumstances in Tanzania.
February 27, 2001 Britain banned all exports of live animals, milk, and meat, after foot and mouth disease was discovered among some pigs and cattle; Britons were asked to stay away from the countryside; Ireland stationed extra troops along its border to keep out wayward British cows.
February 20, 2001People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals somehow managed to leave a voice-mail message from Jack Lemmon in 18,000 Environmental Protection Agency telephone mailboxes; Lemmon complained about the EPA's chemical-toxicity tests, which are conducted on cute, furry little animals.
February 13, 2001A television station in Israel broadcast a home video of a rape. A cougar on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, attacked and tried to eat a man.
February 13, 2001Workers at the Miami Seaquarium made turtle stew from an endangered leatherback sea turtle that died there after it was struck by a boat.
February 13, 2001A new species of camel was discovered that can survive on salt water.
February 6, 2001People in Malaysia were tearing up forests looking for tongkat ali, a traditional medicine that, according to researchers, stimulates the libido of rats.
January 30, 2001After a tanker ran aground, some 240,000 gallons of diesel fuel was spreading through the Galápagos Islands, poisoning the once pristine home of the flightless cormorant, the miniature Galápagos penguin, the waved albatross, and the masked booby. The tanker had been carrying fuel for tourist cruises. Fishermen were trying to skim fuel off the surface of the ocean with buckets.
January 30, 2001 Rats dream, researchers found.
January 16, 2001 United States agriculture officials continued to insist that Americans were at little risk from mad cow disease, despite the fact that testing has not been widespread. Loopholes still exist in regulations concerning feeding ground-up farm animals to other farm animals; deer in several western states are infected with another form of spongiform encephalopathy; an unknown number of sheep have scrapie, a form of spongiform encephalopathy; captive mink in eleven midwestern states developed spongiform encephalopathy after being fed untested “downer cows”; and beef byproducts such as milk, blood, fat, and semen are still imported from the U.K. and Europe. The prions that cause mad cow disease survive freezing, cooking, and incineration, which complicates disposal.
January 16, 2001The Union of Concerned Scientists estimated that 24.6 million pounds of antibiotics are given each year to healthy farm animals such as cows, chickens, and pigs; the group warned that such practices encourage the evolution of drug-resistant bacteria.
January 16, 2001An Asian gaur, a rare ox, was successfully cloned and gestated by a cow, but died a few days later of dysentery; it was the first animal to be gestated by an animal of a different species.
January 16, 2001 Researchers found that the human love of music was instinctual, a mere animal reflex.
January 9, 2001 Animal researchers at Texas A&M University unveiled a bull calf named Bull 86 Squared, a clone of Bull 86, a naturally disease-resistant bull that died in 1997; they say the calf is 100 times more resistant to brucellosis, tuberculosis, and salmonellosis, all of which can be transmitted to humans through beef or milk.
January 2, 2001 Two stolen koala bears were recovered from a dung-filled San Francisco home; the koalas were stolen by two Vietnamese Buddhist teenagers who broke into the San Francisco zoo through a skylight and tried to give the bears to their girlfriends, who rejected the gifts.
December 12, 2000The European Union decided to stop feeding ground-up farm animals to other farm animals for at least six months in an attempt to stop the spread of mad cow disease; all cattle over the age of thirty months must be either tested or destroyed.
November 21, 2000Maine's wild Atlantic salmon was placed on the endangered species list, to the dismay of Maine's Atlantic salmon fishermen.
November 7, 2000Rotenone, a common pesticide, produced all the symptoms of Parkinson's disease in laboratory rats, according to a new study, suggesting that such poisons may cause the disease in humans.
October 31, 2000Scientists at the University of Chicago believe that zebra finches sing songs in their dreams, perhaps in order to memorize the melodies; their conclusion was based on a study of the songbirds' brainwaves.
October 10, 2000A federal judge ordered that the Animal Welfare Act be extended to protect birds, mice, and rats used in research laboratories; vivisectionists expressed concern that the progress of science might be impeded.
September 26, 2000 Kraft Foods recalled taco shells that contain StarLink, a type of genetically modified corn that was approved for animal consumption but specifically disapproved for humans.
September 19, 2000The Bush campaign was preoccupied with a controversy over a negative ad that was said to contain subliminal messages; Governor Bush denied that the flashing word “rats” was “subliminable.” Lawsuits were filed against the makers of Ritalin; lawyers claimed that the company was conspiring to expand the market for the stimulant, which is used to treat hyperactivity in children, beyond its legitimate use.
September 12, 2000Hutu militiamen killed ten people with machetes in a gorilla sanctuary in southeastern Congo.
September 5, 2000People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was planning to paint a naked woman as a tiger and put her in a cage to protest the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.
August 29, 2000 New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani threatened to sue People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals for using his likeness on billboards which say “Got Prostate Cancer? Drinking Milk Contributes to Prostate Cancer.”
August 1, 2000A plague of grasshoppers was destroying crops in much of Texas.
August 0, 2000 People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals issued a statement to protest the annual Festival Gastronomico del Gato in Canete, Peru, during which people eat catburgers to ward off bronchial disease.
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The Sun

June 0, 2000In Nova Scotia a moose fell to its death from a helicopter sling.
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CBC


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