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Excretion

Aug 2006

Price, from a North Carolina company, for a charcoal-filled seat cushion that absorbs the odor of flatulence: $21.95

Percentage of the odor that the cushion absorbs, according to an outside study: 20

Percentage absorbed by the company’s $64.99 carbon-fiber underwear: 99

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Dairiair, LLC (Greenville, N.C.)

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Michael Levitt, Veterans Affairs Medical Center (Minneapolis)

May 2003Average number of industrial compounds and pollutants that can be found2 in an American's blood and urine: 91
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Environmental Working Group (Washington)

May 2003Average factor by which levels of uranium in the urine of Afghan test subjects last fall exceeded normal: 25
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Uranium Medical Research Centre (Toronto)

October 28, 2007The New York Times Style section published a feature on the rise of the term “vajayjay” to describe female genitalia. “The reason that vajayjay has caught on, I think, is because there is a black--Southern especially--naming tradition, which is to have names like Ray Ray and Boo Boo and things like that,” said John H. McWhorter, a linguist at the Manhattan Institute. “It sounds warm and familiar and it almost makes the vagina feel like a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around.”
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New York Times

September 18, 2007A British man named Anthony Anderson was arrested for urinating on a 57-year-old woman as she lay dying of pancreatic failure. “This,” yelled Anderson as he was filmed, “is YouTube material.”
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BBC News

July 4, 2007Fort Lauderdale, Florida, in an attempt to prevent gay sex, planned to install a quarter-million-dollar robot toilet.
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South Florida Sun Sentinel

June 4, 2007A family in Morocco were evicted from the toilet where they had lived for several years. “When he came home,” said the mother of her son, “he would cry and asked me why we lived in the toilet.”
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BBC

May 10, 2007Sergeant Sanick Dela Cruz testified in a pre-trial hearing related to the November 2005 killing of 24 civilians in Haditha, Iraq. “I know it was a bad thing what I've done,” he said about his role in the killings, which were in retribution for the death of another Marine, “but I done it because I was angry T.J. was dead, and I pissed on one Iraqi's head.”
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Reuters via Alertnet

April 16, 2007Toto, Japan's leading toilet maker, was offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after several burst into flames.
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Fox News

March 21, 2007To test the integrity of ten local hospitals, journalists in Hangzhou, China, replaced their urine samples with tea; six of the hospitals diagnosed the reporters with urinary tract infections.
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Reuters via Yahoo! Lifestyle

February 22, 2007 Kentucky Fried Chicken president Gregg Dedrick wrote a personal letter to Pope Benedict XVI asking him to bless the company's 99-cent Fish Snacker.
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Restaurant News

February 7, 2007In a scenario that psychiatry professor Michael Stone called “unique in the annals of female crime,” U.S. astronaut Lisa Nowak was arrested after she drove 900 miles to attempt to kidnap a woman she believed was romantically involved with a male space colleague. Dr. Keith Ablow, another psychiatrist, theorized that Nowak, who when taken into custody was wearing a diaper and was in possession of a BB gun, pepper spray, garbage bags, and rubber tubing, may very well have “unresolved issues.”
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NY Times

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MSNBC

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MSNBC and ABC News

December 10, 2006Police and firefighters on Long Island rescued a veteran who had walled himself in with a seven-foot-high pile of fecal matter and other debris.
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NYPost

December 5, 2006A plane bound for Texas made an emergency landing after a female passenger lit matches to mask the odor of her fart.
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WKMG Local News

October 6, 2006Dog-feces-cleanup franchises were opening across the United States. It's the “best job in the world,” said Matt Boswell, the Chief Excrement Officer of Texas-based Pet Butler, which operates in 14 states.
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The Seattle Times

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MSNBC

October 2, 2006A contender for the world chess championship refused to play in a finals match after being accused of taking a suspicious number of bathroom breaks.
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Moscow Times

September 7, 2006Actor William Shatner turned down a free seat on the Virgin Galactic spaceship. “To vomit in space,” he said, “is not my idea of a good time.”
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The Daily Mail

September 4, 2006Around 125 people in Ethiopia died from an outbreak of acute watery diarrhea.
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Seacoast Online

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Reuters

September 1, 2006In a courtroom in Duluth, Minnesota, a cocaine trafficker ate his own feces.
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Duluth News Tribune

August 23, 2006Paul Weisman, a researcher at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, said that scientists were “anally pursuing” a new designation for Pluto.
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Universe 'too fascinating'

August 15, 2006In Germany a man was struck on the back of the neck by projectile human feces, then robbed of $9,554 by three people who offered to clean him off.
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Reuters

July 31, 2006A Chicago woman was suing Borders Books after she was “permanently disfigured” in a toilet seat accident.
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CBS2 Chicago

July 31, 2006It was reported that detainees at the Guantánamo Bay prison have attacked their guards with spit, feces, semen, and a bloody lizard tail.
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AP via Breitbart.com

July 27, 2006 Saddam Hussein demanded that he be shot—not hanged—if he is found guilty of murdering Shiites in Dujail in 1982. “This case,” said Hussein, “is not worth the urine of an Iraqi child.”
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Scotsman.com

July 18, 2006A taxidermist from Lake County, Florida, was arrested after urinating on $500 worth of frozen food.
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Local 6.com

July 12, 2006In Australia scientists found that mothers are less revolted by the smell of their child's feces than they are by the feces of other children.
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Live Science

June 27, 2006 Australian scientists studying the use of dingo urine as a kangaroo repellent found that the urine startles kangaroos.
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Yahoo! News

April 25, 2006Due to extreme inflation, toilet paper in Harare, Zimbabwe, cost $145,750 per roll (or U.S. $0.69).
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The New York Times

April 4, 2006Doctors in North Carolina announced that they had successfully implanted lab-grown bladders into several patients.
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New Scientists

March 8, 2006A five-year study into alternative methods of managing hog waste produced no feasible alternative to the current practice of filling massive lagoons with excrement.
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WRAL.com

February 22, 2006A Bavarian village was flooded with over a foot of pig manure.
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BBC News

February 19, 2006Toxoplasma parasites, found in cat feces, were causing deadly brain disease in U.S. otters.
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BBC News

February 17, 2006In Harare, Zimbabwe, twenty newborn babies and fetuses were being pulled from the sewers each week.
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CNN.com

January 6, 2006A 76-year-old performance artist was in trouble for chipping Marcel Duchamp's “Fountain,” a urinal valued at $3.6 million, with a hammer. In 1993 the same performance artist was arrested for urinating into the artwork.
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AP

December 1, 2005A Jasper County, Georgia, eighth-grader was dismissed from school after he took down a video camera installed in the school's boys' bathroom; it turned out that the camera had been placed there by the school principal so that he could observe the boys.
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WMAZ.com

October 19, 2005A burglar in Spokane, Washington, broke into a house and stole golf clubs, but left a pile of feces arranged in the shape of male genitalia.
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MSNBC

October 14, 2005 Swiss scientists discovered that the prions that cause mad cow disease and scrapie can be passed through cow urine.
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Medical News Today

October 7, 2005A registered sex offender in Medford, Oregon, was arrested after he asked a group of four girls for a ride to the mall. The police said that the suspect was covered in feces, but the man insisted he had just been rolling in tomato paste.
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SFGate

September 22, 2005 New York City announced that it would install up to twenty public pay toilets, one for every 405,203 people.
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1010 WINS

September 14, 2005At a U.N. summit, President George W. Bush was photographed writing a note to Condoleezza Rice. "I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?" read the note.
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Reuters

August 25, 2005A Springfield Township, Ohio, postal worker was caught putting urine in the post office coffeepot.
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The New York Times

August 16, 2005In Richmond, Virginia, a sale on used laptops led to 17 injuries and one woman wetting herself.
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AP

August 12, 2005A man in Columbus, Georgia, was in trouble for smearing feces on his body and walking through a mall.
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Ledger-Enquirer.com

July 15, 2005A Bear, Delaware, woman was charged with injecting her two-year-old son with human feces.
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Delaware Online

July 11, 2005It cost $75 to bleach your anus in Los Angeles.
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The Village Voice

June 28, 2005A man in New Hampshire was arrested for hiding inside an outhouse tank.
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AP

June 16, 2005And four cheerleaders in Texas were in trouble for smearing human feces on a pizza in an attempt to frame a rival cheerleading squad.
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WOAI.com

May 24, 2005A San Diego doctor was training a dog named Ginger to detect cancer by sniffing human urine.
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Sign On San Diego

May 6, 2005In Victoria, British Columbia, a man was barred from a civic meeting because he was dressed as a giant piece of feces named “Mr. Floatie.”
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Canada.com

March 30, 2005A Toronto man attempted to pass a Breathalyzer test by stuffing his mouth full of his own feces.
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Ottowa Sun

March 18, 2005Municipal workers in Buffalo, New York, were asked to provide their own toilet paper at work due to a budget crisis.
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Boston.com

March 11, 2005A New Jersey man was arrested for a string of burglaries. “He defecated in at least four residences,” said a prosecutor. “When he was taken into custody, he also defecated, and that was in his pants.”
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The Trentonian

March 10, 2005An Idaho teenager was in trouble for frosting brownies with his semen.
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Sun-Sentinel.com

February 20, 2005 Chinese scientists announced the development of a new process that turns sewage water and mud into organic fertilizer and pesticide.
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Xinhuanet

February 16, 2005 NASA researchers studying the methane signatures of Mars found evidence of life below the Martian surface.
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Space.com

February 11, 2005 Anti-Semitism was on the rise in London; there were complaints of arson, beatings, and the mailing of a snuffbox filled with excrement.
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The Independent

February 4, 2005Frozen urine dropped from the sky in Scotland.
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The Daily Record

January 17, 2005 German police were searching for the those responsible for sticking miniature American flags into thousands of piles of dog excrement in public parks over the last year.
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Ananova

January 12, 2005During the trial of Army Spc. Charles Graner Jr., it was revealed that he threatened to rape prisoners and made them eat pork, and made one prisoner eat from a toilet.
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New York Timesimes

January 5, 2005and a $20 million art project described as a "visual golden river" broke ground in New York's Central Park.
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The New York Times

November 17, 2004 Soldiers at Fort Lewis, Washington, were throwing chocolate pudding and lemon-lime Gatorade at each other in order to prepare for duty at Army detention centers like Guantánamo Bay. “I feel good about this mission,” said one soldier. “I get to be part of the solution.”
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The Olympian

November 17, 2004The World Toilet Summit was held in China.
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AP

October 22, 2004German archaeologists unearthed Martin Luther's privy.
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BBC

August 18, 2004A new survey found that about 10 percent of the world's food crops are irrigated with sewage.
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New Scientist

July 15, 2004Britain's Science Museum was thinking about using visitors' excrement to cut down on its electricity bills.
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Reuters

March 20, 2004 Virgin Atlantic Airways decided not to install urinals shaped like a woman's open lips at a first-class lounge at New York's JFK Airport.
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ABC.com.au

March 4, 2004 Baghdad's sewage continued to flow untreated into the Tigris River.
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New York Times

January 7, 2004The United States Transportation Security Administration decreed that passengers may no longer line up to use the toilet on airplanes.
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Sydney Morning Herald

November 5, 2003Marine biologists traced a strange submarine farting sound to bubbles that were observed coming from a herring's anus; it was the first discovery of a fish making a sound (which has been labeled a "fast repetitive tick," or FRT) with its anus.
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New Scientist

October 25, 2003 FBI agents at the Norfolk, Virginia, airport took anal swabs from a mechanical farting dog to make sure it did not contain explosives.
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BBC

October 14, 2003A genomic survey of human feces found it inhabited by 1,200 viruses, about half of which were previously unknown to science.
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Nature.com

July 5, 2003A primary school in China was fining children five yuan per incident for farting in class.
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Undernews

May 22, 2003Some Afghan civilians were found to have "astonishing" levels of uranium in their urine.
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BBC

March 18, 2003 Cameroon's health minister warned the people not to drink their own urine.
September 10, 2002 A large chunk of frozen urine crashed through the roof of a home on Long Island.
April 2, 2002 People in Washington State were alarmed at the numbers of urine-filled bottles and other human waste being found along the state's highways.
March 26, 2002 The Supreme Court ruled that a South Carolina man could no longer sell his own urine online; for $69 plus shipping and handling, the pipe fitter would mail five ounces of urine, plastic tubing, and a warmer to customers concerned about their ability to pass employers' drug tests.
August 7, 2001Many people in Thailand were still drinking their own urine.
June 19, 2001Buck Weimer, an inventor from Colorado, came up with a new type of fart-proof underpants for people who suffer from chronic flatulence; the device, called Under-Ease, comes with a replaceable charcoal filter.
June 12, 2001 Australia was vaccinating sheep and cattle to prevent farting, which emits methane, a potent gas that contributes to global warming.
June 5, 2001 China's official news agency reported that 3 million Chinese drink their own urine every day.
April 10, 2001A man was arrested in New York for using a spray bottle to contaminate Manhattan salad bars with a cocktail of his own urine and feces; he was charged with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, criminal tampering, possession of a forged instrument, and public urination.

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