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California

Sep 2006Number of schools and publishers that subscribe to a California company’s plagiarism-detecting database: 5,000



Chances that a college paper today is plagiarized at least in part, according to a study using the database: 3 in 10
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Turnitin (Oakland)

Aug 2006

Amount of casino profits that the Pechanga, a California tribe, paid out last year to each of its adults: $290,000 (see page 74)

Portion of the tribe that is being expelled or has been expelled since 2004 over allegations of insufficient heritage: 1/4

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Harper’s research

May 2006Minimum number of shopping carts that went missing from L.A.–area stores last year: 6,220,000
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California Shopping Cart Retrieval Corp. (Burbank)/Hernandez Cart Service Inc. (Venice, Calif.)

Dec 2005Number of degrees Fahrenheit that temperatures in California’s wine country have risen since 1971: 1.6
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Gregory V. Jones, Southern Oregon University (Ashland)

Oct 2005Amount that Oakland residents can now be fined if their dog has not been implanted with an ID microchip: $100
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City of Oakland Animal Services

Oct 2005Years after the Watts riots that the Dr. Huey P. Newton Foundation trademarked “Burn Baby Burn” for a hot sauce: 40
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U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (Alexandria, Va.)

Oct 2005Portion of L.A. County’s black residents who would need to move in order for the city to be fully integrated: 3/4
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United Way of Greater Los Angeles

Mar 2005Average age of a Bay Area career-day audience this year to which a speaker touted stripping as a profession: 13
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Jane Lanthrop Stanford Middle School (Palo Alto, Calif.)/William Fried (Foster City, Calif.)

Mar 2005Price a California company charges for a chain-mail condom: $75
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J. Kythera Contreras (Oak View, Calif.)

Mar 2005Amount to which a San Diego defense analyst’s payments to Social Security had appreciated when he retired in 1994: $261,372
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Stanley Logue (San Diego)

Mar 2004Number of disabled Californians whose home aid Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger plans to eliminate : 65,000
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California State Department of Social Services (Sacramento)

Jan 2004Number of political parties represented in California's gubernatorial race last year : 6
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California Secretary of State (Sacramento)

Dec 2003 Date on which Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Enron CEO Kenneth Lay to discuss California’s energy policy: 5/17/01
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The Foundation for Taxpayer and Consumer Rights (Santa Monica, Calif.)

Dec 2003 Chances that a participant in California’s September 24 gubernatorial debate grew up speaking English at home: 2 in 5
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Arianna Huffington (Santa Monica, Calif.)/Office of the Lt. Governor of California (Sacramento, Calif.)/Camejo for Governor (Oakland)/Office of Senator Tom McClintock (Sacramento, Calif.)/Californians for Schwarzenegger (Santa Monica, Calif.)

Nov 2003Amount that energy companies’ market manipulation cost California consumers between 2000 and 2001 per capita: $260
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California Independent System Operator (Folsom, Calif.)/U.S. Census Bureau (Washington)

Nov 2003Amount California has received per capita in energy-company settlements since then: $2.60
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Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (Washington)/U.S. Census Bureau (Washington)

Nov 2003Age in years of a California bristlecone pine that is the oldest tree on earth: 4,733
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U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service

Aug 2003Rank of California governor Gray Davis's approval rating in May among the lowest in the 55-year history of the state poll: 1
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Field Poll (San Francisco)

Jun 2003Portion of sales of its "Impeach Bush French Fries" that a California cafe will donate to an impeachment campaign: 1/10
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Saturn Cafe (Santa Cruz, Calif.)

Jun 2003Percentage of cases of communicable diseases that California medical professionals are required to report that go unreported: 80
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California HealthCare Foundation (Oakland)

Apr 2003Percentage of California's economy that is accounted for by agriculture: 7
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Dan Sumner, University of California, Davis

Mar 2003Minimum number of California concerts canceled since August because of new U.S. visa policies: 37
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Harper's research

Feb 2003Number of California inmates serving 25 years to life under the three-strikes law for thefts worth less than $400: 344
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California Department of Corrections (Sacramento)

Feb 2003Chances that a new student at the University of California at Berkeley last fall had at least one foreign-born parent: 2 in 3
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University of California, Berkeley

Jan 2003Minimum number of locals hired to act as Arabs heckling U.S. troops during an army war game in California last year: 15
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U.S. Army (Fort Lewis, Wash.)

Dec 2002Days it takes an adult in Los Angeles to breathe in more air pollution than EPA guidelines recommend for a lifetime: 25
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National Environmental Trust (Washington)

Sep 2002Ratio of military recruiters to college counselors at East Los Angeles's Roosevelt High School: 5:1
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Roosevelt High School (Los Angeles)

Jul 2002Days after receiving it last year that a California dump lost its landmark status because it is a Superfund site: 20
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Fresno Public Affairs (Fresno, Calif.)

Jul 2002Months after enacting it that California's energy commission last spring renewed its ban on using duct tape on ducts: 16
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California Energy Commission (Sacramento)

Aug 2001Minimum number of hours of blackouts predicted for California this summer: 260
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North American Electric Reliability Commission (Princeton, N.J.)

Jun 2001Ratio of per capita Ritalin use in Vermont to per capita use in California: 3:1
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Drug Enforcement Administration (Washington)

Feb 2001Chances that a young black man living in Los Angeles's Watts neighborhood is unemployed or in prison: 7 in 10
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Watts Labor Community Action Committee (Los Angeles)

Sep 2000Percentage of newborns in India who would qualify for intensive care if they were born in California: 30
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Dr. David Barker, University of Southampton (England)

Aug 2000Price of a two-week stay at California's Entrepreneurship Camp, for ages 9 through 16: $1,950
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Pali Adventures (Lake Arrowhead, Calif.)

Aug 2000Percentage change since 1995 in the number of assaults against federal officers patrolling the California border: +617
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Federal Bureau of Investigation (San Diego)

Aug 2000Number of semiautomatic paint-ball rifles ordered by the LAPD in preparation for this month's Democratic convention: 40
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Los Angeles Police Department

Jun 2000Estimated percentage change in the Native American population of California during the 1850s: -65
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Russell Thornton, American Indian Holocaust and Survival, University of Oklahoma Press (Norman)

Jun 2000Portion of California's revenue between 1852 and 1870 composed of taxes paid by Chinese laborers: 1/2
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Professor Ronald Takaki, University of California (Berkeley)

Mar 2000Fine levied on a California man last fall for shooting an owl with a slingshot, then beating it: $10,000
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Pleasanton Superior Court (Pleasanton, Calif.)

Sep 1999Number of Texas and California counties colonized by African “killer” bees since 1994: 51
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Texas A&M University (College Station, Tex.)/California Department of Food and Agriculture (Sacramento, Calif.)

May 1999Rank of José, among the most popular names given boys born in California or Texas last year: 1
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Social Security Administration (Baltimore)

Mar 1999Number of people detained or evacuated from buildings in California last December due to anonymous anthrax threats: 3,000
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F.B.I

Dec 1998Donation received last July by a Los Angeles soup kitchen in order to provide shopping carts for the homeless: $10,000
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Los Angeles Catholic Worker (Los Angeles)

Oct 1998Price of a set of How to Build Your Own Casket instructions, from Homemade Caskets of California: $19.50
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Homemade Caskets (Pioneer, Calif.)

Oct 1998Chance that a California nursing home has been cited for violations “causing death or life-threatening harm” to patients: 1 in 3
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U.S. General Accounting Office

Jul 1998Amount the California prison system has spent since 1993 to prevent birds from being electrocuted by its fences: $3,400,000
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California Corrections Department (Sacramento)

Jun 1998Ratio of California prison jobs created between 1984 and 1994 to state jobs in higher education cut during that time: 3:1
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Justice Policy Institute (Washington)

Jun 1998Estimated number of calls made to Californian Al Nino since last year by people asking, “Why are you doing this?”: 100
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Alfonso Nino (Pomono, Calif.)

May 1998Percentage of California counties declared disaster areas last February: 60
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

December 26, 2008A man dressed as Santa Claus opened fire at his in-laws' Christmas Eve party in Covina, California, killing at least eight people before setting fire to the house and killing himself.
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New York Times

December 1, 2008A statistician in California said that humans would soon reach their maximum running speed. “Men are still on the upward trend,” said Mark Denny of Stanford University, but “they are getting near that plateau.” Horses and dogs are already running as fast as they can.
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Mercury News

November 5, 2008 California, Florida, and Arizona passed propositions banning same-sex marriage.
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New York Times

October 15, 2008The Republican Party in Sacramento, California, removed the words “Waterboard Barack Obama” from their official website. “Some people find it offensive,” said county chairman Craig MacGlashan. “Others do not. I cannot comment on how people interpret things.”
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Sacramento Bee

October 3, 2008 California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger emailed Paulson to say that he may need a $7 billion loan for the state.
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Los Angeles Times

September 14, 2008At least 25 people were killed and another 140 injured when a Metrolink commuter train crashed head-on into a freight train in the San Fernando Valley.
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Los Angeles Times

September 9, 2008Police in Fresno apprehended a man for breaking into a house, rubbing cooking spices on the body of one sleeping resident, and assaulting another resident with a sausage.
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The Fresno Bee

August 31, 2008A man concerned that he had injected air into his veins while shooting cocaine tried to amputate his own arm with a butter knife, and then a butcher knife, at a Denny's Restaurant in California,.
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CBS

August 11, 2008 Researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, developed a material for use in invisibility cloaks.
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BBC

July 26, 2008 California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill requiring that students in the state's public schools be taught about global warming.
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San Jose Mercury News

July 18, 2008The U.S. Census Bureau announced that the 2010 census will not count the estimated 780,000 same-sex marriages that will have by then taken place in California and Massachusetts.
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LA Times

July 13, 2008The U.S. Office of Thrift Supervision seized the IndyMac Bank of California, worth an estimated 32 billion dollars, after the bank's closure in the wake of mortgage industry collapse.
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AFP

June 15, 2008Responding to a Father's Day 911 call in Stanislaus County, California, about a man who was kicking and beating his toddler by the side of the road, police descended in a helicopter, shot and killed the man, and found that his son, beaten beyond recognition, was dead.
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Mercury News

May 23, 2008 Clinton insisted that her candidacy was still viable. “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right?” she offered. “We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.”
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The New York Post

May 16, 2008The California Supreme Court struck down a state ban on same-sex marriage, surprising legal experts because six of the seven judges are Republican,.
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CNN.com

May 2, 2008Three northern elephant seals were found shot in the head, lying in pools of blood, in San Simeon, California, near the Hearst castle.
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The Los Angeles Times

February 29, 2008Agriculture Secretary Ed Schafer, speaking before Congress following the recall of 143 million pounds of beef packed at the Westland/Hallmark plant in Chino, California, refused to support an outright ban on processing “downer” cows for food, even though such cows are by definition too weak or sick to stand.
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Washington Post

February 23, 2008 Texas surpassed California to become the top producer of wind power, and oil men were cashing in on the boom. “We're number one in wind in the United States,” said Texas land commissioner Jerry Patterson, “and that will never change.”
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NY Times

February 18, 2008The whistle-blower website Wikileaks.org was removed from the Internet after a Swiss bank obtained an injunction against California Web hosting company Dynadot.
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BBCnews.com

February 7, 2008In the G.O.P. primaries on Super Tuesday, John McCain emerged as the likely Republican presidential nominee after winning California, New York, New Jersey, and other “blue states”; Mike Huckabee won states in the South, and Mitt Romney won states in which he has owned a home. Romney later announced the end of his presidential campaign to an audience that moaned and cried “No, no!” “Size,” explained Romney, referring to the number of delegates pledged to McCain, “does matter.”
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Talking Points Memo

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National Post

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Breitbart

February 3, 2008 California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed Republican candidate John McCain, while Schwarzenegger's wife, Maria Shriver, the niece of John F. Kennedy, endorsed Barack Obama.
Source 1:

McCain Wins Schwarzenegger Nod

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Maria Shriver endorses Obama

December 2, 2007President George W. Bush put forth a plan developed by mortgage lenders to freeze interest rates for some homeowners, and watched Hootie and the Blowfish perform “California Girls” for ex‒Beach Boy Brian Wilson.
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NYT

Source 2:

The Washington Post

December 2, 2007Khaled Hosseini, the author of the novel on which the film is based and a resident of California, implored the United States not to abandon Afghanistan. Without U.S. support, he wrote, “Afghanistan is doomed.”
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'Kite Runner' author urges US to hang on in Afghanistan

November 25, 2007Fourteen thousand refugees fled wildfires in Malibu, California,.
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New York Times

November 9, 2007 California was suing the federal government for preventing it from reducing car pollution.
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BBCnews.com

October 26, 2007Wildfires spread from north of Los Angeles to south of San Diego, killing at least seven people, consuming more than 1,800 homes, burning a half-million acres, setting Camp Pendleton afire, forcing about 300,000 San Diego residents to evacuate, and prompting California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to declare seven counties disaster areas and to mobilize the National Guard. At the Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, typically home to the Chargers but a place of refuge for 20,000 evacuees during the fires, an air-conditioned medical tent was erected, a cell-phone provider offered free calls to anywhere in the United States, volunteers distributed coloring books and crayons to children, coolers brimmed with cold sodas, residents piled sandwich meat onto bread, and a massage therapist and acupuncturist set up shop. FEMA apologized for holding a fake press conference on the wildfires, with FEMA staffers posing as reporters. “Are you happy with FEMA's response so far?” asked one fake reporter. “I'm very happy,” said Deputy Administrator Harvey Johnson, “with FEMA's response so far.”
Source 1:

Washington Post

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Washington Post

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MSNBC

October 24, 2007A couple in southern California was facing criminal charges for attempting to sell 375 pounds of bathtub cheese.
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Central Valley Business Times

October 23, 2007Former FEMA director Michael D. Brown, who now works for a disaster recovery company, was made available for comment regarding the wildfires raging in California,.
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PR Newswire

September 25, 2007A Rudy Giuliani supporter in Palo Alto, California, charged guests $9.11 per person to attend a fundraiser.
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CNN

September 22, 2007A University of Florida student was Tasered after his question for Senator John Kerry went on too long. An Ocala, Florida, man accused police of Tasering him after he refused to drop his Koran; police in Tustin, California, Tasered a 15-year-old autistic boy; and a Taser dart fired at a Vancouver, Washington, man ignited the cigarette lighter in his pocket, setting his pants on fire. Sales at Taser International were expected to reach $90 million this year.
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The Boston Globe

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WRAL.com

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OC Register

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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

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Times Online

September 14, 2007Evening traffic slowed in Santa Barbara, California, as commuters watched the carcass of a 70-foot blue whale drift south along the highway.
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FOX

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LAT

September 7, 2007A San Diego woman was reportedly considering a lawsuit against Southwest Airlines after she was asked to leave one of their flights because attendants deemed her skirt and sweater too revealing.
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ABCnews.com

September 4, 2007A convicted California voyeur sued police to get back his porn collection.
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Breitbart.com

September 1, 2007A vegetable grower in Fresno, California, recalled 8,000 cartons of salmonella-tainted spinach.
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Washington Post

August 30, 2007Polling revealed that Democrats despise President Bush more than any other executive in history. “No one,” said Gary C. Jacobson, a political scientist at the University of California, San Diego, “comes close.”
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NY Times

August 16, 2007Baptist pastor Wiley S. Drake instructed his Buena Park, California, congregation to pray for the deaths of two members of Americans United for Separation of Church and State. “Let his days be few,” read the prayer, “and let another take his office. Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.”
Source:

The Los Angeles Times

July 18, 2007Recently filed court documents described how Henry T. Nicholas III, the billionaire founder of Broadcom, built a $30 million underground sex bunker in Laguna Hills, California, and stocked it with prostitutes flown in by private jet.
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The Los Angeles Times

July 17, 2007A newborn was found in a trashcan at a Denny's in Anaheim, California; a 17-year-old girl with blood dripping down her legs was discovered nearby, having just shared a meal with her family.
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O.C. Register

July 15, 2007 Garbage was overflowing in parts of Oakland, California, after two weeks of dispute between Waste Management, Inc., and Teamsters Local 70. “It stinks,” said Oakland resident Jarod Smith.
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SF Chron

May 18, 2007Off the coast of Monterey, California, a new kind of sea anemone--small, white, and cube-shaped--was found inside a whale's corpse.
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LiveScience

May 12, 2007The editor of a California news website, explaining that editors and interns “are extremely demanding and produce inferior work,” hired two new reporters who will cover Pasadena from India.
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The Guardian

May 3, 2007The Republican candidates for the presidency debated at the Ronald Reagan Library in California. Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas said that the day Roe v. Wade was repealed would be “a glorious day of human liberty and freedom” and that the current tax system “ought to be taken behind a barn and killed with a dull ax”; Senator John McCain of Arizona claimed that he would “follow [Osama bin Laden] to the gates of hell”; Texas Congressman Ron Paul said that not going to war in Iraq would have been “conservative,“ because ”it’s a Republican, it’s a pro-American, it follows the Founding Fathers. And besides, it follows the Constitution.” California Congressman Duncan Hunter took responsibility for the border fence in San Diego. “It’s a double fence,” he said. “It’s not that little straggly fence you see on CNN with everybody getting over it.” “No one on this stage,” said former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, ”probably knows Hillary Clinton better than I do,” to which former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani replied: ”Oh my!” Collectively, the candidates invoked Reagan's name nearly 20 times.
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NY Times

March 29, 2007A California man was released from prison after serving five months for shooting an ostrich named Gaylord who had embarrassed him in front of women.
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San Francisco Chronicle

March 23, 2007And in the Mojave Desert, a wandering photographer in search of a striptease museum stumbled across an estimated acre of rotting food discarded by a food bank, including cases of eggnog and tooth whitener. “Creepy, spooky, gross, disgusting,” he said. “Filled with animals and bugs.”
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MSNBC

February 8, 2007An Irvine, California, police officer was found not guilty of charges that he ejaculated on a female motorist during an early-morning traffic stop. “She got what she wanted,“ explained the officer's lawyer. ”She’s an overtly sexual person.”
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OC Weekly

January 17, 2007A freeze destroyed as much as 75 percent of California's citrus crop. “We may have to do without guacamole for a while,” said a Pasadena resident. “And we may be drinking our Coronas without limes.”
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AP via Cnn.com

January 14, 2007A California woman died from water intoxication after a water-drinking contest.
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L.A. Times

January 4, 2007The 110th Congress convened on Capitol Hill, and Representative Nancy Pelosi of California kicked off her tenure as America's first female speaker of the House with four days of parties dubbed “Pelosi-Palooza.” The festivities included a performance by singer Tony Bennett and an honorary street-naming in Pelosi's hometown of Baltimore. Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia disrupted the Congress's opening prayer with shouts of “Yes, Lord!” and “Mmmhmmm!” and Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts mimed tipping a bottle to his mouth. Congress's first Muslim member took his oath on a Koran once owned by Thomas Jefferson, and a Buddhist representative swore in on no book at all.
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Washington Post

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Washington Post

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CBS News

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AZ Central

December 5, 2006 Los Angeles gave the Owens River back to Inyo County, California, after diverting it for more than 93 years.
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Christian Science Monitor

November 30, 2006In California, former presidential candidate Michael Dukakis successfully led a fight against parking scofflaws.
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Los Angeles Times

November 30, 2006Conservative rabbis in Beverly Hills called for an end to the religious edict forbidding oral sex between men; anal congress, however, would still be forbidden.
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Los Angeles Times

November 28, 2006A “yearlong rash of nut robberies” ended when police recovered 136,000 pounds of stolen nuts with a street value of $400,000 from a warehouse in Sacramento.
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New York Times

November 9, 2006Midterm elections were held in the United States; the Republican Party lost its majority in the House of Representatives and the Senate. Six incumbent Republican senators, including Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, were defeated, and Santorum's daughter cried. Nancy Pelosi of California, who is expected to become the first female Speaker of the House, had lunch with President George W. Bush.
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Reuters via Yahoo!

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MSNBC

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Boston.com

October 27, 2006 Los Angeles admitted that it has 1.3 million outstanding parking tickets.
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New York Times

October 24, 2006Actress Mary Carey, star of such films as Pussyman's Decadent Divas 29 and Tit Happens, dropped out of the California gubernatorial race to care for her mother, a schizophrenic, who was injured while jumping from a four-story building.
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Yahoo News and IMDB.com

October 24, 2006Charlie Brown was running for Congress as a Democrat in Roseville, California.
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Washington Post

October 10, 2006 California researchers found that women dress more fashionably when they are ovulating.
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Reuters

October 3, 2006President George W. Bush visited George W. Bush elementary school in Stockton, California, and promised to improve school safety.
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CNN

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CNN

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NBC12

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MSNBC

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Whitehouse.gov

September 20, 2006In California, accused pedophile John Karr was described by his lawyer as a “southern gentleman with a sense of humor.”
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New York times

September 8, 2006 California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized for saying that Cubans and Puerto Ricans were “very hot,” due to their mixed “black blood” and “Latino blood.”
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New York Times

September 5, 2006Researchers at the University of Southern California determined that celebrities exhibit higher rates of narcissism than the general population.
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Breitbart.com via the Drudge Report

August 1, 2006In California, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said Tony Blair should be named United Nations secretary-general when he steps down as prime minister. “It's a big job that he has right now,” Schwarzenegger said, “and I think whatever job he wants he will get, because he has such a great success rate at home and he has done such a remarkable job, I think.”
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CNN

July 31, 2006Hot weather killed 141 people (as well as 25,000 cattle and 700,000 fowl) in California, at least 170 people in France, Italy, and Spain, and dozens of racing dogs in Oregon, and shut down MySpace.
Source:

CBS

July 20, 2006The United States agreed to buy a 29-foot-tall cross located on a hilltop in San Diego.
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NY Times

July 19, 2006Prosecuting attorneys in California and New York were trying to limit “gay panic” defenses in criminal trials.
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CNN.com

June 22, 2006 Daryl Hannah was forcibly removed from a walnut tree in South Los Angeles.
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Philadelphia Inquirer

June 21, 2006The Scripps Institution of Oceanography predicted that a massive earthquake will strike southern California some time in the next ten years.
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Discovery Reports via Google News

June 2, 2006 California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered 1,000 National Guard soldiers to the Mexican border.
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The Los Angeles Times

May 25, 2006In San Diego a man named Lawrence Christopher Smith was sentenced to 84 years to life in prison for shooting and killing a man named Dom Perignon Champagne.
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Sign on San Diego

May 17, 2006In Santa Ana, California, a homeless man was arrested after he told five boys he would cast them in a television commercial, then licked their feet.
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CBS News

May 11, 2006In California a 1,500-pound sea lion was biting people.
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SFGate.com

May 11, 2006Authorities in gas masks entered a residence in California to remove 98 guinea pigs, 84 cats, 27 dogs, 14 rabbits, three potbellied pigs, and one bird.
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AP via Breitbart.com

April 26, 2006After 15,000 tries a California scientist was able to teach starlings some grammar.
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

April 23, 2006An Oakland, California, carpenter named Percy Honnibal was in trouble for carpentering naked.
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CNN.com

April 4, 2006 California legislators were considering a law that would make it a significant crime for a murderer to rape a victim's corpse; corpse rapists currently receive only 16 months of prison time for that portion of their crimes.
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RecordNet.com

March 24, 2006 German scientists announced that cells from mice testes can act like embryonic stem cells; a private company in California said that it had achieved similar results with cells from human testes, and that it had grown new brain, heart, and bone cells from the human testes cells.
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CBS News

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Reuters

March 16, 2006In California authorities were fitting gang members with GPS anklets.
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Reuters

March 13, 2006A 38-year-old California clown kidnapped the 14-year-old girl who is carrying his child.
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NBC San Diego

March 8, 2006The House passed legislation that, if approved in the Senate, will make it far more difficult for states to put warning labels on food; under the new rules all warnings will be approved by the Food and Drug Administration. "What's wrong," asked Representative Henry Waxman (D., Calif.), "with our system of federalism?"
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Canada.com

February 23, 2006People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals criticized a teacher in Rosamond, California, for castrating a live pig in front of a high school group; a school superintendent countered that animal castration is an important skill for students to learn.
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LA Daily News

February 1, 2006A former postal worker shot and killed six people at a mail-processing center in Goleta, California.
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CNN.com

January 18, 2006In San Jose, California, Anna Ayala, who planted a severed finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili, was sentenced to nine years in prison. Her husband, Jaime Plascencia, who obtained the finger from a co-worker, was given more than twelve years.
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Wendy's chili-finger couple sentenced to prison

January 17, 2006 California executed 76-year-old, blind, wheelchair-bound, mostly deaf, diabetic Clarence Ray Allen. "It's a good day to die," said Allen via a statement.
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AP

January 13, 2006Scientists announced that the Donner family had not actually been cannibals; it was in fact other pioneers, six miles away, who cooked and ate each other.
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SFGate.com

January 4, 2006An artist in California went to an abandoned mine shaft in a desert and bound his feet together with a long chain and a lock in order to sketch a self-portrait. He lost the key, however, and was forced to hop for 12 hours to get help.
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Boston.com

January 2, 2006It was flooding in California, and parts of Oklahoma and Texas were on fire.
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CBS News

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Forbes.com

December 31, 2005A police officer in Fremont, California, was attacked by a pack of chihuahuas and was later treated for ankle bites.
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AP

December 19, 2005Tookie Williams was executed in California.
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CourtTV.com

December 4, 2005Two women told a reporter that Randy “Duke” Cunningham, the California Congressman who resigned after he was found to have accepted bribes from defense contractors, once changed into pajama bottoms and a turtleneck sweater and offered the women champagne by the light of a lava lamp.
Source 1:

Newsweek

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KTLA

December 4, 2005In Fremont, California, Iron Crotch Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng pulled a rental truck several yards with his penis. “He's very special,” said student Shawnee Wang.
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Tri-Valley Herald

November 28, 2005 Representative Randy “Duke” Cunningham (R., Calif.) confessed to taking $2.4 million in bribes and resigned from office.
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CNN.com

November 25, 2005It was revealed that the investigation into illegal payoffs made by lobbyist Jack Abramoff involves not only Representative Tom DeLay (R., Texas), but Representative Bob Ney (R., Ohio), Representative John Doolittle (R., Calif.), Senator Conrad Burns (R., Mont.), 17 current and former Congressional aides, and two former Bush Administration officials.
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Reuters

November 19, 2005Representative John Murtha (D., Pa.), called for the halt of U.S. troop deployments to Iraq. Duncan Hunter (R., Calif.), seeking to cut off debate over Murtha's statements, countered by proposing a measure that required that U.S. troops be brought home immediately. Jean Schmidt (R., Ohio) addressed Murtha, a decorated veteran and former Marine colonel who previously supported the invasion of Iraq, by quoting a Marine Corps reserve officer who told her that “cowards cut and run.” She was booed by Democrats. “You guys,” yelled Marty Meehan (D., Mass.), “are pathetic!” Harold Ford (D., Tenn.) ran across the House chamber's center aisle to the Republican side. “Say Murtha's name!” he shouted. Schmidt asked that her comments be struck from the record, and Hunter's resolution was rejected 403 to 3, with Murtha among those voting against it.
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The Washington Post

November 10, 2005 California voters rejected four initiatives proposed by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. “If I was to make another Terminator movie,” said Schwarzenegger, “I would tell Terminator to travel back in time to tell Arnold not to have another special election.” Schwarzenegger then visited China, where he was greeted by hundreds of flag-waving children.
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ABC News

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BBC News

October 30, 2005Four fraternity members at California State University, Chico, were sentenced to jail time after one of their pledges died from "water intoxication"; during hazing the pledge was forced to drink several gallons of water.
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CNN.com

October 27, 2005Strange, vibrating lights were seen in the skies above California and Nevada.
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SF Gate

October 25, 2005In Los Angeles a man dressed as Sesame Street's Elmo was arrested for panhandling.
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ABC News

October 10, 2005Americans celebrated Columbus Day, except in Berkeley, California, where they celebrated Indigenous People's Day.
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LA Times

October 1, 2005A Fresno, California, man who stabbed a cross-dressing man to death with a pair of scissors was sentenced to only four years in prison after his attorneys argued that the murder was the result of "gay panic."
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Fox News

September 14, 2005A federal judge in California ruled that requiring students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools is unconstitutional. "Undoubtedly," read the court's decision, "the pledge contains a religious phrase."
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CNN.com

August 22, 2005A California Army veteran and resident of the United States for 51 years was upset with J.P. Morgan Chase for repeatedly getting his name wrong in their credit-card database, misspelling "Sami Habbas" as "Palestinian Bomber."
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ABC News

August 9, 2005The Space Shuttle Discovery landed safely in California.
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BBC News

August 4, 2005A company in California was planning to sell human breast milk.
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BBC News

July 16, 2005 California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to quit his job editing muscle magazines, which paid at least $1 million a year. “I pledged to put the people of California front and center,” he said after receiving a great deal of press criticism.
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SF Gate

July 14, 2005The bones of a mammoth were found in Silicon Valley.
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SF Gate

July 11, 2005It cost $75 to bleach your anus in Los Angeles.
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The Village Voice

July 6, 2005It was announced that up to 4,700 birds, including burrowing owls, red-tailed hawks, and golden raptors, were being killed each year by a wind farm in Altamont, California.
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The Guardian

June 3, 2005 Scientists in California sequenced the genes of an extinct cave bear using material extracted from its teeth, and now plan to sequence the genes of Neanderthals. "I think it will work," said a scientist. "It is just a matter of time."
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BBC News

May 31, 2005In California, the owners of a chicken were fined for letting it cross the road; the fine was later dismissed.
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Herald Sun

May 27, 2005A road crew in San Jose, California, dug a fresh 10-by-15-foot pothole so that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could be photographed filling it.
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San Francisco Chronicle

May 24, 2005A San Diego doctor was training a dog named Ginger to detect cancer by sniffing human urine.
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Sign On San Diego

May 24, 2005Two teenagers in Marysville, California, hacked into their school's computer system to change their grades. They accidentally altered the grades of all 18,697 students in the school district, and were arrested.
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Monterey Herald

May 22, 2005Warren Beatty was wondering whether he should run for governor of California.
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ABC News

May 19, 2005A California man was arrested because he lived in a tent for two weeks in order to buy tickets to the new Star Wars movie; his doing so violated a requirement that, as a sex offender, he let police know if he changed lodgings.
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NCTimes

May 13, 2005Charlotte Spadaro, the former mayor of Beverly Hills, California, was in trouble for keeping 135 dogs and 30 cats in her home, and for filling a rental van with a ton of dead animals and leaving it out on the street.
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SFGate.com

April 22, 2005A Fresno, California, man was standing trial for killing nine of his children, seven of whom he fathered with his own daughters and nieces. “Jesus was a womanizer,” he explained.
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CourtTV.com

April 18, 2005Marla Ruzicka, an activist from California who made it her mission to count the number of civilian casualties in Iraq, was killed in Baghdad by a suicide bomber.
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Guardian

April 15, 2005Fewer than half of all Californians approved of the job Arnold Schwarzenegger was doing as governor.
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Guardian

April 9, 2005Millions—possibly billions—of butterflies were fluttering towards California.
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Biology News Net

March 30, 2005 Scientists in California developed a scale that can measure the mass of a cluster of xenon atoms. It turns out that they weigh a few zeptograms.