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A Cartoon

By Mr. Fish

A large man in an army uniform sits next to a much smaller young man; the young man's T-shirt reads “Free Jizz”. The recruiter says, “Did I mention that in the unlikely event that you're killed in the Army that it's free fro you, we pay for the funeral, the stone, everything?” The young man responds, “Five or six times.”
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